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GreedyTop -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/7/2008 12:00:12 PM)

I do lubs ya, Pure (and I know that trick..hehehehe)



Maya2001 -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/7/2008 12:37:15 PM)

LMAO   Great post and responses!   and RS if you ever feel you need more practice on being a slave bitch you're welcome here anytime..... I will even find a pattern for a Victorian frilly apron and make one for you myself ... and while you are doing the housechores  that will leave more time to fix the A/c on my  car , finish cutting. digging out the shrubs around the pond and hauling them away and we can skip the manicure ... with bruises under and drilled or burned holes through the nails and splits down the center from getting my fingers squashed and ragged cuticles  I think they are beyond any possible help ..I count myself luckly to still have all my fingers ...but if you really feel the need to practice you manicure skills the 4 dogs here probably would not mind




beargonewild -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/7/2008 12:51:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

*wanders off to think about sadists in black leather*



Well pure, I know several sadistic leather men who'd be more then happy to practice on you...erm with you I mean!



purepleasure -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/7/2008 1:25:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

*wanders off to think about sadists in black leather*



Well pure, I know several sadistic leather men who'd be more then happy to practice on you...erm with you I mean!



*PERK!!!!!*
on or with... it's ALL good!   welll.... as long as they're not into scat, necro, dismemberment and gross extreme stuff like that.



beargonewild -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/7/2008 2:59:02 PM)

*buffs nails on pelt*

Well I know people and I have been around.

*eep, did I just say that?*



LadyHibiscus -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/7/2008 3:10:20 PM)

So okay, RS and Bear in MATCHING TOOL BELTS, and nothing else.

<goes off to have Happy Thoughts...>[:D]



everhope -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/7/2008 4:21:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: puppen

Hey now, he took something I said and made sure to pocket it for later.

Don't tell me that man won't swipe more ideas. Damn me and spreader bars.
[>:]


i wouldn't consider that as he is swiping ideas. it is about being transparent to someone who knows what to do with something given to them. but ummmm if you think he is swiping...more power to you.  



windchymes -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/7/2008 4:47:31 PM)

Oh, throw on your Barbra Streisand records, Mary, and go exfoliate!  [:D]



beargonewild -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/7/2008 5:07:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: windchymes

Oh, throw on your Barbra Streisand records, Mary, and go exfoliate!  [:D]


ROFLMFAO

There goes a mouthful of iced tea all over my keyboard!




leakylee -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/7/2008 5:40:25 PM)

RS, Sir,

i didnt read the whole thread, but if you run out of things to keep you busy..hehe.. and just to add to the pandemonium...

i got the house cleaned this weekend and all the laundry done too, but the yard needs cut, the house needs the pressure washer, and the dogs could sure use a bath.

i mean i am just sayin if you run out of tasks for yourself.

just hoping to help the new slave bitch..hehe..

hiding in closet now..

smooches
lee



HarleyKitty69 -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/7/2008 5:54:02 PM)

can I watch you do all of those housewife things ???

That thought just turns me soooo on .... a man doing a women job.

*drool*



KMsAngel -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/8/2008 1:35:01 AM)


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ORIGINAL: windchymes

Oh, throw on your Barbra Streisand records, Mary, and go exfoliate!  [:D]



um. response to me in particular or rs?

*coloured confused* [&:]



windchymes -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/8/2008 2:36:14 PM)

RS, of course.  Fear not the default of "Post Reply". [;)]



GreedyTop -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/8/2008 6:23:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

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ORIGINAL: purepleasure

*wanders off to think about sadists in black leather*



Well pure, I know several sadistic leather men who'd be more then happy to practice on you...erm with you I mean!



send a couple this way....?



everhope -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/8/2008 6:29:44 PM)

Greedy does a straight jacket come with that insane sign hanging above your head?



purepleasure -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/8/2008 6:29:59 PM)

i would be happy to share!



GreedyTop -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/8/2008 6:35:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: everhope

Greedy does a straight jacket come with that insane sign hanging above your head?


dunno... I havent gotten anything from UPS or FedEx lately......



MstrObjectmaker -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/8/2008 7:10:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop
I had my nails done ONCE..


You my dear, will always be hot!  Even without a silk wraps and a French manicure!



Now theres a man with obvious good taste.......Personally I think Andrea is frikkin' GORGEOUS......but then I am biased......

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: MstrObjectmaker
You and me both it would seem!! [:D]


Wanna' borrow my vacuum? 



Short answer......HELL YES!!! [:D]



ResidentSadist -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/20/2008 12:10:11 AM)

[sm=writing.gif]   Note to self:  You know you have led a spoiled life when you catch a buzz and instinctively turn to a slave for service ... even though there isn't one there.

Did you ever have one of those nights?

I'm fresh out of slaves .....well not fresh, it's been 73 days but, nonetheless, I'm sitting here with a wonderful beer buzz and I just finished off the glass.  I need another beer.  The last thing in the world I want to do is get up and go get another beer from the refrigerator way downstairs.  Because I have a mild buzz, I resorted to instinct and started to call my slave ... alas, there is no slave.  I'm kind of at a loss ... I should be able to call upon the services of my slave to refresh my libation and bring me a nice cold one.

.....once again, I find I am my own bitch and now I am fetching my own beer!



KMsAngel -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/20/2008 12:28:43 AM)

[:(] truly, rs, i feel your pain.

really.

not



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