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everhope -> RE: omg...a bigggggg one (7/29/2008 1:02:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SteelofUtah

**Steel Steps in as Lord High Protector of all things Greedy**

Okay some Ground Rules People.

If you are going to stay with Greedy There are some ground rules she is a little to kind to mention on her own accord.

1) Chip in with Groceries....no problem generous grocery supplier. i am fabulous cook too!

2) Don't be a Slob....meticulous in others homes

3) You sleep on the Couch she gets the bed...ummmm well i don't know about that one...Greedy has smooched and licked me a few times online. she might want to share her bed.
4) Help with Gas if she drives....easy easy easy

5) RENT YOUR OWN DAMN CAR...enterprise is my friend

6) Sex doesn't mean anything but sex consider yourself lucky if you do but by no means realtionship period. ...being bi hetro means i need a man for a relationship...so no prob

7) DON'T BE A DOUCHE BAG....i have never even used a douche bag let alone be one. 

Steel


 




SteelofUtah -> RE: omg...a bigggggg one (7/29/2008 1:16:05 PM)

See I figured these were easy to follow common sense rules of the road but apparently some people are wired for dumb ass.

The reason for the way number 6 was written was to allow for Greedy to use her feminine wilds any way she damn well pleases and have it mean NOTHING unless she says it does.

Personally I am looking forward to when she visits my house and lives by my rules but that won't be for awhile.

Steel




purepleasure -> RE: omg...a bigggggg one (7/29/2008 1:18:48 PM)

eta

nah, sometimes it's just not worth it.




Sub4You4UKOnly -> RE: omg...a bigggggg one (7/29/2008 1:21:01 PM)

rawr




purepleasure -> RE: omg...a bigggggg one (7/29/2008 1:22:00 PM)

to get this thread back on track...

everhope, are you having any aftershocks where you are?




ResidentSadist -> RE: omg...a bigggggg one (7/29/2008 1:23:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: everhope
my cell is dead...landline working fine...that is puzzling.

Cell tower fell over, land lines are usually burried. 




everhope -> RE: omg...a bigggggg one (7/29/2008 1:24:33 PM)

i have felt a few lil rolling ones. nothing close to the first one.
and certainly not vibrational worthy in the sense that RSSir had suggested.




Shadow-tiger -> RE: omg...a bigggggg one (7/29/2008 1:24:49 PM)

Well I'm not sure how far she is from the center, though I'm not buying this 40-50 miles bit. I'm about 30 miles away myself and haven't really caught any of the after shocks. Which is sad, it's like surfing on land. [:D]




Sub4You4UKOnly -> RE: omg...a bigggggg one (7/29/2008 1:26:00 PM)

Lol Everhope
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and certainly not vibrational worthy in the sense that RSSir had suggested.




purepleasure -> RE: omg...a bigggggg one (7/29/2008 1:27:48 PM)

I'm glad your area isn't having as many problems, Shadow.




everhope -> RE: omg...a bigggggg one (7/29/2008 1:33:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Shadow-tiger

Well I'm not sure how far she is from the center, though I'm not buying this 40-50 miles bit. I'm about 30 miles away myself and haven't really caught any of the after shocks. Which is sad, it's like surfing on land. [:D]


i am not really sure how far away i am from chino hills....i was guessing. i just map quested Chino Hills ...i really guessed wrong it says 17 miles away. hmmmmmm.
ut oh maybe i am douche bag....




Shadow-tiger -> RE: omg...a bigggggg one (7/29/2008 1:35:05 PM)

Heh, I thought you were closer than me. Still I just found out apparently LAX had their ground radar get knocked off kilter. That's farther away than either of us.




ResidentSadist -> RE: omg...a bigggggg one (7/29/2008 1:51:15 PM)

everhope... your land line is OK yes?




everhope -> RE: omg...a bigggggg one (7/29/2008 1:53:29 PM)

yes, Sir. as far as i know.




everhope -> RE: omg...a bigggggg one (7/29/2008 2:12:37 PM)

they were just asking people on the local news where they thought the worst place you could be in a big earthquake. i was like omg....2 weeks ago i had permanent eyeliner tatted on my eyes. the whole time i kept thinking what if there was an earthquake...oh man ...i have to go back in a few weeks and get it touched up. it hurt so badly and now with this fresh earthquake...wonder if i will be brave enough.




soul2share -> RE: omg...a bigggggg one (7/29/2008 2:46:09 PM)

See, this is why I'm in Arizona...maybe in 10 years, I can get beachfront property in Phoenix!

Sorry.....I'm sick too!  Hope ya'll are making it thru this.....I've done the "springtime in the Tornado Alley" thing, lived thru the winters of 77 and 78, and I'll take an earthquake over that anyday!  Haven't done the hurricane thing, either...I think I'll just stay right where I am!




Strongmindbody -> RE: omg...a bigggggg one (7/29/2008 2:47:04 PM)

Wimp




soul2share -> RE: omg...a bigggggg one (7/29/2008 2:50:42 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

add me to the list of people who will make "I'm ok" calls...


me, too......just holler!




faerytattoodgirl -> RE: omg...a bigggggg one (7/29/2008 2:51:24 PM)

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3) You sleep on the Couch she gets the bed


deal breaker....we'd have to sleep in the same bed or forget it!  and yes i know her bed is small :) but so am i
:)




LadyRainfire -> RE: omg...a bigggggg one (7/29/2008 3:01:46 PM)

Hugs to everhope and Shadow-tiger..... Having spent a goodly portion of time in Northern California, I can relate. I was 16 miles from the epicenter of the Loma Prieta quake (a 7.1) and 8 months pregnant. We lost just about anything that wasn't major furniture. We were out of the apartment for 5 days due to no power, water, phone, nothing. Almost lost my 14 month old son.

everhope, the difference in the decimal point is that for tenth it goes up, the quake is 10 times stronger. So a difference between 5.8 and 5.4 is substantial. 

I hope ya guys are settling down and Shadow - if you wanna go surfing, can't you go to the beach and take up body-surfing? [&:]




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