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Lumus -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 1:41:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Hey pottyhead? I'll let you know in about a month. Pictures cost extra. Cali Now, now. You know what they say about talking out of your ass over a dick. [:D] [avoids adding the next part because being moderated is boring...]

CalifChick -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 2:06:43 PM)
Uh, okay.

Lumus -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 2:10:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Uh, okay. Not sarcasmy enough! I want a refund!!! [Or brownies. I'm easy, really.]

CalifChick -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 2:50:13 PM)
I'll give you back every penny you've ever paid me. Cali

Lynnxz -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 3:00:51 PM)
Mine is ginourmous.

Lumus -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 3:04:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick I'll give you back every penny you've ever paid me. Cali I hafta pay? Oh well. I can pay. Just bend over and I'll swipe my...card. Yeah.

sirsholly -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 3:05:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lumus . I'm easy, really. yeah...thats what Rain said...

Lumus -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 3:15:55 PM)
Now-now, now-now, dun be talkin smack when yo ass is in reach, yo!

CalifChick -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 3:18:18 PM)
I need ass-protection. Do they make a motorcycle-helmet-like-thingy for yer butt? Cali

NumberSix -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 3:20:28 PM)
Kinda.... do a search for buttplugs and/or tubgirls. 6

ResidentSadist -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 3:20:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GimpinDenial you named it "rat"??? <shivers> Not a name, I was qouting Cjan's new terminalogy for a cock. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ quote: ORIGINAL: MusicalBoredom Do not take penis pictures outside in daylight with the magnifying glass! (just the warning on the package) So now you tell me!!! It only goes to the "a" on the keyboard now that I burnt it off.

Lynnxz -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 3:21:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NumberSix Kinda.... do a search for buttplugs and/or tubgirls. 6 That's not very nice. >.> Off topic, I heard that was actually orange juice.

CalifChick -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 3:23:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NumberSix do a search for buttplugs and/or tubgirls. Okay, let me clarify... I need butt-CHEEK protection. Anything other than strapping a pillow to my ass? Cali

Lynnxz -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 3:25:22 PM)
You could always join Faery, me, and Matlock in the S.S.Slutbucket for protection And don't football players wear padded pants? [:D]

ResidentSadist -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 3:28:26 PM)
About the keyboard thing… my cock reaches all the keys. in fact I am typing with it now. I just don’t type from the left side.

Lynnxz -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 3:30:03 PM)
I demand pics! Alternatively, you could go on "America's got Talent" or whatever asinine competition show is popular now

NumberSix -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 3:34:10 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lynnxz quote: ORIGINAL: NumberSix Kinda.... do a search for buttplugs and/or tubgirls. 6 That's not very nice. >.> Off topic, I heard that was actually orange juice. Color me stupid, but I don't envision a swarm of fellers gallavanting towards the event with swords unsheathed, in my mind; Cali does that, she's protected like a motherfucker.... 6

Daddysredhead -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 3:50:56 PM)
I have a nice double dong that is pretty sizeable (18", I think), and I paid for it, so I guess it's my dick. (Wonders if a two headed willie falls within the guidelines of the "contest.") [8\|] DaddyBoo is the perfect size for me. Length and girth are just right, though it took a little while to adjust 5 years ago. [;)]

Phin -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 3:55:45 PM)
a buddy told me that once his grandmother said that if size didnt matter, she would not have left his grandfather...

kittinSol -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 3:57:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Phin a buddy told me that once his grandmother said that if size didnt matter, she would not have left his grandfather... Hopefully for him, the condition wasn't genetically inherited [&:] .

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