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RE: Eating out for the first time - 6/27/2008 12:29:39 PM   
persephonee


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ORIGINAL: SugarMyChurro

Read this thread:
http://www.collarchat.com/fb.asp?m=255368
And then try to be more intelligent than the OP in that thread.

When you are done, pull away and do that Fonzarelli double thumbs up thing you do so well. That's a winner!


Snortsnortsnort....that was the best thread EVER...."uh...think thats the gspot, dude"...."yeah...pretty sure"....."been doing that for 25 yrs....youre just now discovering it?"
Where IS that guy????

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RE: Eating out for the first time - 6/27/2008 1:31:32 PM   
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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

am I strange? I just do not enjoy getting oral sex.....I prefer straight out, primal, balls-to-the-wall, animalistic, biting, scratching, screaming FUCKING.


You are strange, but you are NOT alone!!

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RE: Eating out for the first time - 6/28/2008 5:42:47 AM   
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ORIGINAL: cjan
However, loving to eat pussy as I do, and loving to please the eatee and hear/feel her responses


I'm so with you on this cj - do you think it's something we superior beings (I mean sailors) are somehow specially blessed with? 

Do you think the long hours of a hard night passage (no - it's not that - naughty reader - cj knows what I'm talking about) have somehow enabled us to spend hours eating pussy? I've now cracked being able to sleep at blondestar's (and she seems to like it rather significantly).


Absolutely, mon frere. We sailors have certain, ummm, sensibilities and an appreciation of ,um, aesthetics. We are also sensually ( all of them ) highly atuned. Also, adrenaline junkies. We lubs friggin' in da riggin'.

Your reference to standing long, lonely night watches, steering by the stars, sipping on a bottle of rum, burning a doobie, perhaps, watching the phosphorescence in the ships wake, listening to the song of the wind in the rigging, of course, gives us wood. And what does one contemplate on such occasions ? Pussy , of course. It's scent, soft texture on ones lips and tongue, it's taste.

You can have the cheeseburger in paradise. I'll have the pie, tyvm.


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RE: Eating out for the first time - 6/28/2008 8:43:56 AM   
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RE: Eating out for the first time - 6/29/2008 5:31:42 AM   
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... standing long, lonely night watches, steering by the stars, sipping on a bottle of rum, burning a doobie, perhaps, watching the phosphorescence in the ships wake, listening to the song of the wind in the rigging...





*sighs*

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RE: Eating out for the first time - 6/29/2008 5:35:16 AM   
Sundowner


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...watching the phosphorescence in the ships wake...



Or, hugely amusing on a night watch, seeing phosphoresence in the heads!


 - sorry

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RE: Eating out for the first time - 8/5/2008 4:04:45 PM   
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Status: offline 		Hey everyone, sorry its taken me so long to respond back.  I haven't done the deed...yet.  Me and my girlfriend are moving in together on Saturday, and we're going to try it on Saturday.  She said she'll help me, and I'm sure I'll be fine, I'm just nervous about it thats all.  I will try and report back this weekend to let you all know how it went.  Thanks again for the advice, and you are welcome for the great thread those of you who are lurking here lots.  Haha

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RE: Eating out for the first time - 8/5/2008 4:06:01 PM   
camille65


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Status: offline 		Hey thanks for the update. I really hope you both just have a fun time without worrying about end results too much.

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RE: Eating out for the first time - 8/5/2008 4:07:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		Oh good heavens.  It's been a month and a half, and you still haven't gone downtown?? 

Push her down on the bed, yank her pants down, push up her knees, and get after it.  This isn't brain surgery after all.


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RE: Eating out for the first time - 8/5/2008 4:18:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		Okay, now I had to go back and read the whole thing all over again.  Yup yup yup. 


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RE: Eating out for the first time - 8/5/2008 4:24:48 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BRNaughtyAngel

Okay after having read through this thread and laughed my ass off, I decided to condense all of the lovely comments and suggestions for our young student:
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"No matter how good an idea it might seem, putting a couple bendy straws in your nose so you can breathe is going to make her laugh too hard for the fun to continue."

"Know where the clit is, yes, but don't START there!"

"Get on it like a hobo on a ham sandwich!!" 

"Learn to breathe through your ears."

"Put it back please... !!!!"

"Oh good heavens no, I would not recommend that."

"I think I love you and I want to have your babies".

"think of ice cream cone on a hot summers day. slurping.. no munching." 

"Oh yeah that's right, use your hands".

"Well crap! I thought I was about to hear about some new restaurant in town." 

"Show up hungry and ask for seconds" 

"no diving in like a Stuka having a crack at a Polish city."

"Prop a pillow under her butt."

"It is normal to get a pubic hair in your mouth unless she shaves so don't panic."

"Say Brother..... Do you have wimpy hands or strong hands? Let em' feel the power and lust { you have for them} in/through your hands when workn' their thighs/lower cheeks during the lead-up.... "

"Is it getting warm in here ?"

"I think he needs encouragement, some gentle direction and redirection if necessary, and even a gold sticker on his forehead at the end." 

"Oh yes. Yesssss oh oh oh ohhhhhhhhh YESSSSSSSS!" 

"Oh, and if she turns out to be an ear grabber, you might want to think about your oxygen supply."

"I'm partial to the flat-tongue approach in the beginning... once the bases are loaded, all that pointy-tongue business belongs to the cleanup batter."

"After having read this thread, oh, 40 or 50 times, I can confidently say it is my favorite thread."

"Oh, I get it now... no, that would be wrong wrong wrong.  You're not helping."


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RE: Eating out for the first time - 9/9/2008 3:47:18 PM   
ghostrider68


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Status: offline 		Hey everyone, thought I'd give you an update on the whole eating my girlfriend out.  I finally did it a week or so ago, and it was great.  I fingered her and licked her clit, and she was going crazy.  When she did cum, she didn't let go of my fingers for quite a while, so her orgasm was pretty intense.  I know what you guys were talking about with it being hard to breathe when your down there.  It did get hard to breathe, but it was well worth it.  I plan on doing it more and more.  I just thought I'd update you all on it, and thank you for all the advice that you gave me when I questioned you.  Thanks again. 

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RE: Eating out for the first time - 9/9/2008 3:50:15 PM   
opposingtwilight


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Status: offline 		No matter how difficult it gets to breathe while you're down there, do not under any circumstances ever do a quick huff through your nose (blowing out) because a snotty coochie is not sexy ... Ever.

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RE: Eating out for the first time - 9/9/2008 3:58:19 PM   
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My favorite thread is alive!!!

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RE: Eating out for the first time - 9/9/2008 4:15:26 PM   
CalifChick


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RE: Eating out for the first time - 9/9/2008 5:49:17 PM   
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Status: offline 		A ravenous type would be good.

tee


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RE: Eating out for the first time - 9/9/2008 5:53:38 PM   
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RE: Eating out for the first time - 9/9/2008 5:55:29 PM   
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Status: offline 		You know my first boyfriend was the ravenous type.  He forgot to breathe and passed out.  No joke. 

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RE: Eating out for the first time - 9/9/2008 7:06:38 PM   
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ORIGINAL: ghostrider68

Hey everyone, sorry its taken me so long to respond back.  I haven't done the deed...yet.  Me and my girlfriend are moving in together on Saturday, and we're going to try it on Saturday.  She said she'll help me, and I'm sure I'll be fine, I'm just nervous about it thats all.  I will try and report back this weekend to let you all know how it went.  Thanks again for the advice, and you are welcome for the great thread those of you who are lurking here lots.  Haha


Bud...you started this post 2 freaking MONTHS ago!!!!!

Winter's coming....you're ears are GOING to get cold boy!

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