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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/15/2008 11:19:00 PM   
PrincessJ77


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Does she have a dark/taboo side of desires/experiences? :)))

My response:
Does he sound creepy, or what?

Still not sure what the icon at the end is.  A smiley with a double chin??


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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/15/2008 11:25:49 PM   
PrincessJ77


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I think you truly want to be my little fuck toy you naughty little whore.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/15/2008 11:53:47 PM   
BKSir


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quote:

ORIGINAL: fearghus

I'm a guy ... and a switch at that.  So initial contact PMs are exceedingly rare for me ...

But a (female) friend of mine on a VANILLA dating site once got a message from a gentleman going by the nic "itchy ball sac" and the message was simply "Nuts on the loose over here!  Come check 'em out!"


Not exactly sure I'd have used the term 'gentleman' for him, but, uh... yeah... >.<


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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/16/2008 12:03:08 AM   
BKSir


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quote:

ORIGINAL: LonDom61

A guy from New Jersey offered to come to my place for no strings housework.  Something about how straight male Doms were the top of the food chain (analogy, not his words), so he was drawn to offer them his abject service, blah, blah, blah.   Edited to add perspective: I live in Canada, not far from Detroit.  ie a biggish jaunt from NJ




Quite frankly, if someone offered that to me, I'd probably take them up on it.  God knows the place could use some work, and I don't feel like doing it. "What?  You mean, all you want to do is come over and clean up my house for me?  Uh....  SURE!  Hell, I'll even make you some dinner!"


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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/16/2008 5:29:46 AM   
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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/16/2008 5:58:41 AM   
BeIgnited


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quote:

ORIGINAL: puppen

I was once asked to cover my arms in mascara and stroke them on webcam, "like a dirty Italian bitch".



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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/16/2008 10:00:11 AM   
Monkeyontuesday


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Status: offline 		I got one last night that had a very detailed description of my slavery (no offense to anyone.. But I'm far too egotistical to ever consider that...) and that I would be "fucked by anyone I choose anytime I choose in every filthy hole for our amusement", in addition to licking shoes and being chained by my neck 24/7.

Then another sent me a paragraph talking about how I would always fantasize about having him inside me (in incredibly explicit detail, even for me.. Which I give him kudos for 'cause making me blush is hard.. haha) and how I would be allowed to feel him through his pants in public all the time... Which all seems nice, except he was extremely overweight, old enough to be my father and had a lazy eye. Now, if it were Brad Pitt, that's a different story...

Edited cause I can't type.

< Message edited by Monkeyontuesday -- 9/16/2008 10:15:56 AM >

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/16/2008 10:07:22 AM   
zakkan


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Status: offline 		It will definitely be different if the one sending all these strange messages were stars. If Angelina Jolie sent me such messages... Hell, I'll even do that marble egg thing 

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/16/2008 10:39:32 AM   
Catilicious


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quote:

ORIGINAL: zakkan

It will definitely be different if the one sending all these strange messages were stars. If Angelina Jolie sent me such messages... Hell, I'll even do that marble egg thing 


Same here!

There's apparently no creepy love for switches. I changed my profile to "dominant" the other day and have gotten more one-liners and boring messages than I did as a switch.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/16/2008 1:14:28 PM   
natty08


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Status: offline 		But my all time favorite is still the guy who wants you to stick a marble egg up your hooha, then lay it like a chicken. Lots of the ladies heard from him.

I heard from him totally random dude who is on my block list now LOL

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/16/2008 1:21:05 PM   
BKSir


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quote:

ORIGINAL: puppen

I was once asked to cover my arms in mascara and stroke them on webcam, "like a dirty Italian bitch".




Okay, now, uh...  yeah...  see, I tend to think myself fairly open minded about things, and realize that there are a lot of activities that shouldn't turn someone on, but they do anyway.  This however...  I tried to think about it, for a while even, but NOTHING about this request makes any sense!  1+1=Albatross?  O.o


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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/16/2008 1:25:05 PM   
OttersSwim


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quote:

ORIGINAL: puppen

I was once asked to cover my arms in mascara and stroke them on webcam, "like a dirty Italian bitch".




Momma Mia!!


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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/16/2008 1:41:38 PM   
BKSir


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quote:

ORIGINAL: OttersSwim

quote:

ORIGINAL: puppen

I was once asked to cover my arms in mascara and stroke them on webcam, "like a dirty Italian bitch".




Momma Mia!!



Sorry, no, Abba is one of my Hard Limits. 


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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/16/2008 2:34:58 PM   
caro44


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Status: offline 		I have read this entire thread and have never laughed so hard in my life. Sadly or maybe gladly I don't get thises kind og notes.  ****Sigh**** Oh well.

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/16/2008 4:03:45 PM   
bipolarber


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Status: offline 		Some years ago I was contacted through an AOL IM... (gives you some idea of how long ago...) Anyway, it was from a gay man on the other side of the city, who already had two other guys in his "household" and thought that I might be interested in being #3. He also outlined what my duties would be... pretty much I'd be the low man on the totem pole, and would have to do all the housework... but no sex.

Gosh, how could I pass up such a generous offer?

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/16/2008 4:27:48 PM   
shivermetimbers


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Status: offline 		Didn't read through the whole thread, so sorry if someone else had the same thing, and I'm not original.  I was asked to come to Vancouver, marry a Chinese national, so she could come to the USA, and in return, I would be feminized and serve her as a female slave the rest of my life.  She would require me at some point to have implants and SRS.

I must have been having PMS, because I just wasn't feeling "pretty" that day, and had to turn her down. 

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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/16/2008 5:25:05 PM   
catize


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 24/4 


Okay, I can see Sunday he'd be at church but what's he doin' the other two days?


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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/16/2008 5:31:42 PM   
kiwisub12


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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/16/2008 5:41:57 PM   
YourhandMyAss


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Status: offline 		I'd be like hell no you don't. Pantyhose are expensive and hard to find a good set one is comfortabe in, no way would I let you ruin my best stuff withy our grubby little paws, pawing all over them.

Or I'd say sorry any slaves and submissives of mine are in full chastity 24/7 and are not allowed the privilage of sexual contact. That goes for things they find to be arousing too.



quote:

ORIGINAL: hopelessfool

I so get mistaken repeatedly for someone who enjoys panty hose, a recent message was : hello Mistress, I enjoy greatly being humilated by wearing panty hose, I sneak in to my aunts room at night and steal them so i can sniff and lick the crotch, please collar me and i will do the same to yours.



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RE: Strangest initial relationship demand you received - 9/16/2008 9:38:57 PM   
tasha_tart


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quote:

ORIGINAL: shivermetimbers

Didn't read through the whole thread, so sorry if someone else had the same thing, and I'm not original.  I was asked to come to Vancouver, marry a Chinese national, so she could come to the USA, and in return, I would be feminized and serve her as a female slave the rest of my life.  She would require me at some point to have implants and SRS.

I must have been having PMS, because I just wasn't feeling "pretty" that day, and had to turn her down. 


Damn, nobody ever offered me that deal...and Vancouver is gorgeous!



Tasha


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