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GimpinDenial -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 12:07:27 PM)
<fast reply> quote: Um MINE goes to F#. Is that good ? I'm still trying to find the "F#" key.....[8\|]

everhope -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 12:08:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER Yeah if my vans arocking don't cum knocking..Poor hottie the only 'real' virgin left among us,Will some one blindfold and buy her some ear plugs...I believe she will fall off the virgin wagon real soon.... i want to park next to you, BountySir. i love hearing the sounds of fucking.

ResidentSadist -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 12:24:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: everhope i nominate Resident Sadist has having the biggest dick. however, i don't think he would mind being nominated for being the biggest dick, either. he's easy going like that. may we all find our bliss in a big dick. Um.... I guess I should have told her I took that picture of my "rat" through a magnifying glass.

GimpinDenial -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 12:34:33 PM)
you named it "rat"??? <shivers>

everhope -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 12:36:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist quote: ORIGINAL: everhope i nominate Resident Sadist has having the biggest dick. however, i don't think he would mind being nominated for being the biggest dick, either. he's easy going like that. may we all find our bliss in a big dick. Um.... I guess I should have told her I took that picture of my "rat" through a magnifying glass. what magnification? does it have gagging power? full of emotion? which keys, Sir? i heard there are no stupid questions....maybe too many questions, tho. may we all find our bliss magnified.

MusicalBoredom -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 12:38:09 PM)
Do not take penis pictures outside in daylight with the magnifying glass! (just the warning on the package)

everhope -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 12:41:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GimpinDenial you named it "rat"??? <shivers> actually, CJan coined this term and RS has adopted it. rumor has it 'rat' is being entered into the urban dictionary as we speak. may we all find our 'rat' bliss

everhope -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 12:44:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MusicalBoredom Do not take penis pictures outside in daylight with the magnifying glass! (just the warning on the package) i was thinking the exact same thing!

GimpinDenial -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 12:46:58 PM)
so...uh.....you are saying that now people will be chatting about having a rat up their ass??[;)]

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 12:48:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: everhope quote: ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER Yeah if my vans arocking don't cum knocking..Poor hottie the only 'real' virgin left among us,Will some one blindfold and buy her some ear plugs...I believe she will fall off the virgin wagon real soon.... i want to park next to you, BountySir. i love hearing the sounds of fucking. Drops a quarter in meter right next door, there cum, park and listen smile...

cjan -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 12:50:48 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GimpinDenial <fast reply> quote: Um MINE goes to F#. Is that good ? I'm still trying to find the "F#" key.....[image]http://www.collarchat.com/image/s13.gif[/image] Lubes and strokes a bit Ok, "G" . Happy now ? I never was any good on piano. Where's that guitar neck and capo ? Oh, yea, baby. Feels gooooood.

cjan -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 12:54:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Smooches from me is a hard limit? [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/river.gif[/image] Fine then. I hope your quest for big dick finds you with a measly two inches. Cali *(who knows that pottyhead KNOWS why I'm feeling all small and vulnerable today. Heifer)* [image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/wave.gif[/image][image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/wave.gif[/image][image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/wave.gif[/image][image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/waves.gif[/image][image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/waves.gif[/image][image]http://www.collarchat.com/upfiles/smiley/waves.gif[/image]

parttimehotty -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 1:01:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cjan quote: ORIGINAL: CalifChick Smooches from me is a hard limit? [sm=river.gif] Fine then. I hope your quest for big dick finds you with a measly two inches. Cali *(who knows that pottyhead KNOWS why I'm feeling all small and vulnerable today. Heifer)* [sm=wave.gif][sm=wave.gif][sm=wave.gif][sm=waves.gif][sm=waves.gif][sm=waves.gif] Traitor!!!!! Geez, & I was going to vote for YOU as the biggest d---, I MEAN as HAVING the biggest dick, yeah that's the ticket.

sirsholly -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 1:13:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BOUNTYHUNTER quote: ORIGINAL: parttimehotty quote: ORIGINAL: BOUNTY HUNTER Lets face it all of us men have big dicks,some are fictional and some are real...places mine on left shift key and it ends just past the comma key...At any rate my o' daddy once told us boys it ain't the size of your pole that counts its how you wiggle your worm...bounty Spoken like a Tue 2 inc her! Just kidding Mr. Bounty please don't bann me from your coffee shop You are forgiven this time hottie, it must be those sluts in the other thread that has corrupted your virginal mind smile... HEY!!

Puppy4goodHome -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 1:15:25 PM)
mine is smaller then my ego or is it the other way around LOL

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 1:21:12 PM)
"HEY!! " YEP thats the first stage of horse shit!!!!!!

parttimehotty -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 1:25:06 PM)
[sm=popcorn.gif] I sooooo adore you, Mr. Bounty

BOUNTYHUNTER -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 1:28:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: parttimehotty [sm=popcorn.gif] I sooooo adore you, Mr. Bounty BLUSHES.....

CalifChick -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 1:36:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: parttimehotty quote: ORIGINAL: cjan [sm=wave.gif][sm=wave.gif][sm=wave.gif][sm=waves.gif][sm=waves.gif][sm=waves.gif] Traitor!!!!! Geez, & I was going to vote for YOU as HAVING the biggest dick, yeah that's the ticket. Hey pottyhead? I'll let you know in about a month. Pictures cost extra. Cali

pinksugarsub -> RE: Who has the biggest dick? (6/20/2008 1:40:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MusicalBoredom Inspired by another (or maybe several other) thread(s), this is an informal poll or something to nominate you or someone else for having the biggest dick. It seems to be important so I thought we could just decide it here and quit arguing about it in the other threads. For the record, it's not me. I'm average or slightly better at best depending on the noises you make when I spank your behind (assuming you are female). The floor is now open for nominations. Feel free to nominate yourself. i'm just not 'built' to cope with a 'big dick'. When a Dom tells me He 'overendowed', i lose inteest, as i could never enjoy sex with Him..and i like sex...yupyupyup, LOL. pinksugarsub

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