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ResidentSadist -> -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/6/2008 3:03:00 PM)
-=I am my own slave bitch=- Dinner is in the crock pot, I put it there. I am having chicken with saffron rice and onions. The dryer is drying clothes right now and it’s the 3rd load today. I also folded and put away or hung up all the clothes. The washer is washing clothes, also 3rd load today. Even the dishwasher is washing dishes without a fiasco because I bought Cascade! The office is straightened up. Spent time on the treadmill. Did laps in the pool. Sunbathed and tanned for a while. I did all those thing today. It seems I have become my own slave bitch. I run a tight ship and all. As macho type dude I prefer to think of it as self discipline. However, when I whipped by the computer and hit CM forums, I noticed yet another thread about fingernails. That’s the 3rd one in a week. I dropped into the thread and soon found myself posting fashion advice in the short nails thread… hold it, wait a minute, stop the train… nobody move! Let me get this; I do washing, I do cleaning, I fold clothes, I exercised like a little bitch on treadmill because it is so hot out I don’t want to jog outside… and now I am posting fashion advice on women’s nails? JUST SHOOT ME NOW because I would make a good wife! Being my own bitch has obviously gone to my head. Is this what happens when you live alone for 8 weeks? You become your own bitch. How in the world am I ever supposed to make it to the 12th week like this? I just wanted a 90 day rest from relationships to enjoy sometime with myself. Now somehow it seems I’ve not only been given a role change but someone slipped in a sex change too. Checks self for humble parts… thank god the package is intact! If you end up posting fashion advice for women, you just might be your own bitch. Just saying…

lronitulstahp -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/6/2008 3:06:52 PM)
Ummm...so is being a slave bitch a bad thing????? ~inquisitive slut

Daddysredhead -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/6/2008 3:11:01 PM)
RS, you poor dear! do you also look good in a thong? runs off giggling [:D]

kiwisub12 -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/6/2008 3:13:49 PM)
I want to see video of you whipping yourself - and telling yourself not to come until told to. hehehe

thornhappy -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/6/2008 3:16:09 PM)
Things will level off after a while. I've lived alone most of my life, so I've been my own slave bitch fer years! ( but not as good as you! ) thornhappy

purepleasure -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/6/2008 3:17:57 PM)
Self sufficiency in a dominant is very appealing on many levels!

Gwynvyd -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/6/2008 3:21:55 PM)
snickers Now that is funny... Sweetie.. I have been a Domme for what seems to be ages.. and doing your own stuff.. and dealing with your own personal shit does not make you a slave bitch... smiles at least thats what we have to keep telling ourselves. (Just kidding) Gwyn, who is on her second load of laundry... is going to be cooking here in a min.. did the floors, the bathroom.. and is rearranging some things in her apt today.

kiwisub12 -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/6/2008 3:24:03 PM)
ohhh - i love to see a dom doing laundry - it makes me all hot and gooshy. do it again - do it again - fold those towels like the man i know you are! Snap those sheets - tight! i want to see that shirt ironed - stiff . . . . . a . n . d. ......... leaves room in a hurry- needs one handed book and lube

CalifChick -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/6/2008 3:34:16 PM)
RS almost sounds like he has floppy wrist syndrome. Quick RS! Go look at some really smutty porn (uhh, with GIRLS in it). Cali

lucivar -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/6/2008 3:38:34 PM)
NO he shouldnt ever do that again he scared a few small dogs to death

lucivar -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/6/2008 3:40:37 PM)
i've seen him do this many times, as a matter of fact the last time i saw him do that he was trying to "work a few kinks out of his back" i think i may have a few pictures of it, but they're $9.95 each (on a side note, the typist wants to know why Lucivar was WATCHING this)

CalifChick -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/6/2008 3:42:28 PM)
Excuse me... wtf? What did I miss? Cali

lucivar -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/6/2008 3:43:52 PM)
i know in recent months that RS has watched some rather smutty porn but i believe it was the granny tranny gang bang...

beargonewild -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/6/2008 3:48:14 PM)
Hmmmmmm.........does that mean I can start entertaining thoughts about you being my boy? Just askin for the sake of...well.......would you expect anything else from me? LOL goes back to eating my pzza

Stusmobile -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/6/2008 3:54:15 PM)
RS, You're not being your own slave bitch ...... you're doing research into all the things a slave bitch does so that you can be a better master and inflict more exquisite torture once your solo time is at an end. Hows that for rationalisation [;)]

ResidentSadist -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/6/2008 4:01:54 PM)
But… but … but… this isn’t about “self sufficiency”… I posted women’s fingernail fashion advice! I mean it isn’t that “being a slave bitch a bad thing”, it’s a good thing. But for a man, is there some kind of hormonal change that happens when you actually buy cascade for the dishwasher so it doesn’t explode in suds? Seriously… look at me, I have gone from Why men shouldn’t do dishes to “French Manicure looks great on short nails.” That’s a long stretch! It all hit me at once like cold water was poured over me. I was 8 feet away from the computer after having made that fingernail’s post. I wanted to change because I still had my damp swimwear on. At the 9 foot mark I noticed that “I’m cooked” smell in the air. You know, when you can smell that a crock pot is done, it has certain scent. When I was 10 feet from the computer, the dryer alarm went off and I changed directions so I could fold the clothes before they wrinkled. That was the moment, that was the crux of my bitchectomy… I realize that I had just made a post about women’s nail fashions while I was on the way to fold clothes in my damp swimwear, while the dinner I cooked was ready, and I could hear the washer and dishwasher droning in the background over the dryer alarm. It felt like I had “floppy wrist syndrome.”

ResidentSadist -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/6/2008 4:03:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Hmmmmmm.........does that mean I can start entertaining thoughts about you being my boy? Just askin for the sake of...well.......would you expect anything else from me? LOL goes back to eating my pzza You got pizza? Do you cook? Do you do dishes? Do you clean? Do you have nice nails??? Love ya bear!

CalifChick -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/6/2008 4:06:10 PM)
Lucivar there seems to know alot of your personal habits RS... I'm thinking he would be a good housekeeper/maid/whatever. Cali

lucivar -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/6/2008 4:08:44 PM)
i've just known RS long enough to know his bad habits and i don't cook, i don't clean, i don't do dishes, (his nails aren't that nice either-typist) that's why i keep women around the house and if RS needs i'm sure i can wrangle up a few submissives so he doesn't have to be his own slave bitch p.s. if you start trying to have anal sex with yourself... there's no more help i can give

KMsAngel -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/6/2008 4:11:21 PM)
lucivar's typist might not think so, however! rs, when you start comparing the different shades of yellow and green (or whatever) for gwyn's nursery, and KNOW what the infinitesimal shade differences are, THEN please worry about your slave bitch status. until then, you're still wank fodder... oops, did i really say that? [:D]

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