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persephonee -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/11/2009 3:22:59 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

A profile that says he is willing to accept new or used slut subs.



Cali
(wonders what the Kelly Blue Book value is on her used slutty subbie ass)



Link, please....im about to put myself on freecycle....




lronitulstahp -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/11/2009 3:25:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: persephonee

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

A profile that says he is willing to accept new or used slut subs.



Cali
(wonders what the Kelly Blue Book value is on her used slutty subbie ass)



Link, please....im about to put myself on freecycle....
Damn!!!! Now that's slutty....i feel almost virginal in comparison...almost "potty-like"[sm=angel.gif]
Peace be with you, my child.
~ tulip superior




myotherself -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/11/2009 10:01:56 PM)

~fr~

A profile that keeps popping up when I log on.  It's a journal with half a dozen entries sobbing about how fake subs are and how none of us actually follow through on what we say in our profile.  Also whining that we can't be 'twoo subs' if we won't swing.

AND in the profile bit, the bitching and whining continues.  Won't travel, wants kinky vanilla (his words) although he reckons he's a 'natural dom looking to try bdsm'...oh, and he's married and 'discreet'.

So why is this little gem still single?  Beats me...[8|]




BKSir -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/11/2009 10:07:15 PM)

Grrf...Someone "From L.A., but now living in Africa" on contract, that thinks I sound like a wonderful woman, just the woman he would want to serve... *headdesk*  Gotta love spammage.




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/11/2009 10:14:57 PM)

the guy that booked a room at my hotel through the central res/call center at about 930 tonight. Then called to cancel about 2 hrs later.
Our cancellation policy is 6pm day of arrival.  HE made the res AFTER the time. Which (according to Corp. policy he was informed of, which means NO CANCEL..you will be charged a no-show).
he called my (newbie) nightguy and tried to cancel about 1130.  Night guy called me.
We did a conf. call.
I explained to said guest that in order to cancel AFTER OUR TIME LIMIT ... *WE* needed to have a call from CRS.  He said it's NOT *his* problem, and that *WE* needed to sort out his cancellation.




Um, NO.

YOU made the res, you fucking dickfart!!  YOU  need to take whatever steps needed to get it CANCELLED.
(ok, Ididnt say it like that to aforementioned dickfart.,.. but I DID point out to him that he would be getting charged a guaranteed no-show).

Dickfart states:  I WILL DISPUTE THIS AND PUT A STOP PAYMENT ON MY CREDIT CARD!!!!!

yeah, go ahead with what you feel you need to do "sir"

I verified with CRS that *I* was not wrong....


bring it on, dickfart!!!!!!!!




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/13/2009 1:04:59 PM)

some dude who wanted me to cut his balls off before I leave.

I suggested that since I am rather busy, he should find a rusty carpet knife and do it himself




VirginPotty -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/13/2009 1:11:33 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: lronitulstahp

quote:

ORIGINAL: persephonee

quote:

ORIGINAL: CalifChick

A profile that says he is willing to accept new or used slut subs.



Cali
(wonders what the Kelly Blue Book value is on her used slutty subbie ass)



Link, please....im about to put myself on freecycle....
Damn!!!! Now that's slutty....i feel almost virginal in comparison...almost "potty-like"[sm=angel.gif]



[8|]As if......................




CalifChick -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/16/2009 8:14:07 AM)

Something that at first glance, appears to be a nice email from a guy... uhhh... in Germany.  But it sounds nice, and as I'm reading along, I'm thinking that it sounds a bit generic, nothing that pertains to something he might have read in my profile, and then I come to this gem...

He accepts her gift of submission and looks after her rather with control and protect her.

He must have missed that mini-rant in my profile about the "gift of submission."  Wanker.



Cali




Dnomyar -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/16/2009 8:18:11 AM)

someone is giving gifts. How about giving me a new car.




Rainfire -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/16/2009 8:22:16 AM)

[:D]  Whaaaaa...? You don't wrap your "gift of submission" up prettily and deliver it to some wanker on bended knee? 




Dnomyar -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/16/2009 8:24:06 AM)

Do I have to do the submission???




CalifChick -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/16/2009 8:24:45 AM)

Bended knee?  Nah, that notion gets shot down in my latest journal rant. LOL. 

Now my gift of ... disassembling major appliances, making truffles, and double-clutching an old el camino, now those, I'll wrap up in shiny paper and have delivered via singing telegram.



Cali




Lynnxz -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/16/2009 11:05:27 AM)

A series of pix of some guys saggy ass, and less-than-tight hole, as well as his entire dildo collection.

BLAH




LinnaeaBorealis -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/16/2009 12:30:02 PM)

My boss's feeble attempts to steal a good sale from me.  HA!!!  Like that's ever going to happen!!  They seem to underestimate my intelligence & insanity.  Muahahaha




Lynnxz -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/16/2009 12:47:54 PM)

Haha, now the guy is threating to out me to my boss if I don't masturbate on cam for him.

I'm sure I'll be shocked and horrified, and fire myself RIGHT AWAY and make sure I'll never get a job again when I get wind of the horrible, horrible things I do on the internets...

Wait what?




sirsholly -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/16/2009 12:50:14 PM)

Lynn...i think, as the boss, you should dock yourself a days wages and keep it for yourself.




Lynnxz -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/16/2009 12:51:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

Lynn...i think, as the boss, you should dock yourself a days wages and keep it for yourself.


Never! That skanky ho is fired, if you want something done right, do it yourself!




sirsholly -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/16/2009 12:53:13 PM)

well okay...but you will miss her when shes gone




Lynnxz -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/16/2009 12:57:51 PM)



quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

well okay...but you will miss her when shes gone


[:D]




GimpinDenial -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/16/2009 2:45:45 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

bring it on, dickfart!!!!!!!!



hmmm.......
I'm gonna see if I can use that in a sentence sometime......




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