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Asherdelampyr -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/20/2008 12:37:10 AM)

dont worry RS.. I understand




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/20/2008 12:47:20 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel
[:(] truly, rs, i feel your pain.
really.

not

Come on now angel ... you are such a good girl ... wouldn't you lend a guy a hand or some other appropriate body part ? 
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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr
dont worry RS.. I understand

It was really weird bro... I had just loaded a new operating system on my computer.  while searching for the CD's with the software I found my web cam .  Puppen was hungry to see me once she learned I had the web cam.  so I hooked up my web cam.  before getting on camera I did a quick check in the mirror and I was looking dead sexy.  I felt kind of good about myself. 

After chatting it up with puppen, I had a few beers.  it was weird being so interactive on the cameras ... it just seemed natural to want to call my slave to fetch a beer. 




KMsAngel -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/20/2008 12:47:41 AM)

gets up to get self a glass of something nice (wine? diet coke?)

on the way, gathers dishes that need to be put in dishwasher, notices bed isn't made, goes to make it, sees the cats have left fur on the flannel sheets, strips them off, replaces them, makes bed, changes pillowcases to match sheets. notices laundry is building up, puts dishes on top carefully, puts towels around to balance, walks down to kitchen, notices vacuuming probably needs doing too. puts dishes in sink, notices the dishwasher needs to be reloaded (using dishwasher powder, lol), pulls wet laundry out of machine, defluffs the lint catcher, loads up the wet load, puts a load into the washing machine, empties the dishwasher, loads it up again, goes into kitchen to get glass, notices the rubbish is full, pulls out the bag, ties it up, throws it in bin outside, goes by the bathroom, notices a few wet towels, walks through kitchen, drops towels in basket for next load, goes back to kitchen, puts in a new rubbish bag, opens the fridge, notices there's no diet coke. whimpers, gets out the white wine, pours a glass, goes back to computer.

slave? where?
[:D]




KMsAngel -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/20/2008 12:50:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

Come on now angel ... you are such a good girl ... wouldn't you lend a guy a hand or some other appropriate body part ? 



which body part is most appropriate, rs? [:)]

damnit, yet another thing i'm easy for....




Asherdelampyr -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/20/2008 12:53:20 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr
dont worry RS.. I understand

It was really weird bro... I had just loaded a new operating system on my computer.  while searching for the CD's with the software I found my web cam .  Puppen was hungry to see me once she learned I had the web cam.  so I hooked up my web cam.  before getting on camera I did a quick check in the mirror and I was looking dead sexy.  I felt kind of good about myself. 

After chatting it up with puppen, I had a few beers.  it was weird being so interactive on the cameras ... it just seemed natural to want to call my slave to fetch a beer. 



yeah, I had moments like that before too, usually after a few glasses of scotch or rum :)




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/20/2008 1:06:17 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr
quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
quote:

ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr
dont worry RS.. I understand

It was really weird bro... I had just loaded a new operating system on my computer.  while searching for the CD's with the software I found my web cam .  Puppen was hungry to see me once she learned I had the web cam.  so I hooked up my web cam.  before getting on camera I did a quick check in the mirror and I was looking dead sexy.  I felt kind of good about myself. 

After chatting it up with puppen, I had a few beers.  it was weird being so interactive on the cameras ... it just seemed natural to want to call my slave to fetch a beer. 

yeah, I had moments like that before too, usually after a few glasses of scotch or rum :)

I feel for you bro... old habits die hard.  Especially the nice habits you get from ownership. 

Because I am growing older, I had been seeking a only slaves with prior experience.  I had a small self realization about my adventures in dating over the past seven years and the words of my dear friend, Lucivar’s mom echoed in my mind.  She said to me that my search for an experienced slave was taking longer than if I had found a fresh one and trained her up right in the first place.  Looking back at my 30 year history of bliss in three lifestyle relationships with three of the most wonderful women on earth, I am forced to face the fact that they were all relatively new to the lifestyle.  It was my personal training that made them compatible. 




Asherdelampyr -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/20/2008 1:21:08 AM)

ya know, that answers a question I had rattling around in my head for some time.... Thanks :) you rock!




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/20/2008 1:26:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr
ya know, that answers a question I had rattling around in my head for some time.... Thanks :) you rock!

I'm glad it triggered something for you.  We can't have stuff rattling around in your head.  . . But then again........... LOL




Asherdelampyr -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/20/2008 1:26:48 AM)

one of these days ima head to florida, take you out for a cup of cofee and pick your brain for a few hours, I know that you know things that I want/need to know




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/20/2008 1:46:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr
one of these days ima head to florida, take you out for a cup of cofee and pick your brain for a few hours, I know that you know things that I want/need to know
I have a a guest room and can usually make myself a tolerable host for a weekend.  You would be welcome here at pettycoat junction  (we have trains that go by).  




alysia -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/20/2008 1:49:48 AM)

excuse alysia, but old dogs can learn new tricks you know!




Asherdelampyr -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/20/2008 2:00:00 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: Asherdelampyr
one of these days ima head to florida, take you out for a cup of cofee and pick your brain for a few hours, I know that you know things that I want/need to know
I have a a guest room and can usually make myself a tolerable host for a weekend.  You would be welcome here at pettycoat junction  (we have trains that go by).  


Whatever works :) Im adaptable
seriously though, the knowledge from experience you must have!




KMsAngel -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/20/2008 2:02:18 AM)

lol, asher, you're making him sound very old and decrepit with that last sentence. like maybe we should put him in his wheelchair in a museum so he can tell us what it was like 'in the old days'




Asherdelampyr -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/20/2008 2:03:56 AM)

well that wasnt my intent, but the man is wiser than Ill ever be, and I think its awesome




KMsAngel -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/20/2008 2:11:44 AM)

i'd say with age comes experience, but that's not always true. so with age comes wisdom!

doublechecking to make sure i'm older than you but younger than rs....




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/20/2008 2:16:19 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KMsAngel

i'd say with age comes experience, but that's not always true. so with age comes wisdom!

doublechecking to make sure i'm older than you but younger than rs....

So you are sandwiched in the middle ... now there's a thought




KMsAngel -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/20/2008 2:18:08 AM)

*perfecting my 'angelic innocent' face*




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/20/2008 2:24:12 AM)

you what happens to those angelic when they're sandwiched between two men ... sounds like the pearly necklace would be in your angelic future ,,,

Just saying...




Asherdelampyr -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/20/2008 2:25:26 AM)

indeed




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=I am my own slave bitch=- (7/20/2008 2:28:11 AM)

yes indeed ,,, [:)]




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