Men and their DICKS !!!!

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magicone -> Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 11:00:01 AM)
Recently, gazing upon a plaster rendition of Michelangelo’s David, when from behind I heard a woman remark to her husband. "Look at his hands, they're huge!" To which her husband quipped; "Yeah, his bride must have been in for a shock." What he meant, of course, is that big hands are supposed to indicate a large penis and David... well, ahem, let's just say that with him, there appears to be an inverse relationship. [Mod note: image removed. The remainder of this copyrighted work can be seen at the author's website]

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 11:04:35 AM)
eep!! so damn long a read!!! wait....if i read this long post will it make me smarter????

slvemike4u -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 11:14:00 AM)
Believe it or not that is way more thought than I have ever given to penis size ,and I own one!!!![8\|]

pissthirstysub -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 11:18:29 AM)
I guess I know more about measuring dicks? I don't think it will make you smarter. Is measuring dicks accurately an engineering problem then? The right type of tool (I am so punny!) just isn't available for the general public.

Owner59 -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 11:21:48 AM)
You may want to pull that photo....

housesub4you -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 11:22:08 AM)
Does the size of a response have anything to do with penis size?

celticlord2112 -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 11:22:11 AM)
Silly me. I misread the title...thought it said "Men are DICKS!" So much for my "well ya!" comment. Damn.

HeavansKeeper -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 11:22:41 AM)
Wait wait... So does size matter? Edit to add: Michelangelo's David has large hands and feet because he's a literary hero.

Shadow-tiger -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 11:24:02 AM)
I thought the standard measuring tool was a tape measure. "Don't believe me? In the privacy of your own home, try wrapping your lips around a beer can." Beer can dick... oh dear gods. falls over laughing, gets up, then falls over again

pissthirstysub -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 11:25:07 AM)
I thought she was saying that size is irrelavent since it is not measurable.

HeavansKeeper -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 11:30:10 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pissthirstysub I thought she was saying that size is irrelavent since it is not measurable. .... So does size matter? =D

pissthirstysub -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 11:32:22 AM)
yes

HeavansKeeper -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 11:42:39 AM)
Whew. Good to know. Guess thats put to bed.

pissthirstysub -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 11:44:30 AM)
I like to help. I am The Helperer.

DomAviator -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 11:47:18 AM)
Men are fiercely proud of our dicks. For example, I am seriously thinking of commissioning a sculpute of mine.... Ah the thought of a 8 foot tall gleaming marble rendition of my cock out on the front lawn where all can admire and pay homage to it... Illumiated at night, hell maybe Ill even make it a fountain... Hmmmm, I think Im gonna check the restrictve covenants on my deed... Wonder where I can find a sculptor?

pissthirstysub -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 11:57:26 AM)
I think there are kits for making plastic molds from the dick of your choice. I can just imagine your fountain, cute young honeymooners snapping photos. Excited women run up and ask you to snap a photo as one sits on each ball and spreads arms wide to show how big it is.

SteelofUtah -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 11:58:18 AM)
See and I tell all women I was Born with the Irish Curse, you know the Standard Issue White Boys Penis, SO because I know this I work harder to make up for the fact that I'm not hung like the porn star. I've never had a Complaint and every last one came back for at least seconds. Steel

Lucylastic -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 11:59:51 AM)
dear gawd that was an enjoyable read, thankyou:) It reminded me of a chap who was trying to convince everyone on the local mailing list that he had a coke can dick, he "had" to train his sub to take him orally. Many people advised him to get a snake or a sub with unhingeable jaws. I know there are people out there that could wrap their lips around one but they are as rare as coke can cocks, but personally I much prefer girth over length. But the most important thing is the ability to satisfy, and that takes more than the size. IF you just whip it in, whip it out and wipe it...you are gonna be jacking off for along time alone. thankyou for the smiles Lucy

housesub4you -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 12:05:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic IF you just whip it in, whip it out and wipe it...you are gonna be jacking off for along time alone. thankyou for the smiles Lucy What makes you think it will take a long time?

DomAviator -> RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! (7/7/2008 12:06:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pissthirstysub I think there are kits for making plastic molds from the dick of your choice. I can just imagine your fountain, cute young honeymooners snapping photos. Excited women run up and ask you to snap a photo as one sits on each ball and spreads arms wide to show how big it is. Yes I was thinking of the Volcano at he Mirage in Vegas or old faithful... You know how people congregate outside the fence awaiting the next eruption? With some creative lighting, we can have my dick be a local tourist attraction . I think Ill call it "The Beast of the Bay" and people will stand in awe awaiting the next eruption.... Maybe Ill even charge admission [:D]

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