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xxblushesxx -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 2:28:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MontrealPhoenix Judge Chrissy, I'd like to sue darchchylde for walking around looking so damned hawt, and gorgeous and...and...and other stuff. This is causing me both mental and physical distress. phoenix MP: it is not DC's fault that he looks the way he does...and...other stuff. You need to take a cold shower and deal with it.

beargonewild -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 2:29:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild I'm suing LadyRain for slander. She's always accusing me of wanting to steal Lumus from her. When I tried to confront her and ask for proof that I tried to molesticate him, she hasn't been able to. Yet she still falsely accuses me of groping and fondling him. shakes head You're drooling everytime you say Lumus is a dead give away. Are you sure you don't want to drop this, and hope she doesn't sue you for alienation of affection? I object your Honor, I am drooling over these freshly baked chocolate cookies I made and the aroma is so overwhelming......cookie?

MontrealPhoenix -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 2:33:32 PM)
But...but...but...Your Honor, he flaunts it, flipping that gorgeous long, dark hair back to expose that delectible neck....i plead with you to change your mind. phoenix

ResidentSadist -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 2:33:43 PM)
Nice post BitaTruble. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Looks like a clean chain of evidence to me. I’d volunteer for the jury on this if ever one was needed.

celticlord2112 -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 2:34:13 PM)
Your Honor, holly needs to be sanctioned for not offering the cookies to the bailiff FIRST (have to inspect them to make sure they're acceptable, ya know![;)])

GreedyTop -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 2:35:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: celticlord2112 quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop (mod did) SNORT Uh huh....definitely no lube for you! cool :)

beargonewild -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 2:35:50 PM)
passes celtic a dozen cookies to test

celticlord2112 -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 2:39:40 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild passes celtic a dozen cookies to test Ahhhh....COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!! (can holly still be sanctioned anyway? what good are all these toys if I can't use them on the prisoners?)

GreedyTop -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 2:41:20 PM)
BITA!! omg,OUCH!! (nice butt, BTW ;) )

BitaTruble -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 2:44:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Nice post BitaTruble. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Looks like a clean chain of evidence to me. I’d volunteer for the jury on this if ever one was needed. Damn it, RS! Now I can't do stuff with ya because it would be jury tampering! ::grumbling::

BitaTruble -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 2:48:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop BITA!! omg,OUCH!! Yeah, I know. [sm=iamqueen.gif]of Klutz! quote: (nice butt, BTW ;) ) Oh! Thank you, baby! ~wiggles~

ResidentSadist -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 2:51:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BitaTruble quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Nice post BitaTruble. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Looks like a clean chain of evidence to me. I’d volunteer for the jury on this if ever one was needed. Damn it, RS! Now I can't do stuff with ya because it would be jury tampering! ::grumbling:: I never said I wasn’t above being tampered with. . . that is an awful nice wax collector you are sporting there my dear.

xxblushesxx -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 3:00:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild I'm suing LadyRain for slander. She's always accusing me of wanting to steal Lumus from her. When I tried to confront her and ask for proof that I tried to molesticate him, she hasn't been able to. Yet she still falsely accuses me of groping and fondling him. shakes head You're drooling everytime you say Lumus is a dead give away. Are you sure you don't want to drop this, and hope she doesn't sue you for alienation of affection? I object your Honor, I am drooling over these freshly baked chocolate cookies I made and the aroma is so overwhelming......cookie? perks COOKIE?!?!!!

xxblushesxx -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 3:01:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: celticlord2112 quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild passes celtic a dozen cookies to test Ahhhh....COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!! (can holly still be sanctioned anyway? what good are all these toys if I can't use them on the prisoners?) Holly is sanctioned. Her punishment is she has to eat a dozen of bear's cookies. with milk. and watch a chick flick and have a bubble bath.

beargonewild -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 3:09:52 PM)
passes a silver platter filled with cookies to the Judge

Lumus -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 3:15:25 PM)
Is there a line-up, or do I just walk up and grope the judge...? [What? Like I wouldn't do it in real life.]

xxblushesxx -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 3:39:06 PM)
Bear is innocent. Lumus...not so much.

celticlord2112 -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 3:40:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx Bear is innocent. Lumus...not so much. Methinks bear bribed the judge....

DesFIP -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 3:42:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CyberDom08 My sub and I had to break up. She was hurt and venerable. Please Judge Chrissy, who would you rule in favor of?? If she's venerable and you hurt her, then it's an obvious case of elder abuse.

CalifChick -> RE: Chrissy's Court (6/12/2008 3:54:28 PM)
I thought that said "venereal". [sm=onphone.gif] <-- calling STD hotline. Cali

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