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OmegaG -> RE: ATTENTION ALL MEN!!!! STOP SENDING SPAM!!!!!! (6/2/2008 2:12:26 PM)

m'Lord contacted me in the height of my spamdom, when I was a new member and every itdiot had crawled out of the woodwork at the smell of fresh meat.  His e-mail stood out because it was well written and personalized, it's not hard to determine who has cut and paste and who has spent time tailoring a thoughtful e-mail.




MasterZen22 -> RE: ATTENTION ALL MEN!!!! STOP SENDING SPAM!!!!!! (6/2/2008 2:12:43 PM)

Dude, chill out already.




tsatske -> RE: ATTENTION ALL MEN!!!! STOP SENDING SPAM!!!!!! (6/2/2008 2:13:19 PM)

MasterZen,
please be aware that your thread is simply taking up space in the infinate WWW, without any hope of success, because:
The men who exhibit the behavoir you speak of CAN NOT READ. So they are not going to be able to take your excellent advice. Sorry, Dude.

Edit - Ha! Cali made me perv you! It's all her fault!




MasterZen22 -> RE: ATTENTION ALL MEN!!!! STOP SENDING SPAM!!!!!! (6/2/2008 2:14:51 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: tsatske

MasterZen,
please be aware that your thread is simply taking up space in the infinate WWW, without any hope of success, because:
The men who exhibit the behavoir you speak of CAN NOT READ. So they are not going to be able to take your excellent advice. Sorry, Dude.



I am beginning to think you are right. sheesh. There seems to be a lot of anger out here




RedMagic1 -> RE: ATTENTION ALL MEN!!!! STOP SENDING SPAM!!!!!! (6/2/2008 2:16:07 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterZen22

Dude, chill out already.

That's a big improvement already.  Much better than when you tried going after Celeste/BitaTrouble.

Do you notice how we're all saying kinda the same thing to you, just from different directions?




OmegaG -> RE: ATTENTION ALL MEN!!!! STOP SENDING SPAM!!!!!! (6/2/2008 2:20:43 PM)

I'm actually thinking that I want him around the next time a professional pan handleer here in town, they've gotten really agressive lately and aren't taking no for an answer.  My standard excuse is that I can't afford it as a single mom-- one guy's comeback was that he's a single dad-- wonder how his child support payments are going.




dawntreader -> RE: ATTENTION ALL MEN!!!! STOP SENDING SPAM!!!!!! (6/2/2008 2:22:10 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: JohnWarren

I think we have a winner in the "Most Inappropriate Screen Name" contest. 

Zen, find your center, slowly exhale, now begin chanting"
"To Accept The Things I Cannot Change
Courage To Change The Things I Can
And The Wisdom To Know The Difference."

Right now, you ain't chill'n brudder.


John,
 
i so agree!!!! The irony![:D]
 
j




MasterZen22 -> RE: ATTENTION ALL MEN!!!! STOP SENDING SPAM!!!!!! (6/2/2008 2:30:31 PM)

Red Magic,

1. I understand your point about how we can use spam to our advantage by being that much more unique. I agree. That can work. I just still find spam annoying.

2. "when you tried going after Celeste,"? what are you talking about? I never went after Celeste (although she choose to accuse me of "hissy fit") I responded to her points, but I never said anything about her character. The only one anyone has "gone after" in fact, is me. I did not insult anyone back.

...But it's cool, sometimes that just happens in forums I guess.

-Zen




MasterZen22 -> RE: ATTENTION ALL MEN!!!! STOP SENDING SPAM!!!!!! (6/2/2008 2:33:59 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: dawntreader

Courage To Change The Things I Can


I agree! That's why I am giving it a shot at changing this! (you never know what's possible until you try)

Some people seem to be personally offended by that, which is kinda weird, but whatever.

Wow! I never would have guessed I'd see a day when people wrote in to defend spam

lol.

-Zen




xkster -> RE: ATTENTION ALL MEN!!!! STOP SENDING SPAM!!!!!! (6/2/2008 2:35:14 PM)

I've never sent out a single message because I get nervous about it...so for now I'm just waiting to see if anyone else will message me first.

I wonder when my pictures will be approved to be displayed on my profile...




MissMagnolia -> RE: ATTENTION ALL MEN!!!! STOP SENDING SPAM!!!!!! (6/2/2008 2:42:08 PM)

I'n in complete agreement with you Zen. It's a pain in the fucking arse to open email after email and see yet another "hi ma'am" and nothing else, or a long winded, generic missive that is geared towards any female who can read. I've mentioned it in my journal and in my profile, not that it does much good, which only proves the point that many people DON'T read profiles.





dawntreader -> RE: ATTENTION ALL MEN!!!! STOP SENDING SPAM!!!!!! (6/2/2008 2:43:05 PM)

Zen,
 
After perving your profile, it does appear YOU are the one recieving the spam from men and transferrring it to your lack of success with this site. Personally, i recieve very little spam and form letters. Most men that write me fall into 2 catagories: those that take time to write a personal note and  those that write the typical "one-liner".
 
i will tell you from MY personal experience as a female on this site what jades me more than any spam mail, is when i finally agree to give my yahoo addy out - and their first line is..."anymore pictures of yourself?" (and i already have several on my profile) or i get an invite for cam...
 
And this comes from guys that went out of their way to stand out from the crowd in a good way - and after i have invested precious time, it turns out all they want is fresh wank fodder. Those are the guys doing more damage than your "spammers". Atleast those guys show their colors right up front~




MasterZen22 -> RE: ATTENTION ALL MEN!!!! STOP SENDING SPAM!!!!!! (6/2/2008 2:45:45 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Hanable

i agree with Zen.. when i get a mail that shows no sign a person (male or female) even glanced at my profile i usually reply back kindly saying something like, read my rpofile.. then well talk.. i dont get many replys from them after that.. spamming can be fun yes.. but it gets annoying when u get 5+ mails from ppl that havent look at ur profile.. let alone read it.

H >:)


Thank you Hannable. I hope you have a great day!

;-)

-Zen




MasterZen22 -> RE: ATTENTION ALL MEN!!!! STOP SENDING SPAM!!!!!! (6/2/2008 2:48:35 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: dawntreader

i will tell you from MY personal experience as a female on this site what jades me more than any spam mail, is when i finally agree to give my yahoo addy out - and their first line is..."anymore pictures of yourself?" (and i already have several on my profile) or i get an invite for cam...

And this comes from guys that went out of their way to stand out from the crowd in a good way - and after i have invested precious time, it turns out all they want is fresh wank fodder. Those are the guys doing more damage than your "spammers". Atleast those guys show their colors right up front~


Dawn, thanks for sharing.

-Zen




stella41b -> RE: ATTENTION ALL MEN!!!! STOP SENDING SPAM!!!!!! (6/2/2008 2:48:58 PM)

sorry couldn't resist

Checking my Inbox and I get spam
I fought the spam and the spam won
I fought the spam and the spam won
I needed women cos I had none
I fought the spam and the spam won
I fought the spam and the spam won

My Inbox is empty and it feels so bad
I guess all I got is spam
It's the best profile I ever had
I fought the spam and the spam won
I fought the spam and...

Spamming Message Boards with an angry tone
I fought the spam and the spam won
I fought the spam and the spam won
I lost my cool and I lost my spam
I fought the spam and the spam won
I fought the spam and the spam won

My Inbox is empty and I feel bad
All I get is spam
It's the best profile I ever had
I fought the spam and the spam won
I fought the spam and..

I fought the spam and the spam won
I fought the spam and the spam won
I fought the spam and the spam won
I fought the spam and the spam won..
(repeat ad nauseum)

courtesy of The Clash

PS. Should we all send the OP corned beef instead (additional Monty Python inspired joke)




MasterZen22 -> RE: ATTENTION ALL MEN!!!! STOP SENDING SPAM!!!!!! (6/2/2008 2:54:19 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MissMagnolia

I'n in complete agreement with you Zen. It's a pain in the fucking arse to open email after email and see yet another "hi ma'am" and nothing else, or a long winded, generic missive that is geared towards any female who can read. I've mentioned it in my journal and in my profile, not that it does much good, which only proves the point that many people DON'T read profiles.





Thank you also Magnolia! Good luck finding a match!

-Zen




pinksugarsub -> RE: ATTENTION ALL MEN!!!! STOP SENDING SPAM!!!!!! (6/2/2008 7:06:32 PM)

Can i ask a dumb question?  Is there some function on CM that allows a person to send  amassive amount of the same email at once to a scattershot of P/pl that i dun know about?  i thought in order to email me they had to at  least see my picture come up randomly.
 
Thanks.
 
pinksugarsub




Griswold -> RE: ATTENTION ALL MEN!!!! STOP SENDING SPAM!!!!!! (6/2/2008 8:13:17 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterZen22

ATTENTION ALL MEN!!!!! ATTENTION ALL MEN!!!!!

STOP SENDING FORM LETTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Many men on this website, (both Doms and Submissive) have the disturbing tactic of sending hundreds of forms letters out to the women, without ever even reading their profiles. Well I have news for you:

THEY DON”T WORK AND YOU ARE RUINING IT FOR EVERYONE.

As a result of this spam, the women’s mail boxes get overflowed, with meaningless emails that show zero interest in their profiles. That sucks and is annoying for them. So the women get screwed. And then many women get so disillusioned with the men of this site, that they almost never write to the men. So the men get screwed too. THE SPAM IS SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF US.

The solution is simple. Everyone needs to read people’s profiles carefully BEFORE, writing letters to them and create unique, personalized mail. If more people stop sending 1000 identical emails per day, then the women will be less overwhelmed, and the men will get more responses. Everyone wins.

-Master Zen



Thank you Master Zen for holding up all that women believe and all that you stand solidly for.

(I'd still like to fuck your wife).




Hippiekinkster -> RE: ATTENTION ALL MEN!!!! STOP SENDING SPAM!!!!!! (6/2/2008 9:06:29 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: subtee

quote:

ORIGINAL: softness

ahhhh but if people didn't come in here to rant ... who would we have to poke in the brain with the cyber stick?


How about...people who write things like, "today, somewhere there is being born a baby girl who will suck my cock in 18 years..."

Like that.
Christ, I'll be 72. You really know how to bum a guy out.




MasterZen22 -> RE: ATTENTION ALL MEN!!!! STOP SENDING SPAM!!!!!! (6/2/2008 9:14:47 PM)

Ha!

-Zen




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