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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/22/2008 6:15:35 PM   
DesFIP


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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/22/2008 6:30:27 PM   
kittengirl8


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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/22/2008 6:38:19 PM   
tsatske


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quote:

Another said hed pay me 50,000 to kill myself, then have my body shipped to him, apparently Id make a great "stuffed doll"


what the hell were you going to do with the 50,000?

OTOH, as illegeal contracts are unenforcable, I might have been tempted to take him up on - uhm - half of the deal? (I am assumeing he was paying in advance? because, again, - what the hell are you going to do with the money, otherwise?)

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/24/2008 8:21:52 AM   
DesFIP


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Status: offline 		I just got one that said in its entirely, and I quote "anal massage?". I don't know exactly what he wanted to massage or to have massaged or who he imagined would be the massage therepist and I don't want to find out.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/24/2008 8:46:36 AM   
suhlut


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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

I just got one that said in it's entirely, and I quote "anal massage?". I don't know exactly what he wanted to massage or to have massaged or who he imagined would be the massage therepist and I don't want to find out.


lol..it sounds like the same guy messaged me with this:

"yes i am very willing to have you enjoy the anal beads massage - you sound lovely in new york "

unfortunately.. i DID respond, and it turns out he is a guy that really is into the idea of giving anal stimulation, licking, anal bead fun, ect, and when i questioned him why he calls himself a Dom when every indication he gave was that he was a sub, he wrote back that yes, he is a sub, but that others told him to list himself as being a Dom, because of his interest in giving anal stimulation...

i gave up..and havent written back

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/24/2008 9:04:09 AM   
Aileen1968


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quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP

I just got one that said in its entirely, and I quote "anal massage?". I don't know exactly what he wanted to massage or to have massaged or who he imagined would be the massage therepist and I don't want to find out.


How could you have turned that offer down?  I mean, seriously...

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/24/2008 9:54:56 AM   
sunshinedreams


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Status: offline 		I had one that said, "are you a bitch in heat?" LMAO I'm still not quite sure what that was all about. I just replied, "it's irrelevent to you."

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/24/2008 4:33:46 PM   
opposingtwilight


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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/24/2008 4:39:19 PM   
simpleplan2


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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/24/2008 7:25:28 PM   
SubtleDifference


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Status: offline 		I just received this one tonight....

"Are you interested in playing a grand dame who gets pied ala the 3 stooges pie fight?"

I'm wondering now what kind of pie...cause if it's chocolate I might have to reconsider my answer.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/24/2008 7:55:03 PM   
kittengirl8


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Status: offline 		Subtle. You should ask. If it is chocolate or pumpkin, send him my way. I really want pie.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/25/2008 4:30:29 AM   
SubtleDifference


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Status: offline 		kitten - if it's pumpkin, you have a deal. If it's chocolate, you have an open invitation to come on over...I'll share!

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/25/2008 5:10:14 AM   
desertdancer


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ORIGINAL: hopelessfool







There was a canible in Australia, who wanted  to mail me drugs to paralize limbs so I could cut them off roast them on cam and then eat them, and mail him the rest...


Sadly,, I can openly say, I declined every one.



And Boy am I glad you did ! I moved from the U.S. to marry that guy thanking you VERY much.  I don't care that I now have to type with my toes here in OZ because He ate my fingers then my arms.

What a lucky girl I am !

*winks*

I once had a Submissive boy write to me and ask if I would cut off all my hair and ship it to him so he could wear it as a wing.

And I once had a guy ask me if I would belly dance whilst standing on his nuts.  I tease you not.

I dunno why I get all the submissive males...I'm so not a Mistress.


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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/25/2008 8:44:52 AM   
kittengirl8


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Status: offline 		I get a lot of submissive males too. I'm not sure if I've posted any of those... have I?

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/25/2008 9:07:47 AM   
Lynnxz


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quote:

ORIGINAL: SubtleDifference

I just received this one tonight....

"Are you interested in playing a grand dame who gets pied ala the 3 stooges pie fight?"

I'm wondering now what kind of pie...cause if it's chocolate I might have to reconsider my answer.


That guy's contacted a domme friend of mine... he even sent all the pies to her house. O.o


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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/25/2008 10:46:59 AM   
SubtleDifference


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Status: offline 		Lynnxz, were they chocolate?

< Message edited by SubtleDifference -- 9/25/2008 10:47:36 AM >

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/25/2008 11:11:29 AM   
kittengirl8


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Status: offline 		Yes, Lynn, inquiring minds really want to know.

Especially since I haven't had lunch yet and I'm hungry.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/25/2008 1:18:33 PM   
opposingtwilight


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Status: offline 		"mmhmmm . oh you want more. good.. ill be serving you my man paste for breakfast lunch and dinner on a plate watching you lick it clean..hmmmm you think you're funny. you wont be laughing when i tie you up on your bed and serve you a restricted of my man flavored cocktail all weekend. do youunderstand slave?"

Is this even a request?

(Is still shuddering at the notion of "man paste". )

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/25/2008 8:25:24 PM   
suhlut


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Status: offline 		my latest:


"Hey,i am king form my village i am look for woman who we love me and i we love she.
How are you doing? Your profile is really interesting and friendship with you is something i'll treasure, do you want friendship with me? i am in search for a sincere and honest lady to be with,someone i am gonna love and get same in returns,please do let me know if you are still single,i would love to have a private chat with you,here is my yahoo account...*********** have a nice life ahead. Hope to hear from you soon.
Bless You. pls get back to me. you can give me call ************* or give you own phone "

Ya know.. i always wanted to be a princess and someday a queen..seems this is my chance!

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/25/2008 8:38:56 PM   
kittengirl8


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Status: offline 		It's not a relationship demand, but it was a message I just remembered (and went to find to see how long ago it as). I didn't respond, because I thought, well... you'll see:

Good evening hon I am adrienne a real slave who has served her Master 10 years now. I am just here for chat. WHy are you on collarme? If you seek real it wont happen on a website like this. If youd like some advice from a very experienced slave id be glad to help. I have messenger at <email removed cause I'm kind of nice...> Id love to help adrienne

As I was reading I was thinking. "Why are YOU on here? Also, Ms. Genius, I have this strange adoration of apostrophes. Use them."

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