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ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/3/2008 2:40:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel
ponders employing a resident sadist to come cook for me. i'm tired of cooking for one. do you have a try before you buy scheme? do you come with that sexy goatee/beard still? how expensive are you?

Yes, I still keep my beard trimmed tight and neat.  If my business doesn’t pick up, I’ll take that job. 
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ORIGINAL: cjan
Of course, I cook as well. I find rinsing the pots and pans under hot running water in the sink works well to get the chunks off. No soap, please, it leaves an unpleasant , um, soapy residue. What remains just adds layers of flavor to the next dish on the menu.

Sounds like my cast iron cookware.  It seems thicker now than when I first bought it. 

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ORIGINAL: BBWnNC72
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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
Cjan.... bro... I cook!!!  That means many pots and pans + 1 cup, 1 plate etc.  

OMG, a man who cooks, can You teach a class perhaps?   Then "tries" and clean up afterwards! OH WOW, a dream come true!
Actually I manage to succeed at both cooking and cleaning.  However, having a real live sadist in the house isn’t always a dream come true!
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ORIGINAL: BBWnNC72
Oh yea, RS, i volunteer to be punished for this act.  Even if i wasn't there!

OK, just say “mea culpa”.  Then go get in that
petty red cage I just set up. 
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ORIGINAL: darchChylde
i am the dishwasher... using the house hold appliance means prewashing the dishes, loading the dishwasher, unloading the dishwasher, washing the dishes, drying the dishes and putting the dishes away... i can avoid 3 steps just by plain doing the dishes right, one time at the sink

I’m with you on that.  If it’s a small load I just wash them too. Hence the reason the dish soap was handy in the first place. 

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ORIGINAL: soul2share
[trimmed] I do have one question for the cooking males out there.....why, please, tell me, WHY does it take EVERY pot and pan in the cupboard to heat up a can of spaghetti sauce and some pasta???? 

Even if you should you happen to be trapped using canned spaghetti sauce instead of making it from Roma tomatoes that were hand picked by your slaves, you will need to dirty several pans and other instruments. 
1 – CUTTING BOARD - You need to use the cutting board to clean, smash and mince the fresh garlic.  You also need to chop the green peppers, onions, fresh basil and fresh parsley. 
2 – IRON SKILLET #1 - You need a big iron skillet to properly sear the beef and give it a nice flavor.  Also precooking the garlic by adding it to the frying beef allows you to use more than twice as much compared to raw garlic.

3 – IRON SKILLET #2 – While beef is being browned, in another large iron skillet, clarify the onions and brown the edges green peppers. 
4 – CERAMIC COATED SAUCEPAN – Because tomatoes are so acidic, you can taste when they have been exposed to steel and oxidize.  That is why you use one of those old fashioned blue speckled ceramic pots.  Add canned sauce, beef, onions, garlic, green peppers, fresh basil, fresh parsley & dried oregano, salt and cracked pepper. 

5 – STAINLESS STEEL POT – Boil water, add salt, olive oil and those nice durum semolina wheat noodles. 
6 – GARLIC SQUEEZER – Now that the sauce almost done, it is time to taste it and make any last minute changes, like adding some zest with fresh squeezed garlic. 
7 – STRAINER – Now you drain the noodles and add a dash of oil to stop  them from sticking.  Some like to add pepper to the noodles at this stage. 

8 – GRATER – You will need a cheese grater to garnish the sauce before you serve the meal, either a flat one or a crank driven drum type. 
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ORIGINAL: beargonewild
Sorry soul2share but it takes 2 pots. One pot for the spaghetti and a second pot to warm up the sauce!

I’d be happy if I only used just 2 pots much less some way to do it with one???  Nuke the sauce, boil noodles, serve & pray your you can’t taste what you just did???
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ORIGINAL: phoenixinchains
i donno.... though ellusive,,,  sight of man doing dishes is sexiest sight on earth.
yes, many things get wet...

Well.. I was naked but I don’t think bending over with bull sized balls swinging while I wiped up the floor was very sexy.  
Many girls think men washing dishes are sexy…. because we are doing their work for them it turns them on!




BBWnNC72 -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/3/2008 3:02:35 PM)

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ORIGINAL: soul2share

I do have one question for the cooking males out there.....why, please, tell me, WHY does it take EVERY pot and pan in the cupboard to heat up a can of spaghetti sauce and some pasta????  I have yet to find one man who can do it in 1 pot!  (The trick is to cook the pasta, set it in some water while you cook/simmer the sauce.....just in case any enquiring minds wanted to know!)


i am not male, but i use one pot and a skillet.  i have to have meat in my spaghetti, so i will always have at least two to wash.




BBWnNC72 -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/3/2008 3:13:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BBWnNC72
Oh yea, RS, i volunteer to be punished for this act.  Even if i wasn't there!


OK, just say “mea culpa”.  Then go get in that
petty red cage I just set up. 

 
OK, "mea culpa" but can i have a bigger cage, i am a big girl? Oh and can i wear the kitty mask too? i have ears already.   purrrrrrrrrsssss.




subtee -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/3/2008 3:16:04 PM)

It's effin brilliant; you washed your dishes and your floor. [;)]




beargonewild -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/3/2008 3:31:31 PM)

Unfortunately each time I do start making homemade spag sauce, I end up making chili instead! Which in that case, more utinsels are dirtied from taste testing the chili each time I adjust the seasoning until it tastes perfect!




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/3/2008 3:52:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: BBWnNC72
OK, "mea culpa" but can i have a bigger cage, i am a big girl? Oh and can i wear the kitty mask too? i have ears already.   purrrrrrrrrsssss.

Well, since you already have ears, OK. 
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ORIGINAL: subtee
It's effin brilliant; you washed your dishes and your floor.

If I was any more brilliant or had used more soap, I would have been washing the rugs too!
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ORIGINAL: beargonewild
Unfortunately each time I do start making homemade spag sauce, I end up making chili instead! Which in that case, more utinsels are dirtied from taste testing the chili each time I adjust the seasoning until it tastes perfect!

<--- will 'work' for chili
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bear -
Beside your obviously stunning physical traits, your forum posts are witty and comprehensive.  Your opinions are well informed and wise, but firm.  You are playful and secure.  You make people around you comfortable because you are comfortable with yourself.  I truly appreciate your qualities and this community is a better place with you in it!
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Now that was 'workin’ it.  Luv ya bear....  can I have some of that chili that was constantly adjusted until it tastes perfect?




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/3/2008 3:58:07 PM)

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GreedyTop -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/3/2008 4:03:54 PM)

RS??
I am NOT happy.  Your description of making spaghetti has gotten my tastebuds all happy... and all I have for supper is a Banquet frozen dinner (salisbury steak, to be precise).

*wanders off grumbling*




beargonewild -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/3/2008 4:09:22 PM)

Well...it sounds like you make a pretty mean pot of spag sauce RS. Make you a deal, I make you the chili and you make some sauce for me?


<-----------------Will Mmkes chili for benefits.




thornhappy -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/3/2008 4:28:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan
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Alas, I was late to the game on the dog quote.

thornhappy




cjan -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/3/2008 4:31:11 PM)

I like to share, thorn.




BBWnNC72 -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/3/2008 4:53:59 PM)

YAY me, now all i need is a tail. Here kitty kitty [sm=paddle.gif].
all i have been able to find are bunny, horse, and fox ones [:(].




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/3/2008 6:37:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
RS??
I am NOT happy.  Your description of making spaghetti has gotten my tastebuds all happy... and all I have for supper is a Banquet frozen dinner (salisbury steak, to be precise).

*wanders off grumbling*

Too bad I’m not closer, I’d cook for you anytime!  I might even cook up some nice tasty Jamacian jerk ribs and serve dem’ wit’ Flying Monkey Beer and one of me special hot sauces, Anal Assassin or 6 Tits in a Hot Tub
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ORIGINAL: beargonewild
Well...it sounds like you make a pretty mean pot of spag sauce RS. Make you a deal, I make you the chili and you make some sauce for me?

<-----------------Will Mmkes chili for benefits.

DEAL…  I think if we hit a kitchen together, we would tear it up and create some fine dinning!!!  Tonight I am having London broil, saffron rice, baked potato and pumpernickel bread.   No salad… I am out.




GreedyTop -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/3/2008 6:50:04 PM)

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...just when my tastebuds were resigning themselves to salisbury steak....




BBWnNC72 -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/3/2008 7:11:08 PM)

it's ok Greedy, i had a Totinos frozen pizza and it was cooked a bit too long. [:(]




GreedyTop -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/3/2008 7:25:03 PM)

evil men..to talk about such yummy food..and be so damned far away!!




Hippiekinkster -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/3/2008 8:06:45 PM)

Sauerkraut. [8D]




cjan -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/3/2008 8:12:19 PM)

Sorry, Greeds. I had a simple repast of Yellowtail snapper, sauteed, of course, with a simple sauce of munierred butter, a li'l sauteed garlic, squeze of fresh lemon and  some capers. Sides of steamed asparagus  and baked butternut squash with a li'l butter and a dash of cinnamon. I'm trying to limit my carb intake so no startch tonight. Oh yea, for desert, a nice piece of seedless watermelon. Refreshing and nicely cleanses the palate.

We batchelors have to be nice to ourselves, yanno. No wimmins to care for us. *sniff*




GreedyTop -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/3/2008 8:23:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster

Sauerkraut. [8D]


EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dammit...I need another trip to ATL....

You hate me...all of you men just hate me, don't you?




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Why men shouldn’t do dishes=- (6/3/2008 8:24:52 PM)

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ORIGINAL: cjan
We batchelors have to be nice to ourselves, yanno. No wimmins to care for us. *sniff*

Between us we had a poorman's surf & turf. 




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