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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 3:12:55 PM

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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 3:18:41 PM

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When I was in the navy, they read us a report about a man who caught his sack in a conveyer belt while getting his jollies. We were torn between the sentiment of "He ripped what open on what?" and laughing our sadistic sailor asses off.

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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 3:21:41 PM

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Some people get off from the strangest stuff. Furniture porn

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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 3:28:42 PM

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Well, I have always said I want to learn until
the day I die. But I didn't want to know this.

I am a car nut. A Southern California car nut.

Home of the car modifying craze since the days
of Barris, et al. Also the home of Art Center.
The most prestigious automotive design college
in the world. But I never thought of this.

Now I will no longer say that I am the worst kind
of car nut. And I will be much more careful when I
tell people I like to play with them.

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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 3:52:41 PM

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Some people get off from the strangest stuff. Furniture porn .

Some really hot furniture porn here.

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Outlier,

Please .... don't mention "nut" in conjunction with "cars" in this thread ... it's just ... not good ...

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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 3:54:52 PM

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Some people get off from the strangest stuff. Furniture porn .

Some really hot furniture porn here.

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Outlier,

Please .... don't mention "nut" in conjunction with "cars" in this thread ... it's just ... not good ...

Firm

Hahahaha >.<

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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 4:12:36 PM

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Outlier,

Please .... don't mention "nut" in conjunction with "cars" in this thread ... it's just ... not good ...

Firm

FirmHand,

Point taken. I can think of a lot of my vocabulary
that is going to seen through new eyes. The phrases

"Mounting blowers"
&
"Limited slip rear ends"

and so many others....

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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 4:23:43 PM

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has to be EXAUSTing......i would think

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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 8:12:36 PM

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Some people get off from the strangest stuff. Furniture porn .

Okay, I have always said, I am such a furniture slut. Goes with being an archeture slut.

In a former relatinship, I had a sisterslave who had a coffetable book full of soft core porn. Everyone in the house looked thrugh it and oohed and awwed and told her how awesome it was. She finally said to me, that i hadn't looked at it, so I sat down with her and fliped through it.
And it was nice, i liked it. But i suppose I was being sort of quiet as I looked. Suddenly I gave a sharp intake of breath and said 'ooh...' My sister got excited and said, 'you found one you liked! what do you like?' and I said, - 'That is a GREAT chair she is sitting on!"

so, yea, i always thought i was a furniture slut - but, uhm... not quite like that!

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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 9:45:43 PM

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kittin: Some people get off from the strangest stuff. Furniture porn

Birds do it.
Bees do it.
Even ottomans and settees do it!
Lets do it, lets fall in love!

With apologies to Mr. Porter

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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/2/2008 9:56:39 PM

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i think of my car as a big purse that moves. i love the freedom it allows me but i resent any kind of car repair and even oil changes and vehicle registration fees annoy the hell out of me.

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RE: Do you love your car? - 6/3/2008 5:29:24 AM

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i think of my car as a big purse that moves. i love the freedom it allows me but i resent any kind of car repair and even oil changes and vehicle registration fees annoy the hell out of me. pinksugarsub

But not gas? because, gotta tell you, the rest of the free world is annoyed as hell by gas...

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