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RealSub58 -> RE: HELP!!! (9/12/2008 10:30:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: KatyLied

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And this, dear readers, is a classic example of why you should not come onto forums and ask a bunch of strangers for advice.


But it's a great form of entertainment!

A little bit of common sense would assist the op in this case. 


[sm=goodpost.gif]
 
but the op is 18 per profile
isnt common sense learned through out life?
It isnt something inherited.



hopelessfool -> RE: HELP!!! (9/12/2008 10:32:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue

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ORIGINAL: hopelessfool

How can one be a deranged lemming, I thought they followed the leader...

Were you the leader of the lemmings? Did you make them do deranged things like spank each other for your amusement?



That’s so got to be a euphemism:
 
“Yeah, she was pretty hot for me, so I spanked her lemming and she came so hard she nerfed my gerbil”.



Now im really confused, What is nerfing, and what does it have to do with a gerbil

-crys in frustration-

Edited to Add: Ya know, Age really has nothing to do with it. Im 19 and have a fairly decent amount of common sense.... My 67 year old Mommy however, No common sense to speak of.



RapierFugue -> RE: HELP!!! (9/12/2008 10:43:20 AM)

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ORIGINAL: hopelessfool

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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue

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ORIGINAL: hopelessfool

How can one be a deranged lemming, I thought they followed the leader...

Were you the leader of the lemmings? Did you make them do deranged things like spank each other for your amusement?



That’s so got to be a euphemism:
 
“Yeah, she was pretty hot for me, so I spanked her lemming and she came so hard she nerfed my gerbil”.



Now im really confused, What is nerfing, and what does it have to do with a gerbil



You don’t know what nerfing is?!
 
Wow.  Ok, nerfing is when a guy thribbles your shoo-sah with his hamsterator.



GreedyTop -> RE: HELP!!! (9/12/2008 10:47:27 AM)

LOL RF



magicone -> RE: HELP!!! (9/12/2008 11:37:17 AM)

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ORIGINAL: CollarJade

[&:] Can anybody help me ad tell me how to figure out why my trainer will not talk to me? i have done nothing wrong and he said we would get together on 9/10/08 which we did but he also said we woulod be together on 9/11/08 as well and i have had not contact from him at all today concerning why we did not meet last night....i am scared   when i have only been collared for about 2 days now.......i have not disobayed him at all.....I feel scared and lost without knowing what is going on? please someone help me....my heart is bleeding[:(]  i kind of feel like a child left out on her own...no shelter and no arms to keep me safe and warm


Collarjade,

trust your instinct! as much advice people may can give you.. most important point is how you feel with and what kind of emotion it does create - and beside that if you wanna live with that.
i found out for myself whenever i did had a bad feeling - in the end i was right!!
wish you all the best....



skeletoncrew -> RE: HELP!!! (9/12/2008 12:22:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue

You don’t know what nerfing is?!


i think it has something to do with herding nerfs(a noun after all)...as in: 

"Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder." - Princess Leia

so, i'm guessing that would be using nerf herding techniques on say gerbils in this instance...

to which Han Solo replied:

"Who's scruffy lookin'?"

so it can't be ALL bad...



DesFIP -> RE: HELP!!! (9/12/2008 12:29:49 PM)

RF

I must have the wrong definition of nerfing.
Care to offer up your's?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nerfed




lusciouslips19 -> RE: HELP!!! (9/12/2008 4:22:25 PM)

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ORIGINAL: stella41b

No tears little angel
Your heart is in good hands
You will grow, you will learn
And maybe even travel to distant lands
No worries little angel
Your tears will soon fade away
You'll overcome the pain and stand
Once again without fear
Don't give up little angel
For even though you are down
Along will come one who is better for you
And you will forget to frown
Have faith little angel
Don't let people play with your heart
Let the fools play their games
Just take care and make another start..


This reminds me of a poem I wrote when I was 13. really, I'm not kidding I was 13 and I still remember the poem....


On the road to love
Theres heartbreak on the way
And then you stand there crying
While he just walks away.

But afterwards your stronger, Your wiser
And your new love lasts a little longer,
But when he leaves
he leaves a deeper scar
It goes deep
and it goes a little too far.
But because you're a woman
You pick yourself up and start right again
Stronger and wiser.

But this ones different
Hes nicer,
hes sweeter,
He's beautiful.
You want him and
for once
he wants you too.


** I hope this poem doesnt make you hurl[:'(]



Guest -> RE: HELP!!! (9/12/2008 6:23:37 PM)

Okay folks, I've cleaned it up, let's stay away from the topics we all know are in violation of the TOS.



MadRabbit -> RE: HELP!!! (9/12/2008 6:27:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: IrishMist

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ORIGINAL: Dnomyar

We were supposed to offer emphaty and compassion????? Next it will be a group hug.

Group hug?
Where?
I want one.
[:o]


Oh no...

I'm not falling for that one.

Hands around people's necks isn't hugging.



apiercedkitty -> RE: HELP!!! (9/12/2008 6:58:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue

You don’t know what nerfing is?!
 
Wow.  Ok, nerfing is when a guy thribbles your shoo-sah with his hamsterator.



Whew! *wiping brow* i'm SO glad you cleared that up!![:D]



HornyToadsMI -> RE: HELP!!! (9/12/2008 7:12:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: RapierFugue

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ORIGINAL: hopelessfool

How can one be a deranged lemming, I thought they followed the leader...

Were you the leader of the lemmings? Did you make them do deranged things like spank each other for your amusement?



That’s so got to be a euphemism:
 
“Yeah, she was pretty hot for me, so I spanked her lemming and she came so hard she nerfed my gerbil”.



Rapier.....I love your sharp wit (ok, bad pun.....lol, but I do!)

Wasnt a Nerf a foam ball?  She stuck your gerbil in a foam ball??????? 



scarlethiney -> RE: HELP!!! (9/12/2008 8:15:19 PM)

Jade darling,

Take a deep breath and give it a few days. I know it sounds like eternity when your so young and in love?, lust? Things do indeed happen for a reason. Perhaps this is a test.

Unfortunately, most of the comments here are accurate and perhaps a bit jaded (forgive the pun) for a reason. 
In the forums I read responses given to some souls and cringe, some on the other hand make me belly laugh.

The down side to this lifestyle is that were some of us a society we would best be known for eating our young.

Good luck Jade,

scarlet




KatyLied -> RE: HELP!!! (9/13/2008 8:07:11 AM)

[sm=jerry.gif]



sophia37 -> RE: HELP!!! (9/13/2008 8:16:54 AM)

Someone noticed the original poster didnt come back. She probably didnt come back because everyone pretty much got down on her. If I had posted, I wouldnt be feeling the warm and fuzzies right now either. And I'd hesitate to post again. 



windchymes -> RE: HELP!!! (9/13/2008 8:31:20 AM)

Oh sure, we can all gather around and goo-goo and poo-poo over the young, little, self-proclaimed "lost" subs whose hearts have an aneuryism because some HNG played out a wank fantasy and them dumped them.  So that way, they think that this is a rarity and an exception online and it only happened to poor little them, and it will probably never happen again, so they should continue on with the same behavior so they can continue to get rewarded with group hugs and fuzzy-bunny attention every time they get screwed over by some jerk on the internet.

OR, we can give them a little tough love so they themselves can toughen up, get smarter, learn what life's really like and make better decisions next time.  And maybe even find happiness sooner.  



scifi1133 -> RE: HELP!!! (9/13/2008 8:33:31 AM)


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ORIGINAL: KatyLied

Maybe his mom had to clean the basement and he couldn't use his computer.

Bwuahahahahahahahahahahahaha [sm=agree.gif]



KatyLied -> RE: HELP!!! (9/13/2008 8:34:01 AM)

I hear you, I'm not into coddling people or enabling poor decision-making. 

And I don't check the profile of every OP for age, I assume that if they are on an adult site they should behave like an adult (yeah, I know that's expecting a lot).



windchymes -> RE: HELP!!! (9/13/2008 8:35:05 AM)

Besides, their chronological age means nothing....[8|]



Jeffff -> RE: HELP!!! (9/13/2008 10:38:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ModeratorTwelve

Okay folks, I've cleaned it up, let's stay away from the topics we all know are in violation of the TOS.


Mod12?

Allow me to introduce myself..:)........

Whatever you may have heard..... it isn't true..:)

Jeff




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