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SylvereApLeanan -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (11/29/2008 1:50:45 PM)
Dear future in-laws, Thank you ever so much for letting us bring our new puppy and your grandson to your house for the holidays without also telling us that your pets have fleas. It was such a wonderful surprise to return home and discover our puppy made some new "friends." Now we have the joy of spending money that we don't have to kill the fleas and eggs on the dog, his bed, in the carpet in the house and van, and on the furniture. That's so much better than spending half that amount to prevent him from getting fleas in the first place. This holiday season, you've given us a gift that truly keeps on giving. Please accept my heartfelt FU and know that I love you. Your future daughter-in-law.

MissEnchanted -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (11/30/2008 4:04:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Sanguinarian Well, that is a good point. Or maybe dump alot of random stuff into the stroller so the store cops can pick her up for theft.... I have a friend who was head of security for several dept stores. He said he saw a couple come into the store and they tossed things in their huge stroller all the way through the store. When they tried to stroll out the front door, they were tossed into jail. My 'fu' ...thanks so much to the couple who promised to show and clean my house for two days before Turkey Day. They didn't show and consequently I had to put in two 16 hr days on my feet to get it all done. Hope you enjoyed your time getting high on my money, and you won't be disappointing me again. [:@] And: When I am respectful and share my opinion on a thread do not read other meanings into my words and treat me rudely. I will be polite hereafter but you will be off my personal list forever. [:D]

xxblushesxx -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (11/30/2008 7:22:07 AM)
Dear Honey Master's ex girlfriend, I just wanted to write you a little note thanking you for all you do for us, and for all you let us do for you. I know you think I should be thankful that you cut my childrens' hair, and that you take them to church and allow them to participate in the Christmas pageant, but when you tell HM to tell me that unless I allow you to cut their hair, they will not be in the pageant you promised them, I feel blackmailed with the love I have for my children. I also wanted to thank you for having HM buy them new shoes for church, and for keeping the shoes at your house, so they can only be used when they are with you. I would not have told HM to buy them had I known that. Or perhaps I would have, but you would not have gotten your hands on them. I do realize the He still owes you for all the terrible things He did while the two of you were together, such as paying off your student loans (one of which He is still paying on.), buying you a $10,000 diamond ring (which you pawned for a fraction of its value), and giving you free room and board, the whole time you were together. I'm sure He is very sorry He put you through that. So that is why we still buy you groceries, why we have you over for meals, and why we pay all the vet bills on the animals you two had when you were together, buy all their food, and care for the crazy one full time, and the other one whenever you are too busy. It is also why He pays for the catfood and kitty litter for the deranged cats you got after you left Him. (remember leaving Him? Packing up and moving when He went to New York to visit His sick father? What a sweetie pie you are.) And why we take care of the cats you collected when you were together, and abandoned when you left. (remember them?) Oh, and please allow me to thank you for buying some guinea pigs "for my daughters" but that live with you. Thanks so much for crying and screaming at me when I tried to explain to you that we cannot afford to buy all of your supplies and food for YOUR animals. HM was rather dim when He allowed you to use His credit card to buy a cage for them. Of course, you got the most deluxe cage you could find. Thanks for not asking me first if it was ok to buy these animals for "my daughters". And thank you for allowing me to care for them when you were in the hospital, and to care for your neurotic cats. And allowing me to take you to the hospital, and cook for you after you were out. Thank you for allowing me to help you with your online class, since you know nothing about computers, nor about writing styles. Thanks for allowing me to teach you about keyboarding, Word, and about writing in APA format. I actually did enjoy helping you with that. Thank you for allowing me to help you with your bankruptcy, your greivance complaint, and your job search after your passive agressive bs got you fired from a job some say is impossible to get fired from. I guess you proved them wrong. Thanks for expecting us to "sell you" one of our vehicles for $100 down, even though you have nevah paid HM back for one thing in the entire time He's known you. Sorry. Not happening. Oh, and one more thing; thanks so verrrry much for all your wonderful advice about how to raise my children. Thank you for telling me to take them out and buy them new clothes once a week. What part of "I am a college student and I don't have any money" did you not understand? What part of "we can't afford to keep buying everything for you," did you not understand? So, yes, I know He owes you. After all, He's done so little for you, hasn't He? kisses Someone who loves Him enough to put up with even your bs

GreedyTop -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (11/30/2008 7:24:46 AM)
Damn, Blushy......

simpleplan2 -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (11/30/2008 7:38:09 AM)
Dear Deadbeat Tenants, Thank you for not paying rent and giving me an excuse to throw your sorry asses out in the cold. Of course, the bank doesn't give a shit if you haven't paid...I still have to pay the mortgage so, thanks to you, we won't have much of a Christmas this year. Oh and please have another horrendous drunken brawl in the middle of the night soon so I can call the police and have you both thrown in jail. Hopefully, the bail will be higher this time, you won't be able to come up with it and I can claim you abandoned the property.

xxblushesxx -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (11/30/2008 7:38:44 AM)
lol I told Him He has created a monster. (and I guess I helped.)

Arduinna -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (12/2/2008 1:47:59 PM)
Dear Really Sexy Firefighter Guy, I thank you SO much for coming over to "console" me when I broke up with my "master" the other night. I thank you for being too sexy for your own good, and for being everything that has ever turned me on in one single person. I thank you for being oblivious to the fact it was driving me crazy to be talking to you while you were laying across my bed and I hadn't gotten any since August. I honestly do thank you for choosing to hang out with me versus any other girl that you could probably have booty-called that night. I thank you for going through AA and getting cleaned up, I thank you for admitting your faults and being sweet and not laying a hand on me. I thank you for just NOW deciding that you think I'm sexy and sweet and trying to get to know me. Granted, I might deserve that, seeing as how in middle school I was WAY more than obsessed with your über-hot best friend. I thank you for flirting and making me climb the walls and then just laying there talking about giving people IVs and cleaning them off the ground in your job as a paramedic as well. I thank you for not in the LEAST making your intentions clear and hinting at wanting more but hinting at not wanting more and confusing the living shit out of me. I thank you for monopolizing my mind when I really do need it, and putting me into complete shock because it was YOU I was thinking about. I thank you for having the same favorite classic car as I do and for letting me know that auto shows turn you on too...I thank you for letting me know that you have the same fantasies that I do and that that is apparently a very rare thing. I thank you for running off with my emotions and driving me crazy. I thank you for making me feel attracted to you when I hadn't seen you since we were 14. I thank you for getting me intensely hyped up over you enough to realize that I was in the worst relationship ever and it needed to end. I thank you for being the catalyst that led to the breakup of me and my ex that night (just by waking me up!) and for saving me from myself. I thank you for being so modest and shy-like and lip-bitingly HOT and then doing absolutely nothing about it when you even made comments about my flirting. (>.> whoops, lil obvious I guess). I thank you for scaring the living daylights out of me when you read my mind after you found out you had to head back to the station hours before you'd planned to. I thank you for having no experience in the lifestyle but having a naturally dominant personality, including the instinct to control the situation and to praise sweetly. I thank you for moaning when I bit your lip and encouraging me when you REALLY shouldn't have. REALLY. But mostly, I thank you for kissing back and royally screwing with my head. =) Now, get your ass back here because I KNOW YOUR MOM and you are NOT leaving me hanging. -.- ...I am so doomed...

xxblushesxx -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (12/2/2008 2:02:43 PM)
Me thinks this was more of a "f-me" post than a "f-u" post... edited because apparently, I don't know threads from posts![:o]

Arduinna -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (12/2/2008 5:17:02 PM)
Haha, well, I blame him for it. It is his fault. nods nods Completely his fault. I blame him for the confusion and the attraction and the hitting on me in the first place. I wanna slap him and hug him at the same time. Ever known one of those? So damn confused. >.<

toddlefeet -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (12/2/2008 5:27:59 PM)
Adruinna..I'mma guy and after reading that long post. I found it hot & steamy heh. you should write a book..seriously.. -nods- I was impressed. heh

xxblushesxx -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (12/2/2008 5:54:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Arduinna Haha, well, I blame him for it. It is his fault. nods nods Completely his fault. I blame him for the confusion and the attraction and the hitting on me in the first place. I wanna slap him and hug him at the same time. Ever known one of those? So damn confused. >.< channeling Scarlett O'Hara Why yess, yes, I have...

DesFIP -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (12/2/2008 6:02:54 PM)
Vent Why is it that apparently every appliance in this small town has gone on the fritz at once, while knowing we have one appliance repairman and he can't get to mine till next week. Banging head on wall. Personally I blame the utility company for all the brief power outages and surges we've had for months now. Bad enough light bulbs burn out here in days, but now the appliances are giving up the ghost.

Arduinna -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (12/2/2008 6:13:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: toddlefeet Adruinna..I'mma guy and after reading that long post. I found it hot & steamy heh. you should write a book..seriously.. -nods- I was impressed. heh Haha, thanks! I am a writer, actually. I write poetry and short stories, and, on occasion, a very lightly erotic story. I enjoy what I do ^_^ And I'm glad you found it hot and steamy cause I'm still going insane over it. ::banghead:: quote: ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx quote: ORIGINAL: Arduinna Haha, well, I blame him for it. It is his fault. nods nods Completely his fault. I blame him for the confusion and the attraction and the hitting on me in the first place. I wanna slap him and hug him at the same time. Ever known one of those? So damn confused. >.< channeling Scarlett O'Hara Why yess, yes, I have... Tee hee! Exactly.

Arduinna -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (12/3/2008 7:41:39 AM)
Dear Asshole, Thank you for taking advantage of me emotionally and then continuously saying things to make me feel more and more worthless. Thank you for making it seem as if you wanted more than what happened, and then telling me that no, no not at all cause you don't do relationships anymore. Thank you for being so sweet as to remind me that I was oh so lucky to have been graced by your presence as you could have any girl you wanted. Thank you for informing me that sex is not worth having if the woman doesn't orgasm from it, and therefore oral is the only way to go. Thank you for taking my mood and skyrocketing it for days and then completely killing it last night simply through talking. Thank you for seeming sweet and kind when in reality you were just doing things to use me how you wanted. Thank you for making me emotionally struggle for days trying to figure out your true intentions and hoping that I was wrong. Thank you for proving I was more than wrong, and for telling me exactly how much of an asshole you are. Just because you're aware of being an asshole doesn't mean it's okay to be one. Thank you for acting like a genuine old friend and then twisting the knife already in my back. You are just as bad as my ex, and I wanted so badly to believe otherwise. So, thank you, for making me lose all faith in the male half of humanity. I needed that. Arduinna P.S. You have Huge Ego syndrome. Nothing else you have is even close to huge. Trust me.

GreedyTop -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (12/3/2008 8:17:03 AM)
oh sweetie.. hug I am so sorry.....

Arduinna -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (12/3/2008 12:44:10 PM)
hugs thanks. It sucks. I hate it when people are like...everything you want and then foof they're the biggest asshole ever and you're wondering why the hell you wanted them in the first place. rrrrg. Next hottie, please step up.

Arduinna -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (12/4/2008 5:34:59 PM)
Dear Mr I Just Want To Get To Know YOU, Thank you for getting me interested and completely intrigued in who you are as a person and the fact that you completely avoided all of the traps of teasing that I set up to weed out those who are only interested sexually. Thank you for becoming a puzzle for me to solve and raising my hopes that maybe, just maybe, not all guys are asses. Thank you for waiting until AFTER the hot phone sex and asking me out for coffee to tell me you are in a relationship. I'm glad she knows that you fool around. I'm glad she's comfortable with that. So I would hope that you'd understand that I am not comfortable with it, and that you were just like all the others who started to give me hope and then killed it with an "oh, by the way..." Thanks so much for being another one in a long line of disappointments. Adruinna

stella41b -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (12/17/2008 3:01:47 PM)
Dear British Telecom I apologize for the late payment of my bill which I in all honesty could have paid two days ago but have been trying to make payment by credit card over the past 48 hours, and after seven failed attempts to do something as simple as pay my telephone bill on my telephone account via your Calcutta Customer Services Department and I am writing before I go mad. When I opened the account more than two years ago I took pains to explain to your officials that I am a transgendered female and have a slightly deeper voice and your people assured me that this would be made a note of on my account. Now more than two years later my situation hasn't changed, I am still a transgendered female and I am still having problems with dealing with you people over the phone. The first couple of attempts resulted in my being asked repeatedly if I am the account holder, Stella Baker, which I assured the gentleman on the other end of the phone and then I was asked a number of security questions after which the gentleman asked me if I was the account holder, to which I replied that I was, and then I was subjected to further security questions and then asked what relationship I am to the account holder. What do you expect me to say at this point? That I am God and the account holder is a schizophrenic and I constantly talk to her? If I tell the person that I am the account holder at the start of the call and I confirm it twice over the next twenty minutes, I'm hardly likely to become anyone other than the account holder. On both occasions the call was suddenly terminated and we were cut off. On the third attempt I had another gentleman and I gave my name but for some reason he claimed that I had got the wrong number and then for some reason we had this conversation about me selling bacon and the gentleman seemed somewhat surprised that I was trying to sell him bacon. This call was terminated due to the fact that I hung up. I tried again early this morning only to be greeted by another guy and for fifteen or so minutes our conversation resembled that of the first two calls. However he kept calling me Sir, and I asked him to address me as per my gender and he said 'I'm sorry Sir for calling you Sir Sir'. I was a little offended and asked him to stop discussing my gender and get on with discussing my account. He informed me that I was talking like a man, and when I told him he was talking like an idiot he hung up on me. I tried again this afternoon, and spoke to another gentleman, and he understood, and then when I said that I would like to make a payment to pay my bill he then argued with me and said that the bill had been paid. I informed him that I have the bills and also the reminder and that the bill hadn't been paid. He said he would check and left me waiting for over ten minutes before returning and agreeing that I had not paid the bill and I should pay the bill if I didn't want to be cut off. I told him that I wanted to pay the bill there and then and then he informed me that the system wasn't responding and that I should call back. I call again and I get probably the first guy who puts me through lots of security questions and asks me if I am me. He asks me as a security question to give him some numbers I had called in the last month and I told him. He then informs me that the system is down and he cannot check the numbers and that I should call back. I call even later that same afternoon and go through the same rigmarole of him asking me if I am me, asking me lots of security questions including numbers from my last bill. He kept calling me sir despite my asking him not to. Then he informs me that the system is down. He then asks me 'Is there anything else I can help you with Sir?' I admit that my patience was wearing thin when I asked him for two chicken biryanis with pilau rice and two servings of poppadoms. What is wrong with you people? You supply me with my telephone and Internet service which is without fault, but you got to admit that it's not good if your phones keep cutting out and your computers keep going on the blink. This is not to mention the people I have been dealing with. They should be made to have Government health warnings, seriously, and I realsie that in trying to do something simple as pay my telephone bill I run the serious risk of mental illness, stress, strokes, high blood pressure and heart attacks. Hanging's too good for you people. You need sorting out, the lot of you. A good swift kick up the backside is what you lot need. Bunch of headcases, the lot of you. Signed stella

GreedyTop -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (12/17/2008 3:13:06 PM)
hugs Stella

SilverMark -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (12/17/2008 3:56:53 PM)
Ahhhhhhhhh.....the phone company...so glad that it is inherent even across the ocean that they only hire those for customer service with an IQ equal to their shoe size. I thought that was only in America.

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