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Diphon -> RE: So, I found this receipt (8/6/2008 7:28:30 PM)
I have two both involving my father and riding crops. The first was when I still lived in Florida. My father had picked me up on his way down to Palm Beech for some sort of polo related activity. While we where there we had to stop into a tack shop to find a box so he could ship a broken mallet back for repair. He goes off to ask one of the sales people for help and I make my way over to the ridding crops. As I'm standing their comparing two, my father comes around the corner looking for me sees the crops and just stops mid sentence "Hey watcha lookin.... ... I don't even wanna know" and just walks off shaking his head. I bought this little purple one about a foot long. one of the meanest toys I own. the second I went on a trip back east to visit friends and family recently. While I was there I bought a new riding crop to replace one that was lost when I moved. I had accumulated more thing on the trip than where gonna fit in my suitcase for my return trip so I left the crop in the back of my fathers truck with the other stuff to be shipped to me. when I was pulling my bags out of the back at the airport the crop rolled out from under one of the bags. he looked at the crop looked at me and asked "Do I even want to know what that's for?" I looked at him, smiled, and said, "Dad, some questions are better left unanswered just mail it to me when you get a chance." But he's always said I was "... a bit weird."

CallaFirestormBW -> RE: So, I found this receipt (8/6/2008 7:28:32 PM)
Mine was on the other end of the coin. Our grown girls are living with us while they take advance schooling and get their lives and businesses going (one is studying tattoo/piercing/bodymod/fashion design/photography, and the other is an artist). My daughter had just become engaged, and was home with her fiance. My Darling and her daughter had gone shopping, so my daughter and her fiance had taken over the girls' room. I was busy writing, under deadline (a good excuse to keep me from having to go on that shopping excursion), and paused to go potty. As I went past my daughter's door (open), she and her boyfriend were splayed, in all their al fresco glory, "entertaining one another" on the bedroom floor, complete with TOYS!... I shouldn't have been shocked, but frankly, I just stood there for a minute, playing "Fish-face", then, very calmly said "I hope that one of those colored whatevers is filled with condoms, and I think we need to talk about closing doors." Calla Firestorm

Owner4SexSlave -> RE: So, I found this receipt (8/6/2008 7:28:35 PM)
LMAO... this is all too funny. Bet you have a hard time imagining your parents having sex too... My Mom actually bought me a bottle of Tequila and a Special Edition of Penthouse one year as part of my Birthday... Then again my mom has seen me with marks, bruises and rug burns over my body from having had rough sex. This is where the Jokes all started about trying to kill somebody with sex came into the picture at one time. Hell, she even makes kinky smart ass remarks at times too. Actually a couple years ago I came out of the closest and told her I was into BDSM. She said, that how two people decide to live and what they do is up to them, long as it's consentual. Now, I don't sit down and talk to her about my sex life in detail. She knows I was looking at Dirty Hustler Mags and other hardcore porn while I was teenager. That was an embrassing moment having my porno stash discovered by accident. Not to mention the almost endless teasing and smart ass remarks that followed afterwards. She'll make jokes about using somebody for a piece of ass and all... Guess what I'm trying to express, is that was awkward as it must seem. Yes, even our parents are sexual creatures. Just might suprise you how cool they actually can be. It was awesome he told you about a store that was nearby with killer prices. Hell, perhaps you should reconsider unblocking him and asking where the store is at. Seriously, try not to tune out or block your parents when they are being cool about something. SEX is all a part of life, and if it's Kinky SEX that you enjoy.. so much the better.. even more so if a parent can understand your taste for Kinky Wild Sex.

lostgirl83 -> RE: So, I found this receipt (8/6/2008 7:28:52 PM)
LMAO!! ohh yes, i had recently moved back with my parents... needless to say I have to keep moving my hiding spots for my toy box but Im fairly certain my mom has seen vibrators etc. Fortunately she never says anything. I found KY in her and dad's bathroom shudder it was the same type I buy.... like mother like daughter I guess?

lovingpet -> RE: So, I found this receipt (8/6/2008 7:32:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sublizzie Second, Don't any of you know about LOCKS for bags and things? Unfortunately locks are a hot commodity around here. I cannot install or replace locks. The property manager must. And locks on bags and drawers has deterred nothing. But oh well... sighs. lovingpet

Lynnxz -> RE: So, I found this receipt (8/6/2008 7:35:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet ...as well as the one where they discovered the joys of attempting to suck each others' eyes out with my pussy pump.... O NO! Lmfao, that's horrible- hahahaha

CallaFirestormBW -> RE: So, I found this receipt (8/6/2008 7:38:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: lovingpet quote: ORIGINAL: sublizzie Second, Don't any of you know about LOCKS for bags and things? Unfortunately locks are a hot commodity around here. I cannot install or replace locks. The property manager must. And locks on bags and drawers has deterred nothing. But oh well... sighs. lovingpet Yeah, all mine, when they were growing up, could get into the damned "childproof" things faster than I could! (And when you rent instead of buying, it is often part of the lease agreement that no locks can be put on that aren't installed by the property manager or owner). CFB

katie978 -> RE: So, I found this receipt (8/6/2008 7:39:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MaamJay He sounds really cool. Tell him that! You are blessed to have him. Hey, Dad, the folks on Collarme think you're really cool! Oh, Collarme, yeah, that's the site where I met my long-term boyfriend! Hearing all your stories makes me feel better about mine...at least he only found a receipt, after all. I guess I'm lucky that he's relatively vanilla, since several months ago he found what he thought was one of my martial arts weapons (an escrima stick) that was actually a spreader bar. Now I'm trying to decide whether to defend my boyfriend's honor by explaining who the anal beads were for...

proudsub -> RE: So, I found this receipt (8/6/2008 8:20:27 PM)
Too funny!! At least he knows what they are, doubt if my parents would of known.

DiablosPet -> RE: So, I found this receipt (8/6/2008 8:23:01 PM)
I used to work for a maid service a couple years back and I distinctly remember cleaning a house that a pair of gents moved into....and was shocked (and a little turned on..) by a framed pic standing on the dresser of the two men, one in black leather pants holding in one hand a flogger and in the other a leash attached to the other man's collar who was kneeling on the floor completely nude other than his collar and a chest harness. At least your guys' parents all seem to be either quiet about it or okay with it...I remember when Master's father found some rope in His room along with a condom (this was VERY early on into our relationship..) and flat out said he no longer considered Master to be his son..

Venatrix -> RE: So, I found this receipt (8/6/2008 8:30:00 PM)
A few months ago I was asked to come into the mail room at work, only to find one of the guys holding up the black hood and bondage gloves I'd recently ordered. The address label on the package, except for the bar code, had come off and they'd opened it trying to see if there was a recipient name inside. Why they suspected it might be mine is a whole other story. It did earn me a new nickname, though.

Coupleofwhats -> RE: So, I found this receipt (8/6/2008 9:21:58 PM)
[sm=whoa.gif] I think I would have died of embarrassment.

MstrssScarlet -> RE: So, I found this receipt (8/6/2008 9:58:03 PM)
I'm sure I've posted this story before, but it seems very appropriate here. My son was visiting from college. By then, we had moved to a smaller house with a carpeted garage. We decided to make the garage into a dungeon since there were no kids at home anymore. My son asked me for a Walmart bag. I told him they were in the garage. I was standing in the kitchen very close to the door and he was in the dining room. He walked behind me toward the garage door and I suddenly remembered that even though the majority of our stuff was tucked away, there was still a leather and chain love swing and bondage/massage table out. As he walked toward me (and the door), I told him that he probably shouldn't go out there. He didn't seem to hear me and kept heading toward the door. I was washing dishes and making dinner and didn't think it was a good idea to drop everything and grab him by the arm. That kind of reaction only makes them want to look more. I calmly repeated that he shouldn't go out there. About 3 seconds later he opened the door and I heard something like "Oh My God!". He slammed the door shut and asked me (in a loud voice) why I hadn't warned him. I shrugged my shoulders and said "I tried". Later in the evening he said something about me being a pervert. I sat down next to him and told him I wasn't confirming or denying anything, but wanted to know why he thought I was a pervert. "Leather and chains Mom!" was all he said. We didn't talk about it anymore that day. The next time he came over I warned him upfront that he REALLY shouldn't go out to the garage because by now we had quite a set-up. He never went near it. I should add that one of his friends that happened to be here for the "discovery" snuck a peak without my knowledge. He told his mom who in turn told both of the boys that she thought it was great that at least we were still having sex. She insisted on meeting me later at the college dorm. She never asked me anything about it. I think she just wanted to see what a pervert looked like. LOL Mistress Scarlet

AllietheKitten -> RE: So, I found this receipt (8/7/2008 1:23:14 AM)
OK, this is not so much funny as sick...I "came out" on my blog a few years ago. I went into a lot of detail about my experiences in BDSM, how I felt about it, how much it turned me on, ect. No big deal...except that one of my co-workers told me a few weeks later that my BOSS had found my blog and religiously read it. And discussed it with other employees....Ew Ew Ew!!! I have since set my blog to private. PS> I don't work there anymore.

Sunnyfey -> RE: So, I found this receipt (8/7/2008 5:09:58 AM)
My my found a shoe box full of pictures.....dies "Keep your effing pictures hidden from me!" "Dont go in my closet then!!" door slam door SLAM

metalmiss -> RE: So, I found this receipt (8/7/2008 5:19:29 AM)
i had an experience not so different from this.. my Dad happened upon a polaroid of my tits that i'd left in the scanner at the tender age of 16.. Since that argument its become pretty difficult to embarass me.

Prinsexx -> RE: So, I found this receipt (8/7/2008 5:22:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: katie978 My day, in a nutshell. Instant Message My dad: Hey, I found this receipt for Anal Beads!!! Yours or the boyfriends??? Me: .... My dad: {or does it matter?} Me: ? My dad: SURPRISE?? My dad: He's gotta pick up after himself!! My dad: It'll prevent many of us from blushing!! My dad: There's a store nearby that's better than mail order!! Me: [blocks my dad] Not my best moment. Anyone else had an embarrassing experience similar to mine? Any advice on good excuses? i don't know how to answer. My dear dad has passed. I'm sure in spirit form he sees a great deal more than just the things shoved up my arse. [:D]

KMsAngel -> RE: So, I found this receipt (8/7/2008 5:24:21 AM)
vanilla and reverse: my (over he legal age) daughter was going to visit her b/f. i was worried they wouldn't use condoms. so i got them some assorted flavoured ones - theoretically as a joke, though i knew they would be used (i hoped). talking to her a few days later... "so you're using the condoms, right?" "mOOOooooOOOM" "no, i'm serious, you're using them, right?" "mom, remember the chocolate flavoured ones?" "er..." "they really do taste like chocolate" i'm gonna shut up now [:o]

GreedyTop -> RE: So, I found this receipt (8/7/2008 5:27:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Prinsexx i don't know how to answer. My dear dad has passed. I'm sure in spirit form he sees a great deal more than just the things shoved up my arse. [:D] hugs Prinny

GreedyTop -> RE: So, I found this receipt (8/7/2008 5:28:49 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KMsAngel vanilla and reverse: my (over he legal age) daughter was going to visit her b/f. i was worried they wouldn't use condoms. so i got them some assorted flavoured ones - theoretically as a joke, though i knew they would be used (i hoped). talking to her a few days later... "so you're using the condoms, right?" "mOOOooooOOOM" "no, i'm serious, you're using them, right?" "mom, remember the chocolate flavoured ones?" "er..." "they really do taste like chocolate" i'm gonna shut up now [:o] LMAO!!

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