Griswold
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus Let's face it, he is getting more action than WE are, and we are the ones who have the experience!! So, cute boy? Details for the old lonely folks? Pleeeeeze? Okay...took the cat to the vet yesterday...(so far, terribly exciting stuff...eh?)....stayed overnight (him...not moi), they told me "Gris....he has to give a urine sample"....I wanted him home (because the other cat was freaking) and I said...."fuck that shit...I'll give you a urine sample!" (they didn't think that'd be workable...I'd just had 2 beers...I told them it'd be fine), picked him up this morning (is my life exciting or what????)....crying like CRRRRRAZY all the way home...."Gris loves you baby....meow meow....who loves you????"....when I got to my house ("we're allllmmmooooossssssst hereeeeeee"....."okay.....we're herrrrreeee......"), I leaped to the other side of the car (of course, I gave the cat Star treatment...his own seat.....)...thankfully I had (and stuck underneath) 2 days worth of newspapers...because (that's the way they tell you they love you...if you didn't already know).....he pee'd all over the inside of the carrier box (and thankfully...my newspapers....and not in fact, actually my leather seats). And so....my cat...a big fat cat....not at all happy with the last 36 hours....decided to let me know, in no uncertain terms...."Gris...I do love you...but if you ever do this again....I swear to fucking GAWD.....I'll shit on your fucking rear view mirror". So....details .
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