NeedToUseYou
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Joined: 12/24/2005 From: None of your business Status: offline
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Actually, if Paris Hilton was running for real, I'd be as likely to vote for as McCain or Obama. Seriously, what could she do that would be any worse, than the nightmare scenarios I can think of for either McCain or Obama. McCains wife:You're acting strange John, maybe we should call the doctor. McCain: I'm not crazy, the russians are invading, see the lights. Oh hell, they are on the lawn they've taken out the secret service....... Wait... Listen... Do you here that McCains wife: I don't hear anything, oh johnny you're scaring me, she begins to tear up. McCain storms out of the room. Mcain: Furiously yelling, If I'm going down we're all going down..... Obama: So, Wright, it was a pretty tough election cycle, but we got here. Wright: Yeah, my son, we pulled it off, I'm so proud finally got a soldier in the fight for justice in the oval office. Obama: Yeah, it was worth ti, sorry I had to distance myself from you during the election cycle, but damn, you know we agreed to keep all this on the down low until after the election. Wright: I know but I get on that podium and I think of how the whites in this country suppress and hurt my black brothers, I think of the evil just dripping from every pour of their devil bodies, they created Aids to destroy us, distributed crack to mentally enslave us, and gave our children white dolls, White Dolls to play with! oh, the white man, he's sure going to get it now. Obama: You must be patient my friend, kill them with kindness. Wright: Kill them with kindness, then damn em to hell. Obama: Something like that. Wright: So, let me take a look at that reparations bill your working on. Obama: It's right here, I think we should wait until another Jena six type event happens before we spring this on everyone. Wright: Yeah, the honky motherfuckers won't say anything if the black people are united and pissed. Obama: That's what I was thinking. Wright: What about the indians. Obama: Fuck em. Wright: Laughs, smacks him on the back. LOL, I should be a writer. Seriously, though, McCain is war obsessed with a history of political pandering, and Obama, does have questionable important relationships, no real history to speak of, so you don't know what you are really getting. You might as well put Paris in there. I mean Paris has successfully built a multi-million dollar a year industry around nothing, but a made up persona, that's pretty frickin smart. Equal qualifications. No, I'm voting neither, they both are unqualified. Actually why don't we just go four years without a president, it couldn't be worse.
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