RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (Full Version)

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KnightofMists -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 10:13:47 AM)

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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

Whenever a dominant starts down this "All submissives must respect me because I'm a DOM" road, it makes it really hard not to laugh out loud. I get this little visual of Cartman...."RESPECT MY A-THOR-I-TIE!!!!!"


why do I suddenly have this image of a cave man wearing a viking hat and a tie.




mistoferin -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 10:24:34 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KnightofMists

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ORIGINAL: mistoferin

Whenever a dominant starts down this "All submissives must respect me because I'm a DOM" road, it makes it really hard not to laugh out loud. I get this little visual of Cartman...."RESPECT MY A-THOR-I-TIE!!!!!"


why do I suddenly have this image of a cave man wearing a viking hat and a tie.


LOL....well that's appropriate too. Some do seem to have an image of themself that seems to be on par with Greek gods.




AquaticSub -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 10:27:11 AM)

Great. Now *I'm* picturing men running around in poorly fitting togas while yelling that they are the child of Zeus and therefore all must bow to them.




LaTigresse -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 11:03:13 AM)

Oh come now! It is Goddesses, not bumbling wanna-be fake gods, slender where they should be, curvy everywhere else. Wearing lovely soft white silk robes and lots of gold jewelry. Strolling around with some scepter thing-a-ma-jiggy, bestowing the gift of her Goddess presence on the minions.

(while they toss lots of gold coins at her feet of course....)




yourMissTress -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 11:10:18 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KnightofMists

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ORIGINAL: yourMissTress
.... and take a quick trip out for ice cream.



OH YOU SADISTIC BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! it better not be chocolate or I will never respect you!!!

editted to add

ok.. maybe I will still respect you alittle bit... but  I will not like you!


MMMMMMMmm, it was a hot caramel sundae, it was fabulous!!!
 
And not only will you still respect me, you will still like me a whole really lot!!!




LaTigresse -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 11:13:15 AM)

Chocolate ice cream..........two of my greatest weaknesses combined into one wonderful concoction.




CallaFirestormBW -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 11:16:52 AM)

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

Great. Now *I'm* picturing men running around in poorly fitting togas while yelling that they are the child of Zeus and therefore all must bow to them.


Completely off-center... but... I was scanning the posts to see what was new, and the first time I scanned this, I could have SWORN it said "... yelling that they are the child of Zeus and therefore all must blow them." *LOL*

CFB




MusicalBoredom -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 11:20:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CallaFirestormBW

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

Great. Now *I'm* picturing men running around in poorly fitting togas while yelling that they are the child of Zeus and therefore all must bow to them.


Completely off-center... but... I was scanning the posts to see what was new, and the first time I scanned this, I could have SWORN it said "... yelling that they are the child of Zeus and therefore all must blow them." *LOL*

CFB


Well fuck!  I'll claim to be the child of Zeus if all must blow me. I'll even get my dad to change his name to that effect to get it done.  lol




AquaticSub -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 11:53:50 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CallaFirestormBW

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

Great. Now *I'm* picturing men running around in poorly fitting togas while yelling that they are the child of Zeus and therefore all must bow to them.


Completely off-center... but... I was scanning the posts to see what was new, and the first time I scanned this, I could have SWORN it said "... yelling that they are the child of Zeus and therefore all must blow them." *LOL*

CFB


Close enough. [;)]




Archer -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 12:01:06 PM)

Now If I can actually shoot lightning bolts outta my penis that set your ass on fire would you treat me like a god?



(Now where was the alcohol and the body patch for the violet wand?) LOL





AquaticSub -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 12:07:02 PM)

If you can handle using your penis to conduct the violet wand, you'd definately get my respect. Though I'd appreciate my ass not being lit on fire. Spankings make it hard enough sit!




Archer -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 12:14:19 PM)

Justthe reputation for having a penis that shoots lightning bolts might be worth it. LOL





CreativeDominant -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 12:34:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Chocolate ice cream..........two of my greatest weaknesses combined into one wonderful concoction.


Black licorice ice cream...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  Now I can respect that[;)]




AquaticSub -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 12:37:58 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Archer

Justthe reputation for having a penis that shoots lightning bolts might be worth it. LOL




If someone manages to pull that off they should get a professional photo of it done. I've got this glorious image in my head of the lightning arching from the head of the penis to the girl's ass.




mistoferin -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 12:41:29 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Archer

Now If I can actually shoot lightning bolts outta my penis that set your ass on fire would you treat me like a god?



(Now where was the alcohol and the body patch for the violet wand?) LOL




Oh I swear, now that is just going to have go on my "Try this ASAP" list!




NuevaVida -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 12:42:48 PM)


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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Chocolate ice cream..........two of my greatest weaknesses combined into one wonderful concoction.


Black licorice ice cream...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  Now I can respect that[;)]



OMG black licorice ice cream was my absolute FAVORITE as a kid. It used to gross everyone else out. [8D]




LaTigresse -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 12:43:56 PM)

I might even want to see that.......and I don't like penis pictures.




AquaticSub -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 12:50:07 PM)

If I were better with photography I might see if I could find someone willing to do it. An entire gallery of penises throwing lightening..




CreativeDominant -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 12:50:53 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NuevaVida


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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Chocolate ice cream..........two of my greatest weaknesses combined into one wonderful concoction.


Black licorice ice cream...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  Now I can respect that[;)]



OMG black licorice ice cream was my absolute FAVORITE as a kid. It used to gross everyone else out. [8D]


Wooooooooooooooooo hooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!  A fellow ice cream lover with discerning tastes.[sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=banana.gif][sm=yahoo.gif][sm=insane.gif] (note the 5)




KnightofMists -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 12:54:27 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Archer

Now If I can actually shoot lightning bolts outta my penis that set your ass on fire would you treat me like a god?

(Now where was the alcohol and the body patch for the violet wand?) LOL




yo youu  mmmmeaaaaan  You can't?!!!!!!!!!! "shocked look"

ok... it seems I might of misplaced my respect.... sorry Archer... I just can't respect you any longer....

How can I respect you when you can't do the most basic of Domly things... "lightning bolts outta the penis"!!




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