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Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever got? - 7/7/2008 6:18:44 PM   
lusciouslips19


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I was wondering if you have ever got a "compliment" that you said jeez, thanks. Thats a compliment?"

Someone messaged me , I guess making it clear that i had breast that were perfect for tying up. he said.

" I like your sagging tits."

Geez, dude, "thanks, I think but you just told me I have sagging breasts!"

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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/7/2008 6:20:33 PM   
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"You seem intelligent, for a blonde with big tits."

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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/7/2008 6:20:58 PM   
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i think ur tits are greatwhich i tell the ladies


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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/7/2008 6:34:15 PM   
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"Your pretty sexy even with the receding hairline."

A girl in a bar said that to me. lol

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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/7/2008 6:37:18 PM   
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"You're not as dumb as you look ".

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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/7/2008 6:43:19 PM   
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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/7/2008 6:46:57 PM   
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"You're not bad looking for your age". Ermmm k, thanks for that, I think.

"You're kinda weird and strange Mum, but in a good way sorta". Okaaaaaayyyy.

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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/7/2008 6:50:09 PM   
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"I know my mom thought you were retarded but that is just because you are you know like, quiet and kinda weird. She meant retarded in a good way, ya know?"



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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/7/2008 6:50:30 PM   
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You don't look like any preschool teacher I ever had.

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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/7/2008 6:52:36 PM   
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"Oh, I know why you look so different.  You're wearing makeup!"

My roommate, after staring very intently at me through a conversation.  He later ended up messaging me through CM from his bedroom ... when he was 15 feet down the hall from me.

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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/7/2008 7:03:19 PM   
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"you look hot for a tranny"

i responded

"really? wow....alot you know...im not a tranny...you dumbass"






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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/7/2008 7:29:59 PM   
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Oh wow, you look good in those old-lady glasses!

WTF??

This thread reminds me of a Cheers episode, where Frasier and Lilith had a falling out.  In the end he says, "Lilith, I want to marry you anyway."    Guess ya had to be there, but her reaction made the whole thing hilarious.

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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/7/2008 7:44:13 PM   
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"You're prettier than a band new set of 44" Super Swampers". Luckily the lingo of South East Ga isnt that much different than the loverly rednecks and swamprats that i grewup with. so it only took me a few moments of looking dumbly at the boy to figure what in hells he was talking about. it was the one and only time i was ever compared to large tires. good thing i knew how damn expensive there were..hehe..

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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/7/2008 7:44:36 PM   
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I think maybe the best one I have ever gotten was "For someone who doesnt know what they are talking about, you sure do get things done" (My boss at work)

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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/7/2008 8:00:42 PM   
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Oh, I forgot this one. It was from this week. a young guy from france, maybe not understanding the nuances of the english language wrote to me, " I LOVE elderly women!!!!"

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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/7/2008 8:03:20 PM   
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"Nice Kahunas baby"  

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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/7/2008 8:14:56 PM   
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hmmm....Let me see....How about:

"You know......If you lost, like a bunch of weight, you might actually be attractive"

or

"You have a cute face"

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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/7/2008 8:23:30 PM   
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What about:
Your ass is perfect, Id love to eat off it
I got this picture of my ass being big enough for a banquet style dinner layout. Once I stopped laughing I could respond with a no thanks



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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/7/2008 8:28:38 PM   
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I get a lot of interesting "compliments" about my handwriting.  My former boss said I have the neatest illegible handwriting he ever saw.  My current boss saw a page I had handwritten in a notebook and said, "Wow, you know how to write in Arabic?"  Everyone says my handwriting is pretty, but no one seems able to read it.
 
Another one: "You look so intelligent when you wear your glasses."  Meaning I look stupid without them?
 
An ex-boyfriend: "I'm so glad you're letting your hair grow out.  That short hairdo you had before made you look like you had a cue-ball head."
 
A guy at a munch:  "I love that you're a plus-sized lady.  That is why I am so attracted to you!"  Gee, thanks.

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RE: Whats the weirdest offhanded compliment you've ever... - 7/7/2008 8:51:27 PM   
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I should start by saying I don't like "literary fiction."  I write essays and genre fiction and I'm good at it.  I've been published by a major publishing house.  However, genre fiction not what universities want you to write.  After allowing me to write genre fiction one semester, one of my senior-level profs said "I'd love to see what you'd do with some real writing."
 


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