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thornhappy -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 6:32:44 PM)

neener neener neener!

thornhappy




celticlord2112 -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 6:34:35 PM)

Violet wand

(lifting said toy with wicked evil grin on face) [sm=evil.gif]




Kalista07 -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 6:50:32 PM)

Oh wise, kind, sensitive, intelligent, caring, and righteous one???
i need to file a law suite against the one known in these parts as 'the Lushy one'.... On another thread (See: Gris whining and crying like a big 'ol girl) Lushy made fun of me and said i can not  blow my way out of a paper bag. It was hurtful and blasphemous!!!  i must sue for emotional and mental distress...In addition, i am so freaking distraught that i may not be able to fully submit to Him when He gets home this evening..As part of her punishment i think she should have to come over here and take the beating for me..
kali
{the last of the truly innocent ones}





cjan -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 7:51:58 PM)

Ok, your overworked , overexposed, FragrantViolationSniffingness, I wish to file a countersuit against Kalista for calumny, dereliction of duty in that she neglected to aquire basic bj skills waaaaaay back in highschool and for insufferable whininess and brown-noseingness.

I recommend the death penalty. Death by , um...tickling seems appropriate.




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 7:54:50 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

I want to sue.... Nigeria

for emotional distress


I rest my case [:D]



Have any witnesses?
Discovery material?
Any proof?


I call every person who has ever had business dealings with a native of Nigeria, they will prove that dealing with them is emotianally distressing

I have phone records where you can hear me beating my head against the desk

if that doesnt sway you, I gots cookies :D




thornhappy -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 7:57:14 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: celticlord2112

Violet wand

(lifting said toy with wicked evil grin on face) [sm=evil.gif]


uhhh ohhhh!

* starts talking about the theory of the violet wand to distract CL *




celticlord2112 -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 7:58:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: thornhappy

quote:

ORIGINAL: celticlord2112

Violet wand

(lifting said toy with wicked evil grin on face) [sm=evil.gif]


uhhh ohhhh!

* starts talking about the theory of the violet wand to distract CL *


Sweetheart, as you mentioned earlier....I'm an engineer.   I don't do theory, but practical application.




thornhappy -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 8:03:11 PM)

* i am so busted! *

Yipe!  Yikes!  Ooh!  Ah!




sirsholly -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/13/2008 3:13:07 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: celticlord2112

quote:

CelticPrince...we do not talk of drug usage in a court of law.

Who?????

(picks up ball gag)



sorry sweetie...you were demoted for being a smart-ass......




celticlord2112 -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/13/2008 5:08:31 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: celticlord2112

quote:

CelticPrince...we do not talk of drug usage in a court of law.

Who?????

(picks up ball gag)



sorry sweetie...you were demoted for being a smart-ass......


Girl, if you think that was being a smart ass, you need to pay a LOT more attention to the bailiff.....especially before the chain mail flogger finds its way into his sadistic hands.....[sm=evil.gif]

(picks up flogger and ambles confidently in sirsholly's direction [:D])




Asherdelampyr -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/13/2008 5:10:27 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr

I want to sue.... Nigeria

for emotional distress


I rest my case [:D]



Have any witnesses?
Discovery material?
Any proof?


I call every person who has ever had business dealings with a native of Nigeria, they will prove that dealing with them is emotianally distressing

I have phone records where you can hear me beating my head against the desk

if that doesnt sway you, I gots cookies :D



please Your honor mam, please rue on my case and make those bastiges pay!!!




sirsholly -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/13/2008 5:22:56 AM)

quote:

ORGIONAL CelticLord
Girl, if you think that was being a smart ass, you need to pay a LOT more attention to the bailiff.....especially before the chain mail flogger finds its way into his sadistic hands.....[sm=evil.gif]

(picks up flogger and ambles confidently in sirsholly's direction [:D])



Bellows "feet....don't fail me now!!'
Runs.......




celticlord2112 -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/13/2008 5:32:22 AM)

You do know that you can run faster if you put those cookies, down, right sweetie? [:D]

(yeah, I'm a cookie whore.....deal with it)




sirsholly -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/13/2008 5:36:44 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: celticlord2112

You do know that you can run faster if you put those cookies, down, right sweetie? [:D]

(yeah, I'm a cookie whore.....deal with it)



*Clutches cookies to chest*






GreedyTop -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/13/2008 6:27:47 AM)

HEY!! no running in the court room!  it's undignified!! Not to mention, disrespectful of Her Honor!!





sirsholly -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/13/2008 6:30:11 AM)

*chucks cookies to Greedy*

I'll share 'em with ya if  we lose Celtic!!

*Damn...look at her go*




GreedyTop -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/13/2008 6:37:29 AM)

um../holly? have you not noticed that I'm not big on cookies? or chocolate?




parttimehotty -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/13/2008 6:38:27 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: celticlord2112

You do know that you can run faster if you put those cookies, down, right sweetie? [:D]

(yeah, I'm a cookie whore.....deal with it)



*Clutches cookies to chest*







Uh, what chest??

**Innocent question**[sm=dunno.gif]




parttimehotty -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/13/2008 6:42:57 AM)

Madam Judge, it appears (and I do have proof) that Holl-parts has tampered w/legal documentation over on the "Holly and Potty" thread, misrepresenting my oh so carefully chosen words to suit her post.




sirsholly -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/13/2008 6:43:26 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

um../holly? have you not noticed that I'm not big on cookies? or chocolate?


they are sugar cookies!!!

*and i am not a chocolate fan either. Bleeech..*




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