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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 6:34:23 AM   
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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 6:36:27 AM   
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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 6:37:45 AM   
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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 7:26:51 AM   
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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 7:30:00 AM   
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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 7:44:54 AM   
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Who do you think will have him after this  ?

General Motors


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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 7:51:46 AM   
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Well, if you do, should we be practicing "Your kink is not my kink, but that's OK?"

Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars


Last Updated: 1:23PM BST 21/05/2008

A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.



Read the whole story.

Firm




I love my cars but, not that much...


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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 8:41:05 AM   
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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 8:49:16 AM   
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Short answer......NO!!!

I love my Bike! Lol


Aha . . . I read about you in this article.


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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 8:55:09 AM   
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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 9:03:51 AM   
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OK, I think this thread proves it. Some guys will fuck just about anything that moves.


Why does it have to be able to move? 

Man arrested for 'having sex with lamp-post'

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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 9:06:01 AM   
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ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY

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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

OK, I think this thread proves it. Some guys will fuck just about anything that moves.


Why does it have to be able to move? 

Man arrested for 'having sex with lamp-post'

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Last Updated: 1:28AM GMT 07/03/2008

Firm





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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 9:15:39 AM   
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ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY

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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

OK, I think this thread proves it. Some guys will fuck just about anything that moves.


Why does it have to be able to move? 

Man arrested for 'having sex with lamp-post'

By Bonnie Malkin
Last Updated: 1:28AM GMT 07/03/2008


*sings*....you...you light up myyyyyyyyy life...*



Talk about post-coital bliss ... 


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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 9:18:36 AM   
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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 9:20:35 AM   
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Status: offline 		I think some of my local radio DJ's are on this site... because just a couple days ago they had a segment that featured all these guys... as well as a guy who had a thing for traffic cones.

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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 9:31:38 AM   
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Firm, you only gave us a trunkated version of the story. The man's into helicopters as well:

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But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.



Which reminds me of a certain poster here  .


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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 9:52:03 AM   
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Status: offline 		This thread is racy...and enlightening.

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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 9:57:25 AM   
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This thread is racy...and enlightening.


hands subtee the Pun award.....


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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 9:58:58 AM   
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Status: offline 		Thank you Holly

I can't believe I called "nerd" on CMers in another thread...

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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 10:17:04 AM   
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ORIGINAL: MstrObjectmaker


Short answer......NO!!!

I love my Bike! Lol


Aha . . . I read about you in this article.



Aha..........mines a motorBike, not a bicycle.........

But then you probably guessed that already.........

If I was going to have sex with it, I would do it in the privacy of my garage..........some axle grease and I'd be away......

I've had sex on my bike before now but never with it.........unless you count the time I got steamin' drunk and...........

My question is why would anybody be put on the sex offenders list for having sex with an inanimate object??.........I mean an inanimate object doesn't have any rights under the law......surely??






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