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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/15/2008 9:54:06 AM

Termyn8or

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I don't mean to put a damper on all the fun we're having, but something occurred to me.

What kind of guy does something like this ? For the Women here, would you like to make love with this guy, would it elevate you to the status of the park bench ? Would you feel special due to his attention ?

I mean (I wouldn't go there if this was in the humor section), is that all that matters to guys ? Somewhere to stick it in ? If it's really that bad we're in trouble. That means that everything they do is just to get to stick it in. The flowers, the candy, the dates, all for one purpose. Does he really want to get to know you or is it all a facade, an act perpetrated for one purpose and one purpose only ?

To stick it in. Yup, sounds like this guy is a great lover huh. I don't think he was too worried about if the park bench had an orgasm, do you ?

This is so ridiculous that even trying to be serious some of it sounds like a joke. What kind of background and upbringing would ya figure this guy had ?

I know a guy who was a Father at age 13, I know another guy who always brags about how much pussy he gets and he is married with kids. What happened here ? Or is this just the way it has always been ? Personally I think it is getting worse. People are getting to the point where they don't know their ass from a hole in the ground, and I guess to some, the hole in the ground would look pretty good. There is a website and a song about that subject.

So girls, go with this guy and you are at least as important as a hole in the ground. Appealing isn't it ?

Maybe that's why it is sometimes hard to get a piece of ass.

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/15/2008 10:15:32 AM

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Because of this story I did a lil lookin around. I couldn't do anything indepth as I am rather busy and when around here, just taking a break. I didn't realize... I guess I never thought of it, but there are those that get a fetish about objects. One story that was the one talked about the most was a woman in love with the Berlin wall. Another a man doing a bus bench.

Personally I think this a bit odd and coming from a place I would not want my man coming from. Not that I mind competing with a wall or even one of my benches (! lol) but this is in my mind an illness and I want no part of it. We've had some laughs at a situation and had the man been able to read any of it, I would not have started the thread.

I have a personal lil tid bit I say... a cock is a cock until it functions with a brain and a heart. No insult meant to cocks, I do love them very much, but they mean little to me no matter how pretty (and I do find them pretty) unless their energy comes from a brain and a heart. I do not think that all cocks just need a place to be stuck in (although I wish all cocks could know their pleasure) because some/a lot (covering my tail end here) of cocks are getting their energy from a heart and a brain.

But no... lol... I would not find myself proud to collar, love or do a man with a fetish such as this.

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/15/2008 11:21:39 AM

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Term,

Deity only knows why this guy did something so stupid. He definately is not up to my level of anything other than being used to torment and maybe wash the floors.

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/15/2008 11:22:46 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

Term,

Deity only knows why this guy did something so stupid. He definately is not up to my level of anything other than being used to torment and maybe wash the floors.

...just make sure to hide the furniture first........

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/15/2008 11:26:08 AM

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Oh geez phil, you would have to go and say that!

A chastity device would fix that potential problem.

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/15/2008 3:37:53 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

A chastity device would fix that potential problem.

......just make sure it's not made of wood........

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/15/2008 3:48:02 PM

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Don't y'all think yer being just a li'l rough on this dude, considering the variety of things peeps cram into their various orifices ? Just another day at the ER, after all...

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/15/2008 5:35:11 PM

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maybe he was practising for his Mistress's new CBT board??

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/15/2008 8:39:03 PM

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No wood, a chrome steel device would be good.

http://www.extremerestraints.com/steel-chastity-cock-cage_2260.html

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ORIGINAL: philosophy

quote:

ORIGINAL: Vendaval

A chastity device would fix that potential problem.

......just make sure it's not made of wood........

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/16/2008 5:02:08 AM

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Well THAT DOES IT! gasp.

they just dont make park benches like they used to!

the poor guy- to me is would be worse to have been on tv over this! publicy guys wont say they might- but .....there is always that very horny moment... lol

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/16/2008 7:11:58 AM

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~ Fast Reply ~

I don't know about anyone else, but every time I see this thread I start singing...."Sitting on a park bench...." (Jethro Tull)

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/16/2008 7:52:04 AM

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ORIGINAL: NuevaVida

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I don't know about anyone else, but every time I see this thread I start singing...."Sitting on a park bench...." (Jethro Tull)

Watchin' all the girls; watchin' all the girls go by.......

In his case I expect both sexes were looking at him, more than he at them.

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/16/2008 8:48:47 AM

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/16/2008 6:31:07 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan

Don't y'all think yer being just a li'l rough on this dude, considering the variety of things peeps cram into their various orifices ? Just another day at the ER, after all...

Yes but he can't use the "I slipped in the shower" excuse.

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RE: Man's penis stuck in park bench - 8/16/2008 6:39:42 PM

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I think we were very fair... we did after all give him credit for having a hard on for a very long time!

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