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Understanding women???? - 8/8/2008 9:27:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		So I was writing a dominant that I know. He said that he had been thinking of getting a mentor because he feels he doesnt understand women.

What advice would you give him on  how to understand women?

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RE: Understanding women???? - 8/8/2008 9:29:51 PM   
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RE: Understanding women???? - 8/8/2008 9:36:51 PM   
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RE: Understanding women???? - 8/8/2008 9:38:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionateWITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
54. Never to forget:
  • birthdays
  • anniversaries
  • arrangements she makes.

    Easy!

  • HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

  • 1. Show up naked
    2. Bring food and beer.

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    RE: Understanding women???? - 8/8/2008 9:39:35 PM   
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    RE: Understanding women???? - 8/8/2008 9:56:59 PM   
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    Status: offline     		An old man who was born and raised here in Hawaii was walking along the beach one day and found an old dirty glass bottle.  When he tried to clean the bottle, a genie popped out and told him he could have one wish.  The old man thought for awhile, then told the genie that he had never been off the island, he was afraid of flying, and got seasick in the mildest of ocean swells.  His wish was for the genie to build him a bridge to America, so he could visit his grandchildren.  The genie replied that that was too much.  Just think of all the concrete to be poured to the oceans depths, the gas stations and restaurants to be built along the way, there were just too many technical difficulties.  The old man must make a different wish.  The old man pondered awhile again, then told the genie he had been married and divorced 5 times.  All of his wives had complained that he just didn't understand them.  His wish for the genie was to understand women.  The genie sighed, and asked if he wanted two lanes or four. 
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    RE: Understanding women???? - 8/8/2008 10:08:10 PM   
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    It's so true, you don't understand me. 


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    RE: Understanding women???? - 8/8/2008 10:12:49 PM   
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    RE: Understanding women???? - 8/8/2008 10:29:13 PM   
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    Status: offline     		I know I surely do not understand women.

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    RE: Understanding women???? - 8/8/2008 10:47:23 PM   
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    Status: offline     		One of my good friends sent me this. He said his ex-wife sent it to him and asked me what I thought it meant.

    1. Don’t imagine you can change a man - unless he’s in diapers.

    2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.

    3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

    4. Never let your man’s mind wander - it’s too little to be out alone.

    5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

    6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

    7. Definition of a bachelor: a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

    8. Women don’t make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

    9. Best way to get a man to do something - suggest they are too old for it.

    10. Love is blind - but marriage is a real eye-opener.

    11. If you want a committed man - look in a mental hospital.

    12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.

    13. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him checkbooks.

    14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

    15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

    I told him it means it's good she's his ex-wife. He was always a little slow in the understanding women department.

    You know they say the thinnest book in the world is called What Men Know About Women.

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    RE: Understanding women???? - 8/8/2008 11:41:19 PM   
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    Status: offline     		Some days I have a hard time trying to understand myself let alone understand other women!!!

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    RE: Understanding women???? - 8/8/2008 11:50:44 PM   
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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

    So I was writing a dominant that I know. He said that he had been thinking of getting a mentor because he feels he doesnt understand women.

    What advice would you give him on  how to understand women?


    I don't think it's possible to understand women as there is way to much diversity among us but if he chooses to proactively listen he may come to understand a woman.

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    RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 12:00:01 AM   
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    Step 1 - new hair cut and total wardrobe make-over
    Step 2 - brush up on fashion, literature and culture in general
    Step 3 - start hanging out with the classy gay guys and metro-sexuals at upscale coffee shops and wine bars
    Step 4 - proclaim that he is either gay or asexual and enroll in dance, yoga, cooking and wine classes
    Step 5 - start moonlighting in a store that caters to female clientele; upscale fashion, shoes, make-up, parfume
    Step 6 - become the GBFF of a local celebutante and be
    photographed with her everywhere
    Step 7 - watch Sex and the City, Desperate Housewives,
    Gossip Girl, and The Hills
    Step 8 - learn everything you can possibly know about chocolate
    Step 9 - adopt a fluffy pouch poodle or other toy dog breed
    Step 10 - pose for advertisements for luxury spas and resorts, sans shirt, wearing a 100% organic bamboo natural color towel

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    RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 12:01:06 AM   
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    ORIGINAL: corsetgirl

    Some days I have a hard time trying to understand myself let alone understand other women!!!

    That reminds me of a friend I had in college. She and I hooked up at a party but there wasn't really any chemistry but we did like talking with each other so we hung out a lot. She came over one night and took me to see my gf in a bar with some guy making out. After the theatrics were over we polished off most of my home booze stock and we were talking about why men don't understand women and she said sometimes she didn't understand why she did things much less why other women did the things they do. It's the closest I've ever come to understanding the fairer sex.

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    RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 12:06:47 AM   
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    Someone help me please...*L*

    (Edited to correct typo.)


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    RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 1:19:51 AM   
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    quote:

    ORIGINAL: lusciouslips19

    So I was writing a dominant that I know. He said that he had been thinking of getting a mentor because he feels he doesnt understand women.

    What advice would you give him on  how to understand women?


    My advice in "understanding women" is to give up such a fruitless endeavour.

    Tell him to understand himself, respect himself, like himself and be confident in that. And the women will flock to him. Seeking to understand a woman is seeking to understand something that changes daily and is never consistent. There are more constructive things he can do with his time.

    The only other piece of advice is to watch Jack Nicholson in "As Good As It Gets" where, when a woman asks how he writes women so well, and he answers that he thinks of a man, then takes away reason and accountability.

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    RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 1:22:24 AM   
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    ORIGINAL: L8bloomer

    Understand women? I can't understand men!



    Someone help me please...*L*

    (Edited to correct typo.)



    Men are quite easy to understand. It's just hard for women because women read everything imaginable into what a man says.

    To understand a man, all you have to know is he says what he means and he means ONLY what he's said. Just because he asks "where'd you get those shoes?" Doesn't mean he thinks you spend too much money or that they make your ankles look fat or that he doesn't love you. He means "where'd you get those shoes?"

    When a man is hungry, he'll eat; tired, he'll sleep; horny, he'll fuck or jerk off if the former is too much work. And whent he game is on, don't interrupt.

    That's pretty much it.

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    RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 1:26:30 AM   
    Smith117


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    ...she said sometimes she didn't understand why she did things much less why other women did the things they do. It's the closest I've ever come to understanding the fairer sex.


    Eactly my point. If women don't understand women or even themselves, a man trying to understand women is simply wasting his time.

    The effort is lost in syntax. You needn't "understand" women. You need to know how to manage them.

    It's like driving. A good driver will expect that the idiot next to him will do the most stupid thing imaginable. And he will plan what he will do in that event. Dealing with a woman is essentially the same thing. Expect her to do the most off the wall, senseless thing and no matter what she ends up doing, you'll be prepared.

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    RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 3:39:43 AM   
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    RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 4:16:14 AM   
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    Status: offline     		The Corpus Callosum; the portion of the brain that connects the 2 hemispheres in larger in women than in men. What this means is that women are able to use more of their brains at once as opposed to men who can not watch TV and hear someone talk at the same time. They have done research and found that women truly do use more parts of their brain at once whereas men although they use these differing parts do so more singularly. So women are way better at multitasking.

    We are complex and governed by this ability and also the release of the various chemicals from our endocrine system that caused rises and falls of our hormones.

    We are a fascinating piece of machinery. Poetry in motion.
    Women are complex creatures.
    men are simple ones.

    < Message edited by lusciouslips19 -- 8/9/2008 5:08:21 AM >

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