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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/8/2008 7:48:15 AM

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I've heard the multiples promise before, Lucy. Just never had anybody deliver, so far.

So far eh:) I wish you luck and many multiples, grins
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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/8/2008 8:11:47 AM

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I really am tempted to start a "Women and their TITS!!!" thread now.

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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/8/2008 9:54:01 AM

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I really am tempted to start a "Women and their TITS!!!" thread now.

I'm looking for it ,can't seem to find it?

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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/8/2008 10:58:40 AM

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I said I was tempted, I didn't say I had done it.

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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/8/2008 2:09:34 PM

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I really am tempted to start a "Women and their TITS!!!" thread now.

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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/8/2008 2:15:15 PM

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Considering the first one I thought of was..........

If you brag that your bra size (U.S.) is 46DD, this does not mean your have big tits. It just means you are fat and one fat roll is split down the centre.

Somehow I think it might be a really bad idea............oui Madame Eleven?

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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/8/2008 4:06:29 PM

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Okay... I have to confess... when it comes to cock size, I'm built like "David"... I wish I had that overall physique, but unfortunately, the only statue I resemble in THAT department is Bhudda. Still, I have had few complaints. Being attentive and willing to go the extra mile or two has always been my saving grace.

Huge cocks have an aesthetic appeal, sure... but they can also hurt like hell, and the undeserved confidence of their owners can be a major turn off. (I'm bi male, so I have a little experience with this.)

Give me someone with an imagination, and who like ME, anyday...

This focus on individual body parts is really a fetish I've never really understood...

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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/8/2008 4:18:13 PM

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Okay... I have to confess... when it comes to cock size, I'm built like "David"... I wish I had that overall physique, but unfortunately, the only statue I resemble in THAT department is Bhudda. Still, I have had few complaints. Being attentive and willing to go the extra mile or two has always been my saving grace.

Huge cocks have an aesthetic appeal, sure... but they can also hurt like hell, and the undeserved confidence of their owners can be a major turn off. (I'm bi male, so I have a little experience with this.)

Give me someone with an imagination, and who like ME, anyday...

This focus on individual body parts is really a fetish I've never really understood...

Why is it allways assumed a man with a generous "endowment"somehow traded that for the willingness nay eagerness to be attentive and readiness to go the extra mile....whats wrong with being "large" and attentive ...please bipolarbear this isn't meant for you directly,there have been more than a few post's that seem to indicate that some sort of trade-off is going on....You know like... You can be large but you have to accept being inattentive....I like to think I'm both

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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/8/2008 4:26:09 PM

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ROFL I said my mouth was too small. Had nothing to do with a... er... the attention span. But I am sure mike will remind me of every detail! #*&#!

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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/8/2008 4:55:01 PM

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Silly bunnies..

Speaking of silly bunnies, did you know rabbits and horses have something in common?

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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/8/2008 4:59:19 PM

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Silly bunnies..

Speaking of silly bunnies, did you know rabbits and horses have something in common?

Okay i'll bite ...no what do rabbits and horses have in common?

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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/9/2008 6:54:35 AM

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as to size on white men. {I havent been with others...} it is closer to 7. 6.5 would be accurate. No man wants to hear he has a small dick- my experiecne tho with those men is they are more attentive in bed.

as to coke can size... dont be knocking on my door for anal.... wrong number,,, ;-0

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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/9/2008 9:51:39 AM

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oh lord PaHunk, I just had visuals of keeping coke cans stored in your butt, dispense, one at a time(like the penguin and asscubes)
ok there goes my smut free day
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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/9/2008 10:37:43 AM

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as to size on white men. {I havent been with others...} it is closer to 7. 6.5 would be accurate. No man wants to hear he has a small dick- my experiecne tho with those men is they are more attentive in bed.

as to coke can size... dont be knocking on my door for anal.... wrong number,,, ;-0

See there we go again ,the prejudice against "well-endowed"men never ceases...IMO it is the desire to please that promotes attentivness ,not size or lack thereof...are there no shallow god's gift to woman men that come with small packages or do all those "shortchanged" automatically learn to work harder to make up for a lack in equipment...these statements are obviously to general are they not...well so is the belief that well -endowed equals unattentive

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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/9/2008 12:18:57 PM

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Lucy, dear, where can I get one of those penguins that dispenses asscubes ? Do you sell them ? I want one, gotta have one. If they are a product of your imagination, it's a winner. They would be bigger than chia pets, singing bass or hula hoops.

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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/9/2008 12:40:01 PM

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Lmao Cjan, no not of my mind, I wish I could come up with stuff like that.
heres the relevant animation
http://www.lucylasticslair.com/fun/newfunny1.gif
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RE: Men and their DICKS !!!! - 7/9/2008 1:36:34 PM

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Lucy, dear, where can I get one of those penguins that dispenses asscubes ? Do you sell them ? I want one, gotta have one. If they are a product of your imagination, it's a winner. They would be bigger than chia pets, singing bass or hula hoops.

I have a draft beer tap that is a monk... When you pull the handle the robe lifts up and a disproportianately sized monk cock starts pissing out draft beer. I bought it for $40 in a fleamarket / antiques / junk shop kind of place called The PeanutButter Warehouse down in Galveston.

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