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Lame ass bar lines - 6/18/2008 11:18:31 PM   
lusciouslips19


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Status: offline 		Ok, so most here know i am going through the dark night of the soul right now due to a break up. I also changed my profile back and also added a line about my sir breaking of with me. Needless to say, all the men are there to "help me". It passes the time.

Anyhoo, I just got someone who said

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

What lame ass pick up lines have you head or used?

< Message edited by lusciouslips19 -- 6/18/2008 11:19:11 PM >

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RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/18/2008 11:39:09 PM   
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RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/18/2008 11:45:03 PM   
softness


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Status: offline 		Sir has a great one

"Cute shoes ..... wannna fuck?"

and it works ... often

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RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/18/2008 11:45:23 PM   
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RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/18/2008 11:48:49 PM   
DarkVictory


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Status: offline 		Hey, Gloria?  Isn't it Gloria?  Didn't we fuck in that hot tub at Harbin?  You know, when we were both on acid and your girlfriend passed you the MDMA?

No?

Hey, want to grab a hot tub?


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RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/18/2008 11:48:57 PM   
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RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/18/2008 11:50:04 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

the worst was "you remind me of my ex-girlfriend.. wanna go out?"


At least it's not,"you remind me of my ex wife!"

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RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/18/2008 11:52:51 PM   
shivermetimbers


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Status: offline 		Well this actually worked ONE time, a friend of mine met his wife with this one (I'd never have the balls to use it)

"Hello, you know what, I think I'm going to call you dessert.  Because you are going to be the last thing I eat tonight."

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RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/19/2008 10:19:47 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: softness

Sir has a great one

"Cute shoes ..... wannna fuck?"

and it works ... often


See, this is EXACTLY the kind of line that works great on me!  Depends on who SAYS it of course.....

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RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/19/2008 10:33:54 AM   
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RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/19/2008 10:35:42 AM   
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RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/19/2008 10:58:25 AM   
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Status: offline 		Nice bra. It would look nicer on my bedroom floor.

Blah.

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RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/19/2008 11:01:58 AM   
SinLee


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Status: offline 		you must be tired... you've been running through my mind since i got here...

do you have any <insert nationality here> in you? want some?

nice boots wanna fuck has definately worked on me before... and for me before...

is that a mirror in your pocket, cause i can see myself in your pants...

wanna come over for pizza and sex?  ... what, you don't like pizza???

there's some others i've heard i'm sure... as for the ex wife one, i usually hear "you look like my next ex wife"
/rolls her  eyes.. men


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    RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/19/2008 11:12:30 AM   
    LadyRainfire


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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: DarkVictory

    Hey, Gloria?  Isn't it Gloria?  Didn't we fuck in that hot tub at Harbin?  You know, when we were both on acid and your girlfriend passed you the MDMA?

    No?

    Hey, want to grab a hot tub?


    Harbin?? Hmmm, have we met before?


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    RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/19/2008 11:14:30 AM   
    softness


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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: LadyRainfire

    quote:

    ORIGINAL: DarkVictory

    Hey, Gloria?  Isn't it Gloria?  Didn't we fuck in that hot tub at Harbin?  You know, when we were both on acid and your girlfriend passed you the MDMA?

    No?

    Hey, want to grab a hot tub?


    Harbin?? Hmmm, have we met before?



    oh gawd ... please don't encourage Him

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    RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/19/2008 11:16:03 AM   
    LadyRainfire


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    RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/19/2008 12:06:42 PM   
    purepleasure


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    RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/19/2008 12:22:39 PM   
    christine1


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    RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/19/2008 12:31:22 PM   
    LadyRainfire


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    Status: offline     		  I always liked the one from the Norwegian (or was he Swedish?) I met one night shortly after I got back from living overseas.....

    "Ohhhh, you're not an uptight American then..... Wanna fuck?"

    (it worked...)


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    RE: Lame ass bar lines - 6/19/2008 12:36:03 PM   
    beargonewild


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    "Let's get drunk so I can take advantage of you"


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