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Best Damn Street Corner, Yo - 6/20/2008 2:22:42 PM   
Lumus


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Status: offline 		Mah furry ho bear needed a place to git his ass out and about and used harder than the spring-loaded end of a pogo stick.  Well, dis is da best corner fo pimpin, yo, and I is da pimp!  Welcome one an all to da corner of Ho and Mo-Ho, yo!

Lemme see someone make me an offer fo dis fine furry manbeast's tight ass-ets!

And if you need to be pimped out, yo...come-to-Daddy-darlin-I-git-yo-ass-out-and-used-like-da-ho-you-is!

~PimpDaddy Lumus




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RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo - 6/20/2008 2:25:20 PM   
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RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo - 6/20/2008 2:28:11 PM   
Lumus


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Status: offline 		Now dat's whut I'm talkin about, yo!

Come on down to Ho n Mo-Ho, all you horny mo-fo's...PimpDaddy gots what you want.



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RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo - 6/20/2008 2:28:56 PM   
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RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo - 6/20/2008 2:30:36 PM   
Lumus


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Status: offline 		Bebeh-bebeh, look at da merchandise we gots.  You gotta a dolla?  Daddy find a way to make you holla.  Imma go round me up sum mo hos.



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RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo - 6/20/2008 2:38:01 PM   
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RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo - 6/20/2008 2:41:01 PM   
Lumus


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Status: offline 		Day-um!  Dat's right, yo, cum one, cum all, cum holla for yo dolla!

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RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo - 6/20/2008 2:42:26 PM   
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Status: offline 		Yo PimpDaddy Lumus!  i gots me five dollah for da bear...

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RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo - 6/20/2008 2:45:10 PM   
Lumus


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Status: offline 		Five-dolla?  Five dolla?!  Yeh-yeh!  Dat bear gunna make you holla!

Imma go get dat manbitch now.



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RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo - 6/20/2008 2:48:21 PM   
pinksugarsub


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ORIGINAL: Lumus

Mah furry ho bear needed a place to git his ass out and about and used harder than the spring-loaded end of a pogo stick.  Well, dis is da best corner fo pimpin, yo, and I is da pimp!  Welcome one an all to da corner of Ho and Mo-Ho, yo!

Lemme see someone make me an offer fo dis fine furry manbeast's tight ass-ets!

And if you need to be pimped out, yo...come-to-Daddy-darlin-I-git-yo-ass-out-and-used-like-da-ho-you-is!

~PimpDaddy Lumus





Well, now, that's a very attractive offer Lumus, LMAO.
 
But i have some questions for You before i decide to accept it.
 
Do You own a purple 'pimped out' 1969 Cadillac?
 
Do You own a real fur fedora?  What kind of fur?  (Bunny fur does not count, Lumus.)
 
Are You experienced at knee-capping johns who don't pay?
 
How may pairs of brass knuckles do You own?
 
Can You buy me the 'ho clothes i'll need?
 
Are You a better pimp than this guy?
 
LOL:

http://www.jokesunlimited.com/video.php?videoid=79
 
ROFLMAO.
 
pinksugarsub

< Message edited by pinksugarsub -- 6/20/2008 2:52:34 PM >

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RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo - 6/20/2008 2:50:22 PM   
faerytattoodgirl


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RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo - 6/20/2008 2:55:23 PM   
Lynnxz


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Status: offline 		O haaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!

**Attempts the crackwhore walk and trips off of the sidewalk**


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RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo - 6/20/2008 2:58:52 PM   
Lumus


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ORIGINAL: pinksugarsub

Well, now, that's a very attractive offer Lumus, LMAO.
 
But i have some questions for You before i decide to accept it.
 
Do You own a purple 'pimped out' 1969 Caddillac?
 
Do You own a fur fedora?
 
Do You have any experience at knee-capping johns who don't pay?
 
Own any brass knuckles?
 
Can You buy me the 'ho clothes i'll need?
 
Are You a better pimp than this guy:
 
http://www.jokesunlimited.com/video.php?videoid=79
 
ROFLMAO.
 
pinksugarsub


Bebeh, I git yoo wut yoo need, but yoo dun need much!  Dayum, I gotta smack dat ass, yo!  Yo ass must be jelly, cuz jam dun shake like dat!

*adjusts his leopard fedora and grins, flashing his gold tooth*

Bebeh, you wanna climb on mah ride, lemme take you in da back room!  We can cruise in da Caddy latah.

*takes off the brass knuckledusters to crack his own knuckles*

I make sure you git treated right, yo.  Anyone gunna slap you around, dat's meh!

I hook you up wit all da high heels you could want, bebeh...sumthin low-cut to show off dose pretteh tittehs and high-ridin fo dose thighs!  Mmm!  I could eat off dose thighs!






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RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo - 6/20/2008 3:01:32 PM   
Lumus


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

O haaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!

**Attempts the crackwhore walk and trips off of the sidewalk**


*helps you up*

Dun worry, bebeh, you in da right place!  Mah hos is queens of da muthafuckin jungle, yo!  Show Daddy if you hurt yoself, I make it all betta...


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RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo - 6/20/2008 3:03:56 PM   
pinksugarsub


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Status: offline 		LMAO, faerytattoedgirl.
 
http://www.popeye.com/
 
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RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo - 6/20/2008 3:08:44 PM   
Lynnxz


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Status: offline 		Well, baby, me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you long time. You party?

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RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo - 6/20/2008 3:12:58 PM   
Lumus


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

Well, baby, me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you long time. You party?


Dayum, bebeh, da corner ain't nuttin butta parteh and yo the parteh favah flavah!

*pinches your butt*



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RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo - 6/20/2008 3:15:08 PM   
Lynnxz


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Status: offline 		Ok! Me suckee-suckee. Me love you too much! Every-ting you want ten dolla!


*has forgotten the rest of that movie*


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RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo - 6/20/2008 3:16:58 PM   
Lumus


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Status: offline 		Doan yoo worreh, bebeh, we go watch dat ole flick in Daddy's back room...



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RE: Best Damn Street Corner, Yo - 6/20/2008 3:18:45 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

Ok! Me suckee-suckee. Me love you too much! Every-ting you want ten dolla!


*has forgotten the rest of that movie*



Ladies and gentlemen; it gives me great pleasure to introduce the next Mrs. Melby; Lynnxz..........


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