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RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 4:58:35 AM

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RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 4:58:49 AM

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We are complex and governed by this ability and also the release of the various chemicals from our endocrine system that caused rises and falls of our hormones.

We are a facinating peice of machinery. Poetry in motion.

I'm just lucky that Master enjoys the show.

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RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 5:05:29 AM

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We are complex and governed by this ability and also the release of the various chemicals from our endocrine system that caused rises and falls of our hormones.

We are a facinating peice of machinery. Poetry in motion.

I'm just lucky that Master enjoys the show.

Perhaps the question shouldn't be how to understand a woman but how to LOVE a woman?
I think your Master might give us some insight into both!

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RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 5:21:59 AM

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The Corpus Callosum; the portion of the brain that connects the 2 hemispheres in larger in women than in men. What this means is that women are able to use more of their brains at once as oppsed to men who can not watch tv and hear someone talk at the same time. They have done research and found that women truly do use more parts of their brain at once whereas men although they use these differing parts do so more singly. So women are way better at multitasking.

We are complex and governed by this ability and also the release of the various chemicals from our endocrine system that caused rises and falls of our hormones.

That interpretation is being overtaken by research.

"Increasingly, though, those assumptions are being challenged. Research is revealing that male and female brains are built from markedly different genetic blueprints, which create numerous anatomical differences. There are also differences in the circuitry that wires them up and the chemicals that transmit messages between neurons. All this is pointing towards the conclusion that there is not just one kind of human brain, but two." (New Scientist pay to view)

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We are a facinating peice of machinery. Poetry in motion.
Women are complex creatures.
men are simple ones.

As the research suggests, you can't help whatever mental inadaquacies it is that have given you that inferiority complex. You were born with that brain, you can't swap it for a better model, so you might as well accept yourself as you are. If you need to cast blame, how about all those female ancestors of yours for choosing to mate with superior males? ;-)

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RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 5:31:22 AM

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FR~ In a work situation and given the choice to work among a room filled with men, teenagers, and women, I would not choose women.

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RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 5:33:13 AM

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So I was writing a dominant that I know. He said that he had been thinking of getting a mentor because he feels he doesnt understand women.

What advice would you give him on how to understand women?

Quick tips
-Learn how to listen and not just hear the words.
-Observe cause and effect...if you do X, you get Y reaction (it's somewhat of a scientific approach....X will always =Y unless you change something about X, of course hormones can alter this equation...lol.).

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RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 5:43:23 AM

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So I was writing a dominant that I know. He said that he had been thinking of getting a mentor because he feels he doesnt understand women.

What advice would you give him on how to understand women?

Quick tips
-Learn how to listen and not just hear the words.
-Observe cause and effect...if you do X, you get Y reaction (it's somewhat of a scientific approach....X will always =Y unless you change something about X, of course hormones can alter this equation...lol.).

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RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 5:50:58 AM

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So I was writing a dominant that I know. He said that he had been thinking of getting a mentor because he feels he doesnt understand women.

What advice would you give him on how to understand women?

I'd wish him luck.

To a degree, people are just people; women want much the same thing as men-- love, happiness, and fulfilment. Beyond that, he needs to look at each woman as an individual. Find one that's open, ask the right questions, find out what makes her tick.

And keep his fingers crossed.

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RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 5:55:41 AM

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yeah- in one word.

"castration"

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RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 5:55:58 AM

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I'd wish him luck.

To a degree, people are just people; women want much the same thing as men-- love, happiness, and fulfilment. Beyond that, he needs to look at each woman as an individual. Find one that's open, ask the right questions, find out what makes her tick.

And keep his fingers crossed.

Damned....Sorry Level...I forgot about the finger crossing part (chuckles).

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RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 5:58:12 AM

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So I was writing a dominant that I know. He said that he had been thinking of getting a mentor because he feels he doesnt understand women.

What advice would you give him on how to understand women?

Quick tips
-Learn how to listen and not just hear the words.
-Observe cause and effect...if you do X, you get Y reaction (it's somewhat of a scientific approach....X will always =Y unless you change something about X, of course hormones can alter this equation...lol.).

lol Scooter

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RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 5:59:39 AM

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I'd wish him luck.

To a degree, people are just people; women want much the same thing as men-- love, happiness, and fulfilment. Beyond that, he needs to look at each woman as an individual. Find one that's open, ask the right questions, find out what makes her tick.

And keep his fingers crossed.

Damned....Sorry Level...I forgot about the finger crossing part (chuckles).

Yup; I fucked up on the X & Y equation thing, so I'm doing a bit of the finger-crossing this weekend

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RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 6:06:52 AM

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I'd wish him luck.

To a degree, people are just people; women want much the same thing as men-- love, happiness, and fulfilment. Beyond that, he needs to look at each woman as an individual. Find one that's open, ask the right questions, find out what makes her tick.

And keep his fingers crossed.

Damned....Sorry Level...I forgot about the finger crossing part (chuckles).

Yup; I fucked up on the X & Y equation thing, so I'm doing a bit of the finger-crossing this weekend

See! Just remember what the definition of insanity is; Doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

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RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 6:08:02 AM

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Oh great, more proof that I'm nuts

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RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 6:12:20 AM

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accept, appreciate and celebrate our complexity and hang on for the ride ?

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RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 6:15:51 AM

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So I was writing a dominant that I know. He said that he had been thinking of getting a mentor because he feels he doesnt understand women.

What advice would you give him on how to understand women?

Give up while he is still in reasonably good physical and mental health.

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RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 6:30:40 AM

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So I was writing a dominant that I know. He said that he had been thinking of getting a mentor because he feels he doesnt understand women.

What advice would you give him on how to understand women?

Give up while he is still in reasonably good physical and mental health.

Some hopefully are adventurers and dont want to give up. Plus, there is something about the scent of a woman.

See, I'm a woman so I know what LaT's up to. Shes banking on the fact that you dudes will give up and she will have all the lady's to herself. She's selfish that way!

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RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 6:31:16 AM

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FR~ In a work situation and given the choice to work among a room filled with men, teenagers, and women, I would not choose women.

Work is a four letter word anyway.

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RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 6:35:00 AM

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This is a subject I have been thinking a lot about recently. I see tv commercials and programs that seem to have dumbed down Men. Now I know that basically America has been dumbed down. But the commercials seem to make potshots at Mens intelligence and usefulness. I also feel the biggest mistake ever made in history is womens lib. *gonna hear about that one* LOL nejisty

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RE: Understanding women???? - 8/9/2008 6:38:29 AM

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I would tell him to stop trying to understand "women" and get to know the "woman" he wants to be involved with. We are each as different as snow flakes with our own unique qualities, trying to lump us all into one category is foolish and a waste of time.

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