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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/14/2008 12:47:25 PM

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...but the real question is will he write to the bench? Will he call?

Hell hath no fury as a parkbench scorned.........

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/14/2008 12:51:23 PM

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LMAO!

"I bet you say that to all the park benches, you playa!"

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/14/2008 12:58:20 PM

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LMAO!! They bled him? LOL umm... I wonder if anyone thought of the way to make a mans penis get soft? Can you picture one of those firemen jacking him off to relieve the pressure?
Hmmm... I wonder if that guy thought about it. Maybe that is what he was screaming.. "just tug it till it spits"
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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/14/2008 1:11:50 PM

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The video and story leave us with so many questions! ROFL... How the hell does that happen? What kills me is the mind pictures... and remembering him crying out in the background. I almost want to watch it again. hehe God, now I am thinking musical chairs...

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/14/2008 1:24:41 PM

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The real question is how many of the femdoms are going to be getting a park bench after being inspired by this......

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/14/2008 1:30:15 PM

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OMG too funny, poor guy. What comes to mind is "if your erection lasts more than 4 hrs see your doctor", maybe he took too many little blue pills.

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/14/2008 1:33:57 PM

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That bench is a tramp.

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/14/2008 1:40:39 PM

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That bench is a tramp.

ROFL... I thank the powers that be I put my drink down on that one! I know exactly what you were saying on that one! ROFL I am actually laughing so hard I have tears!

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/14/2008 1:43:47 PM

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The real question is how many of the femdoms are going to be getting a park bench after being inspired by this......

Well... lol... I love benches. I really do. I love homemade benches for all sorts of things. I was working on a bench or table idea, that I will not be advertising in Hong Kong... but it did have a certain place where some things could be... well... inserted.

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/14/2008 1:46:55 PM

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Lockit, Im just wishing they had shown him tied up in a hogtie and trying to get himself out of his ermmmm predicament
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ok I m liking the thought tho
Are you pondering what Im pondering?
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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/14/2008 1:49:32 PM

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Apparently it is no longer strictly required that a Darwin award be bestowed postumasly.

To qualify one has to simply render themselves sterile, removing their DNA from the gene pool, before having reproduced. Or at least that is what the book of Darwin awards I have says.

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/14/2008 1:55:33 PM

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Lockit, Im just wishing they had shown him tied up in a hogtie and trying to get himself out of his ermmmm predicament
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ok I m liking the thought tho
Are you pondering what Im pondering?
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Hehehe... actually I am a lil worried about all I am thinking! I am planning a move and all new furniture and play stuff... Now, I just want to get on with it so I can have some fun setting everything up and then going out into the community and finding some more toys. But I do have this hog tie thing... I guess I could make my bondage straps before the move... hummm I love shopping for locks too... I must get back to my documents... this is frustrating! lol

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/14/2008 3:03:27 PM

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From reading a post explaining how flash MOSFETs , a storage electronic device, works; to reading one about a man with his cock stuck in a park bench.
That what I call education. lol

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/14/2008 5:33:00 PM

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Welcome to academia.

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/14/2008 5:37:53 PM

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I've 'bench tested' my man-definer numerous times, though, admittedly not in that particular milieu. Perhaps he was reminiscing about some ex-wife, and her intractability, and flung caution to the wind.

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/14/2008 5:40:13 PM

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The real question is how many of the femdoms are going to be getting a park bench after being inspired by this......

I don't know, but I have IKEA wooden folding chairs with slats in the seat.

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/14/2008 5:45:01 PM

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...but the real question is will he write to the bench? Will he call?

Hell hath no fury as a parkbench scorned.........

I cannot see a man just 'leavin' it hangin' '. Know what I am sayin'?

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/14/2008 6:38:47 PM

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Then there is ye ole pirate trick of "putting someone in the hot seat" for interrogation. First you need a chair with part of the seat cut away, so that the privates hang down and then tie the captive to the chair and place both over a pile of hot coals.

A most unhappy individual would then be very forthcoming with the desired information.

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/14/2008 8:21:56 PM

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Thanks to a link from pahunkboy... I found this... some of the stuff on this web site is pretty wild. lol They even have video and you can hear him crying out.

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24174888-38197,00.html

This has happened to me several times.

(For obvious reasons, I now refuse to use lap belts).

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/15/2008 5:10:59 AM

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Well, it is not like the bench has to be all that special just immobile.

If you wanna look at some great "furniture" go here -

http://www.extremerestraints.com/sex-furniture_167/

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