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DesFIP -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/22/2008 6:15:35 PM)
Hey, he was willing to let you breathe. What more could you ask for?

kittengirl8 -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/22/2008 6:30:27 PM)
No, he would let you inhale. Exhaling was different.

tsatske -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/22/2008 6:38:19 PM)
quote: Another said hed pay me 50,000 to kill myself, then have my body shipped to him, apparently Id make a great "stuffed doll" what the hell were you going to do with the 50,000? OTOH, as illegeal contracts are unenforcable, I might have been tempted to take him up on - uhm - half of the deal? (I am assumeing he was paying in advance? because, again, - what the hell are you going to do with the money, otherwise?)

DesFIP -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/24/2008 8:21:52 AM)
I just got one that said in its entirely, and I quote "anal massage?". I don't know exactly what he wanted to massage or to have massaged or who he imagined would be the massage therepist and I don't want to find out.

suhlut -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/24/2008 8:46:36 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP I just got one that said in it's entirely, and I quote "anal massage?". I don't know exactly what he wanted to massage or to have massaged or who he imagined would be the massage therepist and I don't want to find out. lol..it sounds like the same guy messaged me with this: "yes i am very willing to have you enjoy the anal beads massage - you sound lovely in new york " unfortunately.. i DID respond, and it turns out he is a guy that really is into the idea of giving anal stimulation, licking, anal bead fun, ect, and when i questioned him why he calls himself a Dom when every indication he gave was that he was a sub, he wrote back that yes, he is a sub, but that others told him to list himself as being a Dom, because of his interest in giving anal stimulation... i gave up..and havent written back[&o]

Aileen1968 -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/24/2008 9:04:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP I just got one that said in its entirely, and I quote "anal massage?". I don't know exactly what he wanted to massage or to have massaged or who he imagined would be the massage therepist and I don't want to find out. How could you have turned that offer down? I mean, seriously...

sunshinedreams -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/24/2008 9:54:56 AM)
I had one that said, "are you a bitch in heat?" LMAO I'm still not quite sure what that was all about. I just replied, "it's irrelevent to you."

opposingtwilight -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/24/2008 4:33:46 PM)
Just now ... " give me your phone # if you seek true love"

simpleplan2 -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/24/2008 4:39:19 PM)
What are you waiting for? True love is a phone call away.

SubtleDifference -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/24/2008 7:25:28 PM)
I just received this one tonight.... "Are you interested in playing a grand dame who gets pied ala the 3 stooges pie fight?" I'm wondering now what kind of pie...cause if it's chocolate I might have to reconsider my answer. [sm=duck.gif]

kittengirl8 -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/24/2008 7:55:03 PM)
Subtle. You should ask. If it is chocolate or pumpkin, send him my way. I really want pie.

SubtleDifference -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/25/2008 4:30:29 AM)
kitten - if it's pumpkin, you have a deal. If it's chocolate, you have an open invitation to come on over...I'll share!

desertdancer -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/25/2008 5:10:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: hopelessfool There was a canible in Australia, who wanted to mail me drugs to paralize limbs so I could cut them off roast them on cam and then eat them, and mail him the rest... Sadly,, I can openly say, I declined every one. And Boy am I glad you did ! I moved from the U.S. to marry that guy thanking you VERY much. I don't care that I now have to type with my toes here in OZ because He ate my fingers then my arms. What a lucky girl I am ! winks I once had a Submissive boy write to me and ask if I would cut off all my hair and ship it to him so he could wear it as a wing. And I once had a guy ask me if I would belly dance whilst standing on his nuts. I tease you not. I dunno why I get all the submissive males...I'm so not a Mistress.

kittengirl8 -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/25/2008 8:44:52 AM)
I get a lot of submissive males too. I'm not sure if I've posted any of those... have I?

Lynnxz -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/25/2008 9:07:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SubtleDifference I just received this one tonight.... "Are you interested in playing a grand dame who gets pied ala the 3 stooges pie fight?" I'm wondering now what kind of pie...cause if it's chocolate I might have to reconsider my answer. [sm=duck.gif] That guy's contacted a domme friend of mine... he even sent all the pies to her house. O.o

SubtleDifference -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/25/2008 10:46:59 AM)
Lynnxz, were they chocolate? [;)]

kittengirl8 -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/25/2008 11:11:29 AM)
Yes, Lynn, inquiring minds really want to know. Especially since I haven't had lunch yet and I'm hungry.

opposingtwilight -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/25/2008 1:18:33 PM)
"mmhmmm . oh you want more. good.. ill be serving you my man paste for breakfast lunch and dinner on a plate watching you lick it clean..hmmmm you think you're funny. you wont be laughing when i tie you up on your bed and serve you a restricted of my man flavored cocktail all weekend. do youunderstand slave?" Is this even a request? (Is still shuddering at the notion of "man paste". [:'(])

suhlut -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/25/2008 8:25:24 PM)
my latest: "Hey,i am king form my village i am look for woman who we love me and i we love she. How are you doing? Your profile is really interesting and friendship with you is something i'll treasure, do you want friendship with me? i am in search for a sincere and honest lady to be with,someone i am gonna love and get same in returns,please do let me know if you are still single,i would love to have a private chat with you,here is my yahoo account...********* have a nice life ahead. Hope to hear from you soon. Bless You. pls get back to me. you can give me call *********** or give you own phone " Ya know.. i always wanted to be a princess and someday a queen..seems this is my chance!

kittengirl8 -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/25/2008 8:38:56 PM)
It's not a relationship demand, but it was a message I just remembered (and went to find to see how long ago it as). I didn't respond, because I thought, well... you'll see: Good evening hon I am adrienne a real slave who has served her Master 10 years now. I am just here for chat. WHy are you on collarme? If you seek real it wont happen on a website like this. If youd like some advice from a very experienced slave id be glad to help. I have messenger at <email removed cause I'm kind of nice...> Id love to help adrienne As I was reading I was thinking. "Why are YOU on here? Also, Ms. Genius, I have this strange adoration of apostrophes. Use them."

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