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GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/16/2009 2:52:11 PM)

LMAO!! Lynn!  Well, since you've fired her, wanna hire me? *snort*




sirsholly -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/16/2009 3:05:12 PM)

careful Greedy...Lynn says she can be tough to work with




persephonee -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/16/2009 3:08:18 PM)

erm, i hear Greedy's the tough one....*ducks*




sirsholly -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/16/2009 3:09:11 PM)

we'll know in 6 days (or as soon as they come up for air)




LadyHibiscus -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/17/2009 7:00:34 PM)

One of the people in my large circle of aquaintanceship has...pr0n tastes in pics.  I know this from freakin FETLIFE.  He comments on ALLLL kinds of beaver shots!  Which make me say dingaDANG, do these women know NOTHING about preserving the mystery??? 




lronitulstahp -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/20/2009 7:47:04 AM)

Apparently VP Cheney pulled a muscle in his back after lifting a box while clearing out his office.....
He's not ready for civilian life, methinks.




sirsholly -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/20/2009 8:06:23 AM)

he wasn't ready for the political life either, Tulip [&:]




sunshinemiss -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/20/2009 9:10:06 AM)

Hey - I just thought I'd share this with you all... evidently I'm loved by a stranger!

If love can be avoided by simply closing our eyes, then I wouldn't blink at all for I don't want to let a second pass having fallen out of love with you.




torturedmuse -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/20/2009 9:58:48 AM)

One more person said to me today "Obama is a muslim.".  *rolls eyes till she can see her own brain*  I am so glad this is all over now.




CarrieO -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/20/2009 10:00:05 AM)

Just recieved a cmail from a sub male saying he is looking for a "trans dominant" and hopes I would consider him.

I told him thanks for the laugh and if he's serious maybe he should actually read profiles before sending emails...I'm a 100% female switch!!!

*head is shaking...eyes are rolling...life goes on*

~edited to add.....he wrote back with a sweet apology. Now my eyes are rolling because of the silliness of life in general. But at least I'm smiling.[:)]




beargonewild -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/20/2009 10:03:48 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

One of the people in my large circle of aquaintanceship has...pr0n tastes in pics.  I know this from freakin FETLIFE.  He comments on ALLLL kinds of beaver shots!  Which make me say dingaDANG, do these women know NOTHING about preserving the mystery??? 


*sigh*  It's all a mystery to me.




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/21/2009 12:58:10 AM)

the 22 yr old fucktard that wanted me to put his number "in a bathrm stall?" (sic)

when I replied "go away"

he said something to the effect of 'right after you go down on me slut'

So I reported him.

then he babbles with what I assume was supposed to be an insult to the effect of "you lick to suck dick and be face fucked'

um,... DUH?

me:  "no shit"

Then he called me a whore.

and on and on...


what a waste of sperm




scifi1133 -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/21/2009 12:59:11 AM)

snort




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/21/2009 1:05:16 AM)

Sci..seriously.. I'd have borrowed your taser.....




sunshinemiss -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/21/2009 5:06:34 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

"you lick to suck dick and be face fucked'



Tthe idea of that cute monkey getting... ummm all THAT, well harumph!  Now I gotta change.

dangit greedy, if you're gonna do that you ought to at least warn me or do my laundry or sompin!




GreedyTop -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/21/2009 5:30:16 AM)

c'mon down, Sunny... I'll do whatever it takes to make you smile ;)




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/21/2009 7:24:45 AM)

My ex saying that the reasont hat HE left ME (Yeah.  Like THAT happened), was because I was a "demon" and He couldn't deal with me anymore.  Riiiiiiiiight.  That's why he kept telling me, (an my family) that He didn't WANT me in his life, but NEEDED me.  Ugh!  What a loser.  Whatever helps you to sleep at night, dork.  I know what really happened.  I'm sorry that all the diamonds and promises in the world couldn't keep me with you....




MysticFireTopaz -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/21/2009 8:47:24 AM)

What made my eyes roll today?  Getting the umpteenth call on my cell phone with the stern voice saying, "This is the second notice.  Your vehicle warranty has expired or is about to expire."  Gee, ya think?  The car is a 1999--that warranty would have expired back around 2000, LOL.
 
No sooner do I block the number than I get the same call originating from a different number.




lunadancer -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/21/2009 8:51:26 AM)

[:o]how about getting credit card offers for your parents and they passed away years ago...or recently getting a credit card offer to my cat....shakes head




KyttynTheMynx -> RE: What has made your eyes roll today? (1/21/2009 9:10:25 AM)

I just wanna roll my eyes at my stupid dog.  I grabbed a few groceries, sat them on the porch so I could open the door and drag stuff in little by little.  Stupid dog decided to tear into the bag of sugar and box of tampons.  Stupid dog has a sugar high and a tampon in her mouth, running around the yard.  Stupid dog wants to be sent to live with a new family me thinks.[8|]




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