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GreedyTop -> RE: dumb question (11/14/2008 4:24:49 PM)

UPDATE:

the initial exam didnt turn anything up. so I've got to go for a mammogram, probably next week.  She said that it's precautionary (and ABOUT TIME..lol .. since I've never had one).




lovingpet -> RE: dumb question (11/14/2008 4:49:09 PM)

Brava!!!  And let the boobie smushing begin!

hugggggs!!!!  Answers are coming soon!

lovingpet




Marc2b -> RE: dumb question (11/14/2008 5:09:54 PM)

Sounds good so far.  I’ll be keeping you, and Maya, in my prayers.    I'll try not to get too perverted a pleasure from imagining you getting your boobage squished.

Hey!  Here's an idea!  When they are starting the procedure and the nurse asks you if you are comfortable (as hospital staff usually do when they are about to inflict pain on you) tell her "yes, but it would be more fun if you smack my ass while it's happening." 




GreedyTop -> RE: dumb question (11/14/2008 5:11:01 PM)

*SNORT*




LadyConstanze -> RE: dumb question (11/14/2008 5:14:09 PM)

you could always sing




GreedyTop -> RE: dumb question (11/14/2008 5:23:11 PM)

[:D]you mean torture the person torturing me?? [:D][:D][:D][:D]




DavanKael -> RE: dumb question (11/14/2008 5:40:30 PM)

GT----
Very glad that today went well! 
As for boobie smooching; it's a particular sort of not fun at all but not horrible and pretty quick. 
I like the suggestion about asking to be spanked while they're doing the mammogram, lol! 
Congrats on a good visit!!!  :>
  Davan




lovingpet -> RE: dumb question (11/14/2008 5:59:45 PM)

I'm only a few states away.  I could come and spank your ass for ya [;)]

lovingpet




Maya2001 -> RE: dumb question (11/14/2008 6:19:34 PM)

I am glad today went well and hopefully   you  won't have to go thru 3 repeated sessions of boobie smooshing  to due to density issues   like I had to do the first time... they start getting me scared when they kept repeating    ..I though they had found something wrong and that was the real reason they kept repeating them

I get to enjoy that pleasure again in March ...but I will be sure to remind them that my tissue is quite dense so as to spare  myself from some extra torture




xxblushesxx -> RE: dumb question (11/14/2008 7:26:26 PM)

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monywildcat -> RE: dumb question (11/15/2008 12:01:19 AM)

I have yet to get to enjoy the pleasure of "boobie smooshing", but from what I hear it is not pleasant.  A necessary evil, in my eyes.  Squish my boobies, save my life.  That sort of thing.

I am glad to hear the follow up on this, GT, and hope that everything turns out well!!!!  Lots of hugs and kisses for your boobies from this neck of the woods!!




KatyLied -> RE: dumb question (11/15/2008 9:46:49 AM)

Greedy, so cool that soon you'll get to join the boobie smashin' club.  I hope all goes well with the mamo.




hejira92 -> RE: dumb question (11/15/2008 3:21:21 PM)

Here you go, greedy, some helpful advice for you as you prepare for your first mammo:
[sm=flowers.gif]
PREPARING FOR THE YEARLY MAMMOGRAM
Many women fear their first mammogram, and even if they you had them before, there is the fear. But, there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following practice exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test, and best of all, you can do these simple practice exercises in the privacy of your home.
EXERCISE 1: Open your refrigerator door, and insert one breast between the door and the main box. Have one of your strongest friends slam the door shut as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure.
Hold that position for five seconds.
Repeat in case the first time wasn't effective.
EXERCISE 2: Visit your garage at 3 a.m. when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor sideways with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled.
Switch sides, and repeat for the other breast.
EXERCISE 3: Freeze two metal bookends overnight.
Strip to the waist.
Invite a stranger into the room.
Have the stranger press the bookends against either side of one of your breasts and smash the bookends together as hard as he/she can.
Set an appointment with the stranger to meet next year to do it again.
You are now properly prepared!




BossyShoeBitch -> RE: dumb question (11/15/2008 4:16:31 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

UPDATE:

the initial exam didnt turn anything up. so I've got to go for a mammogram, probably next week.  She said that it's precautionary (and ABOUT TIME..lol .. since I've never had one).

It's honestly not too bad.  It's not all that comfortable, but certainly not enough to make you safe word!




lovingpet -> RE: dumb question (11/15/2008 5:06:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: hejira92

Here you go, greedy, some helpful advice for you as you prepare for your first mammo:
[sm=flowers.gif]
PREPARING FOR THE YEARLY MAMMOGRAM
Many women fear their first mammogram, and even if they you had them before, there is the fear. But, there is no need to worry. By taking a few minutes each day for a week preceding the exam and doing the following practice exercises, you will be totally prepared for the test, and best of all, you can do these simple practice exercises in the privacy of your home.
EXERCISE 1: Open your refrigerator door, and insert one breast between the door and the main box. Have one of your strongest friends slam the door shut as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure.
Hold that position for five seconds.
Repeat in case the first time wasn't effective.
EXERCISE 2: Visit your garage at 3 a.m. when the temperature of the cement floor is just perfect. Take off all your clothes and lie comfortably on the floor sideways with one breast wedged under the rear tire of the car. Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until your breast is sufficiently flattened and chilled.
Switch sides, and repeat for the other breast.
EXERCISE 3: Freeze two metal bookends overnight.
Strip to the waist.
Invite a stranger into the room.
Have the stranger press the bookends against either side of one of your breasts and smash the bookends together as hard as he/she can.
Set an appointment with the stranger to meet next year to do it again.
You are now properly prepared!



OMG!!!!!  This was hilarious!

lovingpet




Maya2001 -> RE: dumb question (11/17/2008 1:21:44 PM)

LOL  I agree hilarious .... actually the mammogram is not there terribly bad... better then clover clamps with a chain pull

just think of it as form of BDSM  and nice fastened  down large wide clamps with  the person giving as the Domme and you the sub who is politely consenting with a ..yes ma'am




GreedyTop -> RE: dumb question (11/17/2008 5:49:15 PM)

I hate clampy things




thornhappy -> RE: dumb question (11/17/2008 5:52:10 PM)

It'll be a distributed squish, I never felt a lot of pain with it.  It was more uncomfortable than painful.

I swear, I wonder what guys would think if they had to get their wangers smushed down to 1/4 inch. [:D]




AlexandraLynch -> RE: dumb question (11/18/2008 12:39:17 AM)

If the bra has been seeing heavy rotation over the two years you've had it, it may be worn out, particularly if you are large-busted. A large bust is often very challenging to a bra, and wears it out quickly. It's no different than if you stood all the time on the job; your shoes would wear out faster.

Periodically I get congestion in mine, especially nearish to my period, and I have my husband massage them, starting near the nipple and working out and up into the armpit. This isn't exactly pleasureable in the sense most people would consider, more like getting a good deep backrub is pleasureable. But it does make them easier to live with.




Marc2b -> RE: dumb question (11/18/2008 10:13:41 AM)

quote:

distributed squish


[sm=rofl.gif]

I don't know why but that struck me as fucking hilarious!




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