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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/7/2008 5:21:04 PM   
camille65


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Status: offline 		I was pondering that very thing.

If I end up using some kind of material that is COLD then do I need to worry about DA's package getting some shrinkage issues?

A sculpture that was made from a shrunked up penis might not have the same visual impact as one made from a throbbing member of masculinity.



I guess it all depends upon the impact he is going for and how big a space he as to fill...


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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/7/2008 5:21:10 PM   
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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/7/2008 5:26:13 PM   
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Status: offline 		I have hahahaha. I am such a teetotaler normally. Wow.
So I made rum thingies for myself tonight and wow. Can't even taste the rum!

Every time I blink I see a penis sculpture, slightly curved and stretching its bulbous head to the sky. Does that mean I need another rum thingie?


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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/7/2008 5:30:43 PM   
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Aw I was just about to offer my services to DA.. I wanted to make a mold.
I'm so sad now and it is all your fault kittin!



Nanotechnology?

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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/7/2008 5:37:38 PM   
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I dont understand.  I would like a live demonstration

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men who say they eat pussy all night long?   nahh more life 3-8 minutes...if you are lucky


If you have him restrained to your thighs by his collar, its  as long as you can keep your legs apart:)
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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/7/2008 5:56:20 PM   
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Status: offline 		Some of you ladies seem sooooo ungrateful, whining about length and girth and this and that. When you have very little idea how much skill it takes to flog, spank, whip, paddle, cane and mind fuck you untill the goo runs down your thighs and you beg for a hard fucking, nevermind the length/girth.

Then, all you want is your blankies and teddy bears...and a "good girl" and some snuggling.

Let's not forget who it is that has the multiple orgasms too, m'kay ?

Silly bunnies..


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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/7/2008 6:06:58 PM   
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Some of you ladies seem sooooo ungrateful, whining about length and girth and this and that. When you have very little idea how much skill it takes to flog, spank, whip, paddle, cane and mind fuck you untill the goo runs down your thighs and you beg for a hard fucking, nevermind the length/girth.

Then, all you want is your blankies and teddy bears...and a "good girl" and some snuggling.

Let's not forget who it is that has the multiple orgasms too, m'kay ?

Silly bunnies..


Im so glad you said some...as I am the one doing the bolded!!!! oh and you can be trained to have the multiples too, snicker
have I said I love this thread???
winks at CJan
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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/7/2008 6:09:38 PM   
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When you have very little idea how much skill it takes to flog, spank, whip, paddle, cane and mind fuck you untill the goo runs down your thighs and you beg for a hard fucking, nevermind the length/girth.



Actually, many of us are pretty much 'on tap'  .

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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/7/2008 6:20:19 PM   
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I'm happy that I'm somewhat "normal" and so is "Thumper."

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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/7/2008 6:22:44 PM   
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I dont understand.  I would like a live demonstration

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men who say they eat pussy all night long?   nahh more life 3-8 minutes...if you are lucky

I take as long as it takes.

I just had a full-body massage. Does that count as foreplay?

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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/7/2008 6:25:32 PM   
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"Beer Can Dicks"



 

Makes me feel sick. Really does. Nothing worse than the thought of an isolated cock in the absence of its owner. Pukeworthy  .

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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/7/2008 6:40:43 PM   
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ORIGINAL: cjan

When you have very little idea how much skill it takes to flog, spank, whip, paddle, cane and mind fuck you untill the goo runs down your thighs and you beg for a hard fucking, nevermind the length/girth.



Actually, many of us are pretty much 'on tap'  .


umhmmm... I'll have the draft, tyvm.

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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/7/2008 6:42:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: cjan

Some of you ladies seem sooooo ungrateful, whining about length and girth and this and that. When you have very little idea how much skill it takes to flog, spank, whip, paddle, cane and mind fuck you untill the goo runs down your thighs and you beg for a hard fucking, nevermind the length/girth.

Then, all you want is your blankies and teddy bears...and a "good girl" and some snuggling.

Let's not forget who it is that has the multiple orgasms too, m'kay ?

Silly bunnies..


Im so glad you said some...as I am the one doing the bolded!!!! oh and you can be trained to have the multiples too, snicker
have I said I love this thread???
winks at CJan
Lucy


I've heard the multiples promise before, Lucy. Just never had anybody deliver, so far.


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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/7/2008 8:27:15 PM   
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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/7/2008 8:29:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		Camille - thank you! I accept your offer. When your'e next in Houston let me know and we can let the scultpting begin...  Did I mention you are a woman of obvious taste?

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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/7/2008 8:55:50 PM   
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Recently, gazing upon a plaster rendition of Michelangelo’s David, when from behind I heard a woman remark to her husband. "Look at his hands, they're huge!" To which her husband quipped; "Yeah, his bride must have been in for a shock." What he meant, of course, is that big hands are supposed to indicate a large penis and David... well, ahem, let's just say that with him, there appears to be an inverse relationship. 


According to an article in Wikipedia the average penis length is between 5 and 6 inches and about 5 inches in circumference. Any penis 8" or longer is in the 99th percentile.  In other words, ladies, you have about a 1 in 100 chance that your guy has one that big.   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis_size

Surveys where men measure themselves, tend to report bigger penis sizes.  No surprise there.

One survey I found reports that blacks are, on average, about a half and inch bigger than whites and Hispanics, who are about a half an inch bigger than Asians.

http://www.penis-size-facts.com/

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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/7/2008 9:46:30 PM   
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Some of you ladies seem sooooo ungrateful, whining about length and girth and this and that. When you have very little idea how much skill it takes to flog, spank, whip, paddle, cane and mind fuck you untill the goo runs down your thighs and you beg for a hard fucking, nevermind the length/girth.

Then, all you want is your blankies and teddy bears...and a "good girl" and some snuggling.

Let's not forget who it is that has the multiple orgasms too, m'kay ?

Silly bunnies..



Some of us DO know (and quite well, thank you) how to whip, flog, crop, paddle, cane, spank, bind, clamp, and mindfuck - so we also know quite well what it takes for someone else to do so lol.
 
As for the whole "multiple orgasm" thing - here's a lil proverbial tale/joke I heard that explains that quite well.

Adam and Eve were sitting in the Garden on the 8th day, and God walks up to them holding a small bag in one hand.  He looks at the two of them and says, "I have in this bag the last two things left from Creation.  I'm going to give one to each of you."
 
Adam and Eve thought this was great, and paid close attention as God drew out the first of the two items.  He looked at each of them and said, "This is the ability to Pee standing up." 
 
And Adam jumped up immediately, waving his arm and begging, "oh oh - Me - give it to Me, please?  It'll be GREAT - walkin around the garden, naming the animals and plants and tending to things, and if I've gotta go, I just can."  So God looked at Eve, who gave a small smile and a nod of her head.  And so God gave Man the ability to pee standing up, and all rejoiced, and everything was good and right in both Heaven and Earth.
 
Then after Adam had calmed down a bit, God reached into the bag a second time and looked at Eve and said, "The only thing left is Multiple Orgasms."
 
(And to all you guys who say Size doesn't Matter, I have two things to say (a) Thanks for Nothing, and (b) if Size Really doesn't Matter, why do most of you prefer small women with Big Boobs?)
 


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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/8/2008 12:25:37 AM   
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http://www.cynthiaplastercaster.com/

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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/8/2008 6:00:56 AM   
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Camille - thank you! I accept your offer. When your'e next in Houston let me know and we can let the scultpting begin...  Did I mention you are a woman of obvious taste?


Ah no need to mention it.
*grinz*

With luck I will be living in Texas by autumn. I find out today if indeed I have a buyer for my house, actually in an hour. I am currently on pins and needles with anticipation as well as a dozen other emotions.


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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/8/2008 7:38:09 AM   
cjan


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Status: offline 		So THAT'S how it happened ! Adam was a dumbass, no argument there.

Great story, peachy !


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