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kiwisub12 -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/26/2008 5:26:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: opposingtwilight "mmhmmm . oh you want more. good.. ill be serving you my man paste for breakfast lunch and dinner on a plate watching you lick it clean..hmmmm you think you're funny. you wont be laughing when i tie you up on your bed and serve you a restricted of my man flavored cocktail all weekend. do youunderstand slave?" Is this even a request? (Is still shuddering at the notion of "man paste". [:'(]) manpaste? is that the stuff that accumulates under the foreskin if not cleaned regularly? yum [:'(] [8\|]

wideeyedinnocent -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/26/2008 5:29:18 PM)
ha. I got this EXACT same email. Pretty sure everyone has...so lame.

catize -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/26/2008 8:17:37 PM)
I think I've shared this one before. It was a looong fantasy and he repeatedly wrote that he would lick my "erroneous" zones. I had fun imagining that: "oops, not there!; nope, wrong again! NO! but you''re getting close" !!!

DesFIP -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/26/2008 8:27:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kittengirl8 It's not a relationship demand, but it was a message I just remembered (and went to find to see how long ago it as). I didn't respond, because I thought, well... you'll see: Good evening hon I am adrienne a real slave who has served her Master 10 years now. I am just here for chat . WHy are you on collarme? If you seek real it wont happen on a website like this. If youd like some advice from a very experienced slave id be glad to help. I have messenger at <email removed cause I'm kind of nice...> Id love to help adrienne As I was reading I was thinking. "Why are YOU on here? Also, Ms. Genius, I have this strange adoration of apostrophes. Use them." She left out a couple of things. Like she's just here to chat to girls so she can get them to do a threesome with her Master. And that the way to find real is to be her Master's newest playmate. And the advice she would give would be to come service her Master. And she'd love to have you clean the bathroom instead of her. That kind of stuff. Glad I could fill it in! (No, I'm not cynical, much!)

FaerieQueene -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/26/2008 9:58:56 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kiwisub12 quote: ORIGINAL: opposingtwilight "mmhmmm . oh you want more. good.. ill be serving you my man paste for breakfast lunch and dinner on a plate watching you lick it clean..hmmmm you think you're funny. you wont be laughing when i tie you up on your bed and serve you a restricted of my man flavored cocktail all weekend. do youunderstand slave?" Is this even a request? (Is still shuddering at the notion of "man paste". [:'(]) manpaste? is that the stuff that accumulates under the foreskin if not cleaned regularly? yum [:'(] [8\|] Smegma. Thank you to my ex-future-mother-in-law for that one. I had nightmares for a week. [sm=eeew.gif]

kiwisub12 -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/27/2008 9:44:28 AM)
hehe - i would have loved to have been a fly on the walll for THAT conversation! What could have possibly bought that up in a conversation?

FaerieQueene -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/27/2008 10:02:53 AM)
Ya know, little boys, circumcision, hygiene, my ex.... somehow they were all related. Bless her heart, there is no topic that is filtered for polite company with her. This was mild compared to some other things she brought up. :P Another initial relationship demand.... or bribe really: being "cnt fcked until I bleed"..... I don't see the appeal, but maybe that's just me.

kiwisub12 -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/27/2008 10:05:41 AM)
Umm ... me neither - that just sounds painful .. and not in a good way! [:'(] [8\|]

antipode -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/27/2008 2:31:14 PM)
Men's batteries, or so I hear, don't last as long as the ones in a vibrator, though... and won't fast charge, either [8D]

PrincessJ77 -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/27/2008 3:21:37 PM)
I just received this one. His profile reads like excerpts from Literotica. "THE MAIN THEME BEHIND ALL OF MY TRAINING IS TO MAKE A SUB UNINHIBTED IN ACTUALIZING HER SUBMISSIVE SELF... I WANT HER TO BE ABLE TO FREELY MOAN AND WHINE AND WIMPER ,YELL,SCREAM, AND ORGASM, IN THE SAME WAY SHE WOULD WITH ME ALONE, EVEN IF 1000 PEOPLE WERE WATCHING.. I WANT YOU TO LOSE YOURSELF WITH ME AND NOT WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD... I WANT OUR TIME TOGETHER TO BE VIEWED AS AN ESCAPE. IF YOU READ MY PROFILE, YOU SAW THAT I WANT A SUB TO ORGASM MANY TIMES, AS SHE WOULD HAVE EARNED THEM... TO ME, THIS IS ANOTHER ESENCE OF TRAINING---TO EARN YOUR ORGASMS SO YOU CAN RELISH AND CHERISH THEM MORE... I WANT YOU TO ENJOY YOUR SUBMISSIVENESS AND NOT FEEL GUILTY IN ANY WAY ABOUT IT.. ITS PART OF YOU AND NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF.. THERE REALLY IS SO MUCH TO EVERYTHING......." The last line cracked me up. Too bad he didn't feel the same way about spell check that he feels about ALL CAPS.

kittengirl8 -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/27/2008 5:28:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DesFIP quote: ORIGINAL: kittengirl8 It's not a relationship demand, but it was a message I just remembered (and went to find to see how long ago it as). I didn't respond, because I thought, well... you'll see: Good evening hon I am adrienne a real slave who has served her Master 10 years now. I am just here for chat . WHy are you on collarme? If you seek real it wont happen on a website like this. If youd like some advice from a very experienced slave id be glad to help. I have messenger at <email removed cause I'm kind of nice...> Id love to help adrienne As I was reading I was thinking. "Why are YOU on here? Also, Ms. Genius, I have this strange adoration of apostrophes. Use them." She left out a couple of things. Like she's just here to chat to girls so she can get them to do a threesome with her Master. And that the way to find real is to be her Master's newest playmate. And the advice she would give would be to come service her Master. And she'd love to have you clean the bathroom instead of her. That kind of stuff. Glad I could fill it in! (No, I'm not cynical, much!) smacks her forehead Why didn't I think of that? Gosh, I'm so silly.

pixidustpet -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/27/2008 5:52:39 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FaerieQueene Ya know, little boys, circumcision, hygiene, my ex.... somehow they were all related. Bless her heart, there is no topic that is filtered for polite company with her. This was mild compared to some other things she brought up. :P Another initial relationship demand.... or bribe really: being "cnt fcked until I bleed"..... I don't see the appeal, but maybe that's just me. snorts you hit most women on the right day, and you can be screwed till you bleed. gimme a break. the guy prolly has some little bitty winkie, and his last g/f started her monthly and gave him the big buildup "oh honey you did me so good you made me BLEED!!" i had an absolute talent for starting the day Daddy was going to come visit me. fortunately that sort of thing doesnt bother him in the least. kitten

FaerieQueene -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/27/2008 11:40:28 PM)
Actually, the "offer" was from a woman. scratches head

stella41b -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/29/2008 4:19:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kiwisub12 quote: ORIGINAL: opposingtwilight "mmhmmm . oh you want more. good.. ill be serving you my man paste for breakfast lunch and dinner on a plate watching you lick it clean..hmmmm you think you're funny. you wont be laughing when i tie you up on your bed and serve you a restricted of my man flavored cocktail all weekend. do youunderstand slave?" Is this even a request? (Is still shuddering at the notion of "man paste". [:'(]) manpaste? is that the stuff that accumulates under the foreskin if not cleaned regularly? yum [:'(] [8\|] No, that's apparently knob cheese.

simpleplan2 -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/29/2008 7:04:04 PM)
Sounds like that guys was REALLY EXCITED to be on a BDSM WEBSITE and email a LIVE SUBMISSIVE. Everytime I read a message in all caps, it reminds me of that line in MIB when the marine stands up and says they "WANT THE BEST OF THE BEST OF THE BEST, SIR,"and WIll smith remarks that the guy has no idea why they are all there.

HalfShyHalfWild -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/29/2008 7:24:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BeIgnited I had one just the other day who claimed to be a vampire prince who wanted to "eat" me. And I'm still not entirely sure what he meant by "eat". LOL! I'm so crushed now. I thought he wanted to eat me! I can say that was one of the weirder ones.

FaerieQueene -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/29/2008 7:49:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: simpleplan2 Sounds like that guys was REALLY EXCITED to be on a BDSM WEBSITE and email a LIVE SUBMISSIVE. Everytime I read a message in all caps, it reminds me of that line in MIB when the marine stands up and says they "WANT THE BEST OF THE BEST OF THE BEST, SIR,"and WIll smith remarks that the guy has no idea why they are all there. I'm never going to be able to see all caps in messages without thinking of that scene... Funny thing is, I occasionally quote that line, and I just get funny looks. Good to know I'm not the only one who remembers it [:D]

HalfShyHalfWild -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/29/2008 7:54:33 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: softhearted No one else got the "Would you like to be my secretary?" one? The guy from Boston I think, or somewhere up on the North East? Twice now! [8\|]

Ialdabaoth -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (9/30/2008 7:45:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: pixidustpet snorts you hit most women on the right day, and you can be screwed till you bleed. gimme a break. the guy prolly has some little bitty winkie, and his last g/f started her monthly and gave him the big buildup "oh honey you did me so good you made me BLEED!!" Incidentally, with as much as most women claim to not be size-queens, comments like this always give me a bit of pause.

velvetluxe -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (10/15/2008 4:27:16 AM)
I wish I'd kept this one... A recent missive was sent from Hong Kong, horribly misspelled (which annoyed me straight off the bat) and in broken English told me that if I were 'accepted' as his slave that he would treat me like a "princess- no bills to worry" and I would be required to do "everyday yoga and pilates class to make extremely flexible. I like my woman to be like sex doll and me to move her into many position I want." In shock, I deleted it. Now I wish I hadn't, for sh*ts and giggles.

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