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Did you hear the one about the agnostic Dyslexic? Sat around all day wondering if there really was a dog?
Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He was awake all night wondering if there was a dog.
A Rabbi, a priest, two Italians and a blonde woman walk into a bar, all carrying monkeys. The bartender says, "what is this, some kind of joke?"
A knockout blonde goes into a bar just before last call,and orders a beer, and four shots of tequila. She pounds back the shots cahses them with the beer, and slowly slides off her barstool. The bartender and the sole remaining customer go to hoist her into a cab, but as they view her lying in a heap, her tiny black dress scrunched around her middle revealing flawless natural breasts and professionally groomed vulva, they exchange an uncomfortable look in silence, flop her over the pool table, exhaust themselves, and then hail the cab.
The two guys are there the next night, when the same woman walks in about an hour before closing. They sweat profusely, but she nonchalantly orders a beer and four shots of tequila. Once again, she instantly drains the glasses, and loses conciousness. The bartender relates the events of the previous night to the half-dozen or so patrons in attendance, and hey immediately fold her over the pool table.
The following night, when the woman arrives, the bar is shoulder-to-shoulder with leering men, the word having apparently spread. She easily penetrated the crowd to the bar, and all conversation stopped breathlessly as she ordered... a club soda. An outraged groan filled the bar. The bartender cautiously asked, "I thought you liked tequila?" She responded, "oh, I do, but it makes my pussy hurt."
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