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Na ja, what the fuck... - 6/13/2008 4:01:34 PM   
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Status: offline 		There's an episode of Star Trek: DSN where Sisko, Bashir, and Dax go back in time to the sancturay riots in SF sometime in the mid 2000s, IIRC. Clint Howard plays a crazy person who thinks he can make himself invisible by waving his had in front of his face and saying, "Whooosh! I'm invisible!"

Well, I accidently did that to myself a while back, so I figured I'd start a thread only I can see. hahahahaha

It's about Bullshit.

As in, what kind of bullshit gets under your skin. For me, it's those bullshit "male enhancement capsule" commercials. What bullshit.

Oh, and adverts that claim vitamins provide engerny. They do not. That's bullshit.

Pretend y'all can see this thread, and rant about your bullshit.

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RE: Na ja, what the fuck... - 6/13/2008 4:26:03 PM   
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Status: offline 		I don't mind those "enhancement" commercials themselves ("dorky" has its charm), but what I DO mind is that they come on during the daytime, during the early evening hours, etc., and having my kids ask "what's that mean?".

For the time when I didn't hit the remote fast enough to change the channel:

The answer to the older one was, "supposedly it allows them to have an erection that either last longer, is firmer, or is bigger, or all of the above."  Her answer... "yeah right."

The answer to the younger one was, "it's supposed to give them more energy."

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RE: Na ja, what the fuck... - 6/13/2008 4:27:15 PM   
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RE: Na ja, what the fuck... - 6/13/2008 4:44:15 PM   
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Status: offline 		Conspiracy theories.  Of any stripe or persuasion.  I call bullshit.

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RE: Na ja, what the fuck... - 6/13/2008 4:54:19 PM   
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Speaking of enhancement bullshit ads, I chuckle when the Viagra, Cialis, etc., commercials come on. In a room full of people, chattering away during the commercials, when the announcer quietly and quickly goes throught the list of side effects and disclaimers, when he says " erections lasting for 4 hours or longer require medical attention", somehow that cuts through all the chatter, and everyone perks. Brilliant marketing, but, imo, bullshit.


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RE: Na ja, what the fuck... - 6/13/2008 4:58:13 PM   
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RE: Na ja, what the fuck... - 6/13/2008 4:58:59 PM   
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    RE: Na ja, what the fuck... - 6/13/2008 5:00:57 PM   
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    ORIGINAL: thornhappy
    Conspiracy theories.  Of any stripe or persuasion.  I call bullshit.
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    RE: Na ja, what the fuck... - 6/13/2008 5:23:18 PM   
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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: FullCircle

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    Conspiracy theories.  Of any stripe or persuasion.  I call bullshit.
    thornhappy
    HP printers produce tiny yellow dots not visible to the naked eye so that the CIA can track what your printer has produced.



    CIA for y'all. It's domestic surveilence here, so that's the FBI and the Dept. of Homeland Insecurity.

    That whole alert level thing is bullshit. Muave, Paisley, Teal, who gives a penguin's pecker?  Thank Dog it seems to have crawled back under Dumsfeld's rock with him.

    And where is UBL? It's only a couple months shy of  SEVEN YEARS and that retarded cokehead dry-drunk psychopath fratboy failure in the White House can't find him? With almost all the resources of the whole freakin' world willing to help look? Ah hahahaha  BULLSHIT!!!!!!



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    RE: Na ja, what the fuck... - 6/13/2008 5:51:21 PM   
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    Conspiracy theories.  Of any stripe or persuasion.  I call bullshit.
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    HP printers produce tiny yellow dots not visible to the naked eye so that the CIA can track what your printer has produced.

    * squeak squeak squeak squeak * flying the world's smallest bullshit flag

    (thanks for that, I've never heard that one before!)

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    RE: Na ja, what the fuck... - 6/13/2008 5:56:50 PM   
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    There's an episode of Star Trek: DSN where Sisko, Bashir, and Dax go back in time to the sancturay riots in SF sometime in the mid 2000s, IIRC. Clint Howard plays a crazy person who thinks he can make himself invisible by waving his had in front of his face and saying, "Whooosh! I'm invisible!"




    I remember and I thought it was stolen from Burt in "Soap"
     
    (Hmmm, maybe I should post this on the "remember when" thread. No Matter. I'm invisible, so no one can see it anyway....)

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    RE: Na ja, what the fuck... - 6/13/2008 5:59:15 PM   
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    RE: Na ja, what the fuck... - 6/13/2008 6:00:06 PM   
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    ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster


    As in, what kind of bullshit gets under your skin. For me, it's those bullshit "male enhancement capsule" commercials. What bullshit.


    Pretend y'all can see this thread, and rant about your bullshit.


    http://blogs.zdnet.com/open-source/images/smiling_bob.jpg  seriously you don't want to be like Smiling Bob?*hums the jingle in my head* he is just so happy even at the office!


    ** realizes I am not as invisible as I thought. (winks at Mod11)**

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    RE: Na ja, what the fuck... - 6/13/2008 6:12:55 PM   
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    you don't look invisible to me....


    But wait, I snapped my fingers twice and everything! You mean you can still see me?
     
    I know! You must be invisible, too!

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    RE: Na ja, what the fuck... - 6/13/2008 6:15:42 PM   
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    ORIGINAL: suzybeth

    quote:

    ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster

    As in, what kind of bullshit gets under your skin. For me, it's those bullshit "male enhancement capsule" commercials. What bullshit.

    Pretend y'all can see this thread, and rant about your bullshit.


    http://blogs.zdnet.com/open-source/images/smiling_bob.jpg  seriously you don't want to be like Smiling Bob?*hums the jingle in my head* he is just so happy even at the office!

    * groan * now I'm going to hear that all night!

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    RE: Na ja, what the fuck... - 6/13/2008 6:19:03 PM   
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    * groan * now I'm going to hear that all night!

    thornhappy



    LOL it's such a catchy tune, and it just stays with you. Makes you want to  the jingle writers

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    RE: Na ja, what the fuck... - 6/13/2008 10:18:17 PM   
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    ORIGINAL: Hippiekinkster

    There's an episode of Star Trek: DSN where Sisko, Bashir, and Dax go back in time to the sancturay riots in SF sometime in the mid 2000s, IIRC. Clint Howard plays a crazy person who thinks he can make himself invisible by waving his had in front of his face and saying, "Whooosh! I'm invisible!"




    I remember and I thought it was stolen from Burt in "Soap"
     
    (Hmmm, maybe I should post this on the "remember when" thread. No Matter. I'm invisible, so no one can see it anyway....)
    You're not only invisible, you're Satanically evil. You have the mark of the Beast. Maybe they did steal it from "Soap". Good memory.

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    RE: Na ja, what the fuck... - 6/13/2008 10:48:36 PM   
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    RE: Na ja, what the fuck... - 6/13/2008 10:53:53 PM   
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    RE: Na ja, what the fuck... - 6/13/2008 11:01:18 PM   
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