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CalifChick -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 11:17:35 AM)
Smooches. Cali

parttimehotty -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 11:20:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Smooches. Cali [sm=hardlimit.gif]

SteelofUtah -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 11:22:51 AM)
Well I'm 5'11&3/4" and Fairly large so ............. I would say Andi had the Biggest Dick. Steel

CalifChick -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 11:23:59 AM)
Smooches from me is a hard limit? [sm=river.gif] Fine then. I hope your quest for big dick finds you with a measly two inches. Cali (who knows that pottyhead KNOWS why I'm feeling all small and vulnerable today. Heifer)

everhope -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 11:28:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick quote: ORIGINAL: everhope i nominate Resident Sadist has having the biggest dick. The proof is in the pictures. We demand PROOF, DAMMIT! Cali he must have had good reason to leave them off his private website. you know how some girls are with BIG dicks...they turn into stalkers. maybe he wanted some rest from time to time.

parttimehotty -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 11:30:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Smooches from me is a hard limit? [sm=river.gif] Fine then. I hope your quest for big dick finds you with a measly two inches. Cali (who knows that pottyhead KNOWS why I'm feeling all small and vulnerable today. Heifer) I don't understand the reason!!!!![sm=tantrum.gif] I've never heard of such shinnanigans!! I'm not a slut like the rest of youuuuuu!!![sm=tantrum.gif][sm=tantrum.gif]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 11:34:33 AM)
Okay, I thought we weren't supposed to say who is a big dick? Cause I have a few to nominate...... [8\|]

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 11:42:42 AM)
Lets face it all of us men have big dicks,some are fictional and some are real...places mine on left shift key and it ends just past the comma key...At any rate my o' daddy once told us boys it ain't the size of your pole that counts its how you wiggle your worm...bounty

parttimehotty -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 11:45:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER Lets face it all of us men have big dicks,some are fictional and some are real...places mine on left shift key and it ends just past the comma key...At any rate my o' daddy once told us boys it ain't the size of your pole that counts its how you wiggle your worm...bounty Spoken like a twue 2 incher! Just kidding Mr. Bounty please don't bann me from your coffee shop

MusicalBoredom -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 11:47:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan Puts dick on keyboard to measure Um MINE goes to F#. Is that good ? Wait...did you mean the black keys or the white keys ? And did you mean hard or soft ? Be specific, dammit ! Is that from the upper or lower registers?

CalifChick -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 11:48:55 AM)
If you can get it to type a sentence, punctuation and capitalization optional, then I'm interested. Write me. Call me. Send smoke signals. Whatever it takes. Cali

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 11:51:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: parttimehotty quote: ORIGINAL: BOUNTY HUNTER Lets face it all of us men have big dicks,some are fictional and some are real...places mine on left shift key and it ends just past the comma key...At any rate my o' daddy once told us boys it ain't the size of your pole that counts its how you wiggle your worm...bounty Spoken like a Tue 2 inc her! Just kidding Mr. Bounty please don't bann me from your coffee shop You are forgiven this time hottie, it must be those sluts in the other thread that has corrupted your virginal mind smile...

everhope -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 11:52:31 AM)
Bounty, according to my keyboard, measuring from the left past the coma key is all good. now see, i always heard it as "its not the meat...its the motion. i changed it to fit my needs a bit to" its not the meat its the emotion". helps potty cover her eyes and ears...all this dick talk may start her devirginazion process.

everhope -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 11:54:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick If you can get it to type a sentence, punctuation and capitalization optional, then I'm interested. Write me. Call me. Send smoke signals. Whatever it takes. Cali LMAO...now that's funny!

MusicalBoredom -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 11:55:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER Lets face it all of us men have big dicks,some are fictional and some are real...places mine on left shift key and it ends just past the comma key...At any rate my o' daddy once told us boys it ain't the size of your pole that counts its how you wiggle your worm...bounty When I was a teenager a bunch of us were riding in a car talking which of us had the biggest dick. We were just goofing. So one of my friends says "I may have a needle dick but I have a sewing machine ass" my other friend turns to him and says "well when I find a girl that wants her pussy sewn up I'll send her to you." Of course since then I've met girls that want just such a thing but that sort of ruins the punch line you know.

BBWnNC72 -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 11:56:42 AM)
Hmm, my Dominant is fairly well endowed. He is 11 inches long when hard, but the girth grows the more excited it gets. Sometimes it grows too much around and i have a hard time, umm, not scraping it with my back teeth. [:(] i have to say though, it is easier to deal with a smaller dick then one of this size. And in NO WAY is my Dominant getting near my ass. LOL ok ok, i know it's His choice. Now for being the biggest dick, i would have to say that male sub who messaged me the other day saying i have no rights saying how i want to be address because i am just a mere sub.

Strongmindbody -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 11:58:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick If you can get it to type a sentence, punctuation and capitalization optional, then I'm interested. Write me. Call me. Send smoke signals. Whatever it takes. Cali dfcv rftg azsx tgyh Damn, no can do. Keeps typing four letters at once, sometimes six. And that whole shift key thing was a nightmare. So is this like the "last one to post wins" thread? In that case I win! (walks off proudly with the size trophy[sm=champ.gif])

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 11:59:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: everhope Bounty, according to my keyboard, measuring from the left past the coma key is all good. now see, i always heard it as "its not the meat...its the motion. i changed it to fit my needs a bit to" its not the meat its the emotion". helps potty cover her eyes and ears...all this dick talk may start her devirginazion process. Yeah if my vans arocking don't cum knocking..Poor hottie the only 'real' virgin left among us,Will some one blindfold and buy her some ear plugs...I believe she will fall off the virgin wagon real soon....

kittinSol -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 12:01:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MusicalBoredom nominate you or someone else for having the biggest dick. The biggest dick is the one I borrow on a regular basis [8D] .

everhope -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 12:01:26 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BBWnNC72 Now for being the biggest dick, i would have to say that male sub who messaged me the other day saying i have no rights saying how i want to be address because i am just a mere sub. get him to measure his dick on the keyboard...he may just be the all around winner...never know!

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