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sambamanslilgirl -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/6/2009 1:40:27 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: KyttynTheMynx

What made my eyes roll?  All these wimmens with big chesticles, and none offering to donate to me.

-Prez of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee.


i told you i'm willing to donate a couple of sizes ...just let me know when you want the transplant




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/6/2009 1:41:42 PM)

Between now, and 2-4 years when Master and I have the shot gun wedding.  Just dont donate enough that I cant safely run away!  lol

Bewb related black eyes are a growing epidemic, ya know.




colouredin -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/6/2009 1:54:39 PM)

Can i say I love that pic Kyttyn




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/6/2009 1:55:47 PM)

Awww shucks!  Thanks! 

I have to roll my eyes at the fact that I really am too lazy to switch the photo back to what it originally was....Argh!




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/7/2009 5:23:38 AM)

i'll bring my shotgun too *weg*




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/8/2009 8:56:27 PM)

I get messages on my myspace like a lot of you talk about getting on here.  Well, today I get one that says:
 
hi i wanna know you hope you do not mind.give me your email so i can im ..u.to.. get to know me better.mine is ***********.+***=********* is my number.give me your own number.
 
Ok, so Duh.  I have Sweets's name on my profile (which is public.  I have lots of old friends that I can't find, and it's nice if they happen to run across my page, and get in touch.)like 4 times, and I have that I am engaged.  You would think that would give someone a hint.  Besides, ummm... What the hell kind of number would that be exactly.  I see that if you accidently press the wrong button instead od the backspace, you'd get = But If you REALLY want to get ahold of someone, I would think you would reread what you write before hand.  So anyways, I reply:

Sorry. I don't give out my email or my number. Especially to someone I don't know. Thank you.

Plain. Simple. To the point.  And I thought it was kind of polite as well.  Then I get this:

WELL BUT IF YOU GIVE DOESN'T MEAN YOU GAVE ME YUR BODY SO GIVE IT TO ME SO WE CAN KOW EACH OTHER BETTER.
 
Catch a grip dude, and give it up!  ok, I'm done. :)




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/8/2009 10:14:50 PM)

Lucky you, Fannie...LOL




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/8/2009 10:38:41 PM)

Oh, tell me about it!!!  LMAO! 




lronitulstahp -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/11/2009 10:24:00 AM)

This lovely piece of literary genius
quote:

show me your black pussy nigger slut

my reply:
show me your pussy first....loser
*hope i get that pic soon*[8|]




Phoenixpower -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/11/2009 10:28:19 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MarksFantasyGirl
Besides, ummm... What the hell kind of number would that be exactly. 


Well, get a "paying number" where he get charged more and you can earn from that. Just answer his call, put the phone between your towels or in the garage or wherever and wait until he is finished talking to your phone. So at least you can get some bucks from him [8|]




redwoodgirl -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/11/2009 10:29:02 AM)

Tulips quote made me roll my eyes for sure!!!




beargonewild -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/11/2009 11:09:58 AM)

Well a few days ago, I got my very first one word message....yay lucky me, sheesh!
All he wrote was "Hello." 




trappedinamuseum -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/11/2009 11:12:04 AM)

Landlady's daughter ate all my cereal, and left me the empty box.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/11/2009 12:03:33 PM)

I had some FABULOUS example of eye rollage to post here and I FORGOT it!  Now THAT is worth a [8|]




CalifChick -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/11/2009 1:13:40 PM)

A profile that says he is willing to accept new or used slut subs.



Cali
(wonders what the Kelly Blue Book value is on her used slutty subbie ass)




lronitulstahp -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/11/2009 1:19:16 PM)

Eli Manning's arm[8|]




MysticFireTopaz -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/11/2009 3:10:38 PM)

What made my eyes roll today?  A male sub who stood up a friend of mine, telling me that "Dommes are flakes," LOL.  I think a flake is what he sees when he looks in the mirror.




Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/11/2009 3:11:02 PM)

Tulip, can please hit the person who wrote that shit to you?  I have some pent up aggression.

Kyttyn, I would also be happy to give you some of my "chesties" (as the Things used to call them when they were little...  the Things that is, not my chesties.  I can't remember when they were little.)  [&o]




Daddysredhead -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/11/2009 3:12:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

Dommes are flakes


Corn or bran?  [8|]

(what a jerk that guy must be)




MysticFireTopaz -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/11/2009 3:20:57 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead
Dommes are flakes

Corn or bran?  [8|]
(what a jerk that guy must be)


Good question, LOL. 
 
Yes, I can' t believe the nerve of some of these jerks.  You would think they'd have the courtesy to call or e-mail beforehand if they can't make it.  Unfortunately, I hear of it happening a lot.




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