RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (Full Version)

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NuevaVida -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 12:54:52 PM)

I love ice cream. I love black licorice. What could be better??




KnightofMists -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 12:57:01 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NuevaVida

I love ice cream. I love black licorice. What could be better??


Me eating black licorice ice cream while you grovel for some.!!!!




NuevaVida -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 12:57:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KnightofMists

quote:

ORIGINAL: NuevaVida

I love ice cream. I love black licorice. What could be better??


Me eating black licorice ice cream while you grovel for some.!!!!


Cruel!!! Cruel!!! (Unless the groveling has a yummy ice cream payoff)




CreativeDominant -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 12:58:18 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KnightofMists

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ORIGINAL: Archer

Now If I can actually shoot lightning bolts outta my penis that set your ass on fire would you treat me like a god?

(Now where was the alcohol and the body patch for the violet wand?) LOL




yo youu  mmmmeaaaaan  You can't?!!!!!!!!!! "shocked look"

ok... it seems I might of misplaced my respect.... sorry Archer... I just can't respect you any longer....

How can I respect you when you can't do the most basic of Domly things... "lightning bolts outta the penis"!!


Hmmmmmmmmmm...does it count if the bolts occur between my balls...sort of like the deal in the Frankenstein movie where the good doctor threw the switch?




LaTigresse -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 1:00:00 PM)

Ice cream and male genitalia with lightening bolts..........oh lawd look what my thread has come to!

(Please insert much theatrical sobbing and wailing.........followed by laughter.)




UR2Badored -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 1:00:59 PM)

Becareful  in what you wish for:  Lightning Rod Penis
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LaTigresse -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 1:07:18 PM)

Ohhhh, UR, that was AWSOME!!




IvyMorgan -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 1:23:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NuevaVida

I love ice cream. I love black licorice. What could be better??
Strawberry Cheesecake Icecream.

*nods*




NuevaVida -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 1:24:31 PM)

OK this thread has just become very fattening!

(Now I want ice cream)




KnightofMists -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 1:27:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: UR2Badored

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I bet the next time he had sex.. his girl got a quite the charge out of it.




AquaticSub -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 1:28:14 PM)

Wow... I wonder if he can use that as a pick up line.

"Hey baby, I've got a lightning dick!"




NuevaVida -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 1:28:45 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: KnightofMists

quote:

ORIGINAL: UR2Badored

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I bet the next time he had sex.. his girl got a quite the charge out of it.


I heard it was electrifying.




UR2Badored -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 1:29:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: KnightofMists

I bet the next time he had sex.. his girl got a quite the charge out of it.


That's just wrong on so many levels [;)]




KnightofMists -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 1:30:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

Wow... I wonder if he can use that as a pick up line.

"Hey baby, I've got a lightning dick!"


or... Hey baby... I am fully Charged.. and ready to go!!!




AquaticSub -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 1:34:09 PM)

Why, oh why, did I just get the image of a rechargable dick sitting in a charger like the Black&Decker batteries?




UR2Badored -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 1:36:53 PM)

deleted post-- okay, now I am just giddy.




KnightofMists -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 1:41:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: CreativeDominant


Hmmmmmmmmmm...does it count if the bolts occur between my balls...sort of like the deal in the Frankenstein movie where the good doctor threw the switch?



well that is certainly better than no spark from the gential area!!!    Thou I might respect you... I suspect others might just call you a wanna be.




pixidustpet -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 2:06:22 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NuevaVida

OK this thread has just become very fattening!

(Now I want ice cream)


ThegoddamnedEngineer threw out my ice cream. 

ok it was cause i had a 550 on my blood sugar reading that he got a wild hair across his ass about taking. 

i am now allowed to pout and fret all i want to on the way to the doctor in the am.  (i am not happy.  not not not.)

kitten, still pouting.




CallaFirestormBW -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 2:32:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: AquaticSub

Why, oh why, did I just get the image of a rechargable dick sitting in a charger like the Black&Decker batteries?


Isn't that what a vibrator is for???  (Harley-Davidson -- world's best vibrator!!!)

CFB




AquaticSub -> RE: Age + Experience = Respect??? No...I don't think so Vern. (8/13/2008 2:39:27 PM)

I need to own a Harley vib...




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