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DavanKael -> RE: Are we all guys? (11/4/2008 5:14:35 PM)
OP said: quote: ORIGINAL: DavanKael 1)Nope, still no biological penis attached; damn, the fun I could have with that. Dvorak83, you'd definitely be one of the people on my list to smack with it. < evil, contemplative grin > OP's suggestion: Maybe you should get one of them detachable penises? (Or is it peneses in plural?) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQz771qlnxY My reply: Argh, you didn't read again, I already asserted in my first post that I have toys a plenty. You wanting to be smacked with a unit by a woman wearing a penis? Mightn't that make me capable of something vaguely Dominant and thus blow your assertion of no Dominant females away?! Hey, I could wear the one that shoots, smack you with it, then shoot you with something out of it. In fact, perhaps you've mildly irked enough ladies with your assertion that others want a piece of that action and you might get blasted in some femDom bukakke-esque moment. Wasn't there a song called Detachable Penis? (Haven't looked at the you tube you posted as I have too many screens pulled up right now and I'm concerned my computer will hose up if I do). Davan

JoeStalin -> RE: Are we all guys? (11/4/2008 5:15:52 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dvorak83 quote: ORIGINAL: JoeStalin i can easily prove it by executing following command: root\milky way\earth>kill dvorak83 I'm still here though. Perhaps I'm a virus. i didn't execute command. i don't want to ruin perfectly nice simulation this particular simulation is run with parameters male\horny=96 female\bitchy=99 quite amusing

CallaFirestormBW -> RE: Are we all guys? (11/4/2008 5:18:36 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VampiresLair If you do, leadership, make sure he wears the long blonde wig. I'll be the drooly vampire following you/him around No no no no no.... I want HELLBOY!!!

dvorak83 -> RE: Are we all guys? (11/4/2008 5:19:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DavanKael My reply: Argh, you didn't read again, I already asserted in my first post that I have toys a plenty. You wanting to be smacked with a unit by a woman wearing a penis? Mightn't that make me capable of something vaguely Dominant and thus blow your assertion of no Dominant females away?! Hey, I could wear the one that shoots, smack you with it, then shoot you with something out of it. In fact, perhaps you've mildly irked enough ladies with your assertion that others want a piece of that action and you might get blasted in some femDom bukakke-esque moment. You don't SOUND like a female. quote: Wasn't there a song called Detachable Penis? (Haven't looked at the you tube you posted That's the one.

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Are we all guys? (11/4/2008 5:21:19 PM)
im not pretending!!!!!!

oceanwynds -> RE: Are we all guys? (11/4/2008 5:23:55 PM)
dang thought root= root beer milky way= chocolate candy here i stand with a frosted glass in one hand and the other hand empty, waiting for candy and soda :(

dvorak83 -> RE: Are we all guys? (11/4/2008 5:25:20 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl im not pretending!!!!!! I've expanded my theory to cover the following categories: 1. guys 2. guys pretending to be (dominant or submissive) women 3. couples 4. women looking for friends only 5. submissive females Well, I guess my splendid theory boils down to the suggestion that all dominant women are fakes.

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Are we all guys? (11/4/2008 5:25:53 PM)
didnt take long for the op to view my profile.

dvorak83 -> RE: Are we all guys? (11/4/2008 5:26:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl didnt take long for the op to view my profile. I had to check which one of the 5 categories you belong to. What did you think? ;)

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Are we all guys? (11/4/2008 5:27:58 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dvorak83 quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl didnt take long for the op to view my profile. I had to check which one of the 5 categories you belong to. What did you think? ;) im not in any catagory...im intersexed..born biologically both. no catagory for that exists...so yes im a guy...and yes im a girl...and no im not trans. i said i wasnt pretending..and im not :)

dvorak83 -> RE: Are we all guys? (11/4/2008 5:32:12 PM)
quote: im not in any catagory...im intersexed..born biologically both. no catagory for that exists...so yes im a guy...and yes im a girl...and no im not trans. i said i wasnt pretending..and im not :) Aha, then I need to modify category 5 accordingly. So the only categories are: 1. guys 2. guys pretending to be (dominant or submissive) women 3. couples 4. women looking for friends only 5. submissives

QandA -> RE: Are we all guys? (11/4/2008 5:33:52 PM)
You seek someone who does not exist. How sad. Think maybe the reason you're not getting responses from real women is the dearth of information on your profile? Just a thought. lil Aidan [edited to correct grammar]

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Are we all guys? (11/4/2008 5:35:21 PM)
you need: 1)top from the bottom 2)wanker 3)stalker 4)walker texas spanker

dvorak83 -> RE: Are we all guys? (11/4/2008 5:35:50 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: QandA Think maybe the reason you're not getting responses from real women is the dearth of information on your profile? Just a thought. I'm not judging based on lack of responses. I'm judging based on my observation that a lot of profiles seem fake.

Twicehappy2x -> RE: Are we all guys? (11/4/2008 5:36:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dvorak83 I've expanded my theory to cover the following categories: 1. guys 2. guys pretending to be (dominant or submissive) women 3. couples 4. women looking for friends only 5. submissive females Well, I guess my splendid theory boils down to the suggestion that all dominant women are fakes. Damn! Nobody tell ShiftedJewel that! Seriously Op, is this one of those "i cannot find a Domme/Mistress who will talk to me therefore they are all fake" posts? Because i have to tell you i know several real live dominant females. Including the one sitting in this office with me.

dvorak83 -> RE: Are we all guys? (11/4/2008 5:37:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl you need: 1)top from the bottom 2)wanker 3)stalker 4)walker texas spanker That's your list of categories? Which one do you fall into?

VampiresLair -> RE: Are we all guys? (11/4/2008 5:38:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dvorak83 Well, I guess my splendid theory boils down to the suggestion that all dominant women are fakes. Then I can happily bust your theory in one shot. I have only been a couple for a year and change and I did not just pop into being when I met Fox. Therefore, I am a dominant female, and quite real. Which means not ALL dominant females are fakes. Thanks for playing

dvorak83 -> RE: Are we all guys? (11/4/2008 5:39:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Twicehappy2x Seriously Op, is this one of those "i cannot find a Domme/Mistress who will talk to me therefore they are all fake" posts? Because i have to tell you i know several real live dominant females. Including the one sitting in this office with me. I'm not particularly bitter. I've not been searching seriously. I'm just guessing what's behind the curtain based on what I read in the profiles. It seems to be a lot of fakes. I congratulate you if you've found what you want. Edit: spelling

faerytattoodgirl -> RE: Are we all guys? (11/4/2008 5:40:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dvorak83 quote: ORIGINAL: faerytattoodgirl you need: 1)top from the bottom 2)wanker 3)stalker 4)walker texas spanker That's your list of categories? Which one do you fall into? guess you missed where i said that no catagory for me exists!

dvorak83 -> RE: Are we all guys? (11/4/2008 5:41:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: VampiresLair Then I can happily bust your theory in one shot. I have only been a couple for a year and change and I did not just pop into being when I met Fox. Therefore, I am a dominant female, and quite real. Which means not ALL dominant females are fakes. Excellent. Interesting. So how large percentage IS fake? Take a guess, everyone!

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