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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/18/2008 10:38:17 PM   
FaerieQueene


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Status: offline 		I got the impression that it was more "stir-fry" sized pieces of food. There was also mention of mushy things.... like bananas... made my head spin a bit, and not in a good post-orgasmic way. 

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/18/2008 11:51:30 PM   
Calikitty2483


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Status: offline 		i have to say this thread has had me giggling since i started reading it...i have tears pouring out of my eyes from laughing too hard..thank you to everyone that has posted...very entertaining...i have had the dog ones..and the move away to such and such..but the "turducken" had me giggling so hard...this thread cheered me up so much.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/19/2008 9:55:30 AM   
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Status: offline 		I got one a few minutes ago that made me start laughing. This guy wanted to know would I watch him take a shit (his words, not mine!) via the wonders of the webcam.

Man, I don't want to see that from someone I've been with for years, let alone never met.

Nothing dashes my romantic notions like considering that.


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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/19/2008 11:47:11 AM   
softhearted


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Status: offline 		No one else got the "Would you like to be my secretary?" one?

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/19/2008 11:57:01 AM   
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Status: offline 		Wait...what the hell is turducken....seriously.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/19/2008 12:26:00 PM   
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ORIGINAL: VivaciousSub

I got one a few minutes ago that made me start laughing. This guy wanted to know would I watch him take a shit (his words, not mine!) via the wonders of the webcam.

Man, I don't want to see that from someone I've been with for years, let alone never met.

Nothing dashes my romantic notions like considering that.




I got that one, too!

A few weeks later the same guy said he'd be in my city for a few days and wanted to know if we could get together. Even offered pictures, the gentleman.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/19/2008 12:53:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BeIgnited

quote:

ORIGINAL: VivaciousSub

I got one a few minutes ago that made me start laughing. This guy wanted to know would I watch him take a shit (his words, not mine!) via the wonders of the webcam.

Man, I don't want to see that from someone I've been with for years, let alone never met.

Nothing dashes my romantic notions like considering that.




I got that one, too!

A few weeks later the same guy said he'd be in my city for a few days and wanted to know if we could get together. Even offered pictures, the gentleman.



Please post warnings not to be drinking tea while reading these letters...

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/19/2008 1:04:55 PM   
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ORIGINAL: PrincessJ77

I'll take your spinach, anyone want my Brussels sprouts?


mmmm brussels sprouts, you can have the spinach! 

kitten

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/19/2008 1:08:57 PM   
pixidustpet


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ORIGINAL: persephonee

Wait...what the hell is turducken....seriously.


turkey with a duck inside....with a chicken inside of the duck.

the duck and chicken are boned-out, and there's generally some sort of stuffing between the layers of the meats.  the turkey has the leg and wing bones left in as i remember.

its definitely a southern thang, although there's arguments about where it originated.

kitten

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/19/2008 8:06:35 PM   
tasha_tart


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ORIGINAL: catize

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 24/4 


Okay, I can see Sunday he'd be at church but what's he doin' the other two days?



Well, 24/4 could just be a dirty long weekend, I suppose...Friday to Monday maybe?

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/19/2008 9:04:03 PM   
ISOHOH49


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Status: offline 		ok I have to add this one.

I had this guy (not on this site) ask if I like to wear pantyhose. I 'm old school so I still wear them, bare legs in heel just do not look right to me. so he tells me how much he like to see a woman wear them....not a problem so far.  Than he ask if I would wear them to bed if order.  Ok not the most comforable sleep wear but I did not see a real problem with that.  Than she goes on to say that he like have sex with me while i'm wearing them. Now I'm thinking  it will have to be the cheat one because you are not putting a hole in my good pantyhoes.

I didn't see any real problem with his request, just a little odd nothing else.

Than he said, by the way I would be wearing pantyhoes also and we can have sex together with them on.

Some how I do not want to see my Sir, in any item that are made for girls. 


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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/19/2008 9:17:57 PM   
babbblin


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Status: offline 		Met a really nice guy.  He was big and ....well he was a in all appeareances a "real man".  He introduces himself, we have coffee, exchange numbers...everything is good.  The next weekend we agree to go out.  He comes to my parents house to pick me up because it was more convient.  Shows up in a suit....all smiles and charm.....so i am just gidy.  Impresses my parents by planing on the piano and singing gospel music.  The evening progresses.  Later on at dinner he drinks at least 7 mixed drinks and tells me he is a pastor at his local church.  Then he changed it too two churches.  Then starts to tell me about his wife.  No big deal...i had lost interest after the 4th drink....that means i lost interest 30 minutes after the dinner started.  He takes me back to my hotel after dinner (i drive).  After explaining in great detail that NOTHING was going to happen i allow him in.  He lays on my bed (fully dressed) raisies his legs in the air and holds them apart and tells me he would be willing to do anything for me.  i laugh...thinking he is joking....then he tells me i can f*ck in the ass if i wanted too.  i say no thanks.  Then he ask me if he could wear my panties and possibly call a male (he said brother for some reason) so they could f*ck him in the ass.  It took some creative thinking but i got him out of my room quickly.  i guess the going out with a Crossdressing, Alcoholic, Bisexual married preacher is ONE of my strangest moments....sigh.....i have many more. 

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/19/2008 9:21:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		And people wonder why I'm so hesitant to meet ....

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/19/2008 9:23:09 PM   
christine1


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Status: offline 		oh the turducken...that reminds me

had a guy, the first time i invited him over to my place and on the drive there, which was after months of dating, tell me that he wanted stove top stuffing and a funnel.  i asked him what for and he patted his ass.  i made a u turn and took him back to his apt.  it was awkward but no way in hell was i going to stuff my first human turkey.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/19/2008 9:30:59 PM   
babbblin


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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/19/2008 10:03:39 PM   
Lynnxz


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Note to trolls.

When trolling as a lesbian, searching for 'fine ass bitches like yourself': please remember to complete the following tasks

1) Create a new profile- one that does not have an obviously male name... and one that doesn't have that pretty blue tint to it on the CMail.

2) Steal a photo. However, be careful that it is not-
  a) The female you are trying to hook up with
  b) A photo of a well known celebrity
  c) You. Please remember you are a 58 year old balding male, and will never pass for a lesbian.

3) Spell Lesbian correctly. Lesbane, Lesbain are not acceptable

4) Make sure your profile does not mention looking for 'travel companions' - who you will pay the fat sum of 100 dollars a week.


< Message edited by Lynnxz -- 9/19/2008 10:05:12 PM >

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/19/2008 10:05:37 PM   
brokenmind


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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

Hahaha-

Note to trolls.

When trolling as a lesbian, searching for 'fine ass bitches like yourself': please remember to complete the following tasks

1) Create a new profile- one that does not have an obviously male name... and one that doesn't have that pretty blue tint to it on the CMail.

2) Steal a photo. However, be careful that it is not-
  a) The female you are trying to hook up with
  b) A photo of a well known celebrity
  c) You. Please remember you are a 58 year old balding male, and will never pass for a lesbian.

3) Spell Lesbian correctly. Lesbane, Lesbain are not acceptable



You forgot...

Your you're and other such things like never putting caps where they belong or putting them where they don't.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/19/2008 10:06:54 PM   
Lynnxz


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Status: offline 		No, bad grammar is just bad grammar.

Calling yourself a lesbian, and sending me a picture of yourself looking like santa, is bad trolling.

< Message edited by Lynnxz -- 9/19/2008 10:18:44 PM >

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/19/2008 10:16:36 PM   
zakkan


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ORIGINAL: Lynnxz

Calling yourself a lesbian, and sending me a picture of yourself looking like santa, is bad trolling.



That's not bad trolling, that's just being unbelievably stupid!


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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/22/2008 3:50:44 PM   
writerly808


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Status: offline 		I just got this: "want to build a human dairy cow needed can you be milkable?"
 
I'm sure I can be, and I'm aware that there are ways to lactate sans pregnancy, but the utter lack of coherency in that is off-putting, as is the word "build".
 
Also have recently gotten a message from someone with a bunch of demands, including humilation (am NOT into), who said that as his sub I would "exist only to serve him" but he would allow for some vanilla aspects. For some reason, I'm guessing that my art and writing wouldn't fall under "allowed". xP

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