CalifChick
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Joined: 10/28/2007 From: California Status: offline
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Well, start with a really big shirt... hey! If you're Siamese twins (pc: conjoined twins) that were never separated, do you have to buy two airline tickets? After all, if you cannot detach from another person, can they really consider you two people? And what if they don't have two seats together? Can you imagine that conversation? "No ma'am, you cannot split us up, I know everybody says that, but really, you just can't do it, well, not without an anesthesiologist and a whole bunch of surgeons." Cali
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AKA "The Undisputed Goddess of Sarcasm", "Big Bad Cali" and "Yum Bum". Advisor to the Subbie Mafia, founding member of the W.A.C. and the Judgmental Bitches Brigade, member of the Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's and Team Troll
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