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Rhodes85 -> RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received (11/18/2009 6:58:08 PM)
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OP, i'd say that woman that messaged you was a certified nutjob...
'The second was: You would be the perfect girl for me if only you were shorter, at my expense would you mind having surgery to remove part of your leg bones to be shorter? '
Wow....I wonder how he would find a surgeon that would actually do that...
'Another said hed pay me 50,000 to kill myself, then have my body shipped to him, apparently Id make a great "stuffed doll" '
I wonder what the point of the money was..I mean dead people don't spend money so....?
'Hmms... what else, oh There was a canible in Australia, who wanted to mail me drugs to paralize limbs so I could cut them off roast them on cam and then eat them, and mail him the rest... '
If your limbs were paralyzed how did he expect you to be able to cut them off? lol he really thought that one through eh
'Another wanted me to move to the other side of the country so he could roast me on a spit... '
I've heard people say a woman looked good enough to eat but this guy takes it a little too literally ;)
'If I get that message, I'm totally giving directions to the nearest police station. '
I have a better idea... if I ever get that message i'm giving him directions to the nearest hells angels clubhouse [:D]
'Third was: Have you ever used an entire chicken during play, Id love to double fist you then shove a chicken in your cunt, then proceed to fill it with stuffing. '
That gives new meaning to the phrase 'i'm stuffed like a thanksgiving turkey' its also rather disturbing that I happened to be eating a piece of chicken while I read that. I think that killed my appetite for awhile. I would have told him to go cluck himself.
''you will never be allowed to eat brocolli again''
I think thats the one most likely to actually be accepted [:D]
'Maybe he'll settle for cremation and a niche in the wall?'
Perhaps you should refer him to the person that wanted to get embalmed and stuffed? [:D]
'Didn't read through the whole thread, so sorry if someone else had the same thing, and I'm not original. I was asked to come to Vancouver, marry a Chinese national, so she could come to the USA, and in return, I would be feminized and serve her as a female slave the rest of my life. She would require me at some point to have implants and SRS. '
Uhh actually that ones not so funny. I'd bet that person was probably working for the triads or something. You've got to watch that kind of thing online.
'Calling yourself a lesbian, and sending me a picture of yourself looking like santa, is bad trolling. '
Indeed. He should have been smart enough to post a pic of Mrs Claus instead [:D]
'That guy's contacted a domme friend of mine... he even sent all the pies to her house. O.o '
She didn't eat them did she...? [:'(]
The strangest line I ever got (not on here, on facebook actually) was from a woman in Toronto who sent me a message asking if 'you are the guy who I met at a concert in Toronto that wanted to make me your sub' was how I think she put it. I actually wondered for a few minutes if that was me because I actually was in Toronto at the time this supposedly happened, was drunk off my ass for a week and don't remember a whole lot about what happend. So naturally I thought it might have been at first. Apparently not though. I asked the guys I was there with ;) and theres the always popular 'if you were a hippie and I was a tree how would you hug my wood?' line.... a strange message to get from a woman....
There was also the idiot who sent me a message in German that was so badly written that it obviously came from an internet translator, while including a picture of a fake Australian passport...note 'her' profile said she was from Zurich [:D]
The strangest (or most amusing rather) message anyone else I know ever got was when a guy on alt emailed a female friend of mine telling her he was 'high up in the angels and can give you anything if you submit to me. but if you refuse i'll put a hit on you' I say it was amusing because in an ironic twist, several of her relatives really are high ranking members of the angels. Apparently he deleted his account when she told him such [:D]
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