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ResidentSadist -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (12/18/2008 7:55:31 AM)
Dear Weatherman, Despite your technologically advanced tools, you make so many wrong predictions. On behalf of almost everyone on the planet, I want you thank you for fucking up our plans so often! Sincerely, Kalon Eric & 6.6 billion other people

KyttynTheMynx -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (12/21/2008 8:20:03 PM)
Dear Global Warming, Stop being a lazy bastard and do your fucking job! Signed, Kyttyn, and everyone who is freezing their bits and baubles off.

sarahanna -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (12/21/2008 10:58:02 PM)
To whom it may concern, Thank you so much for spending the last year lying to me and pretending to be something you are not. You are no gentleman and never will be. You need to grow up and stop pansy footing around, be a man and stop being so freaking moody. If you want something you go after it, if you don't then you don't lie about it. You can not have them and me, it is one or the other, and I am no longer going to put up with your BS!! Sincerely, Me

masterofdrkness2 -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (12/22/2008 7:56:12 AM)
To the arctic cold blast that just blew in... go back where you came from!! If I wanted to be frozen I would move where you live.. Antarctica.. I do not send my warm weather to you to melt away all your ice.. So STOP coming here and freezing my fucking water !!! signed; I hope your ice melts and you become nothing but a puddle

lusciouslips19 -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (12/22/2008 8:06:41 AM)
Its -2 in Chicago. Although we are used to extreme weather here.

ResidentSadist -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (12/22/2008 10:18:53 AM)
December 22, 2008 Dear Brighthouse, If my personal health were failing as badly as your network health, I would have died sometime earlier this year. In this brief moment of connectivity I want you to know that I was thinking about your shabby network and decided to share the dilemma you caused. I have been sporadically disconnected (internet-phone) from the world lately. When disconnected, it doesn’t leave a trace of anyone’s calls on my caller ID. Fortunately my Vonage voicemail does work when I am disconnected. However, this leaves me with an inordinate amount of voicemail that is very time consuming to retrieve compared to leafing through the caller ID. I have been retrieving about 30 minutes worth of messages a day but I was still backlogged by over 100 messages. It wasn’t until last week that I finally caught up to all my voicemail. Your cable repairman comes again this afternoon. This will be the third or fourth visit to straighten this mess out. It is getting redundant! I would go with DSL for internet and telephone access, use my answering machine in the house so I can see when I have messages and get a dish for TV but I see no other dishes in this condominium complex and fear they may be against policy. I hope Santa brings you some new switchers so your victims . . . er, I mean clients, can stay connected and receive the service you promise. I hope you all die suddenly which causes new management to be put in place. Sincerely, Kalon Eric

everhope -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (12/22/2008 10:52:16 AM)
Dear new employee, i wanted to thank you for being so enthusiastic in your new employment. i was over joyed last night to discover that you made 8 friggin medication errors in the past 3 days...2 involving narcotics( thanks fuckwad for making me an extra hour or so of work correcting your mistakes). i know cleaning up the ward clerks desk was of your highest priority and rearranging every shelf at the nurses station is #1 on your list of job descriptions. you have done an awesome job of changing a workspace that has served us well for the 6 years that i have been employed at the facility. you and your ADD was exactly what we needed at this point...NOT. i hope your short stay with us will be pleasant and i can't wait to see your name with a big red mark across it on the schedule. sincerely, brendalee ps. i started a collection last night for your much needed psyche eval and collected a lil extra for the meds you so obviously need. i so hate seeing people going untreated in these times of difficult to come by health care.

trappedinamuseum -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (12/22/2008 11:39:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: everhope Dear new employee, i wanted to thank you for being so enthusiastic in your new employment. i was over joyed last night to discover that you made 8 friggin medication errors in the past 3 days...2 involving narcotics( thanks fuckwad for making me an extra hour or so of work correcting your mistakes). i know cleaning up the ward clerks desk was of your highest priority and rearranging every shelf at the nurses station is #1 on your list of job descriptions. you have done an awesome job of changing a workspace that has served us well for the 6 years that i have been employed at the facility. you and your ADD was exactly what we needed at this point...NOT. i hope your short stay with us will be pleasant and i can't wait to see your name with a big red mark across it on the schedule. sincerely, brendalee ps. i started a collection last night for your much needed psyche eval and collected a lil extra for the meds you so obviously need. i so hate seeing people going untreated in these times of difficult to come by health care. makes a mental note to not piss off everhope..ever

everhope -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (12/22/2008 11:59:40 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: trappedinamuseum quote: ORIGINAL: everhope Dear new employee, i wanted to thank you for being so enthusiastic in your new employment. i was over joyed last night to discover that you made 8 friggin medication errors in the past 3 days...2 involving narcotics( thanks fuckwad for making me an extra hour or so of work correcting your mistakes). i know cleaning up the ward clerks desk was of your highest priority and rearranging every shelf at the nurses station is #1 on your list of job descriptions. you have done an awesome job of changing a workspace that has served us well for the 6 years that i have been employed at the facility. you and your ADD was exactly what we needed at this point...NOT. i hope your short stay with us will be pleasant and i can't wait to see your name with a big red mark across it on the schedule. sincerely, brendalee ps. i started a collection last night for your much needed psyche eval and collected a lil extra for the meds you so obviously need. i so hate seeing people going untreated in these times of difficult to come by health care. makes a mental note to not piss off everhope..ever he really is lucky i am not his supervisor or boss. his check would be waiting for him today when he arrived for work today...i can only hope that our boss looks seriously at all that i wrote in my communication to her.

persephonee -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (12/22/2008 1:47:11 PM)
snort...male nurses....

everhope -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (12/22/2008 3:08:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: persephonee snort...male nurses.... yeah...what's up with that. they all seem to come and claim territory...i said last night "i would rather they just piss all over" "i'll clean it up.better than fucking rearranging every cart, shelf and drawer." a few jaws dropped....lol

ResidentSadist -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (10/1/2010 1:54:08 PM)
Dear Toshiba, Dear Toshiba, Dear Toshiba, Dear Toshiba, Dear Toshiba, Dear Toshiba, Dear Toshiba, Dear Toshiba, Dear Toshiba, Dear Toshiba, Dear Toshiba, It's seems there is an error in your billing, billing, billing, billing, billing, billing, billing. The $24.99 software restore discs I ordered last night have been charged to my card 10 times now, every 2 hours. When I called your customer service department, they showed no record on my account of last night's order and are therefore unable to stop the continuous billing. Per your request, I was going to fax CS rep a copy of my bank statement so you could start a trace at your end. When I asked for her name and the company address for the fax cover sheet, she refused to give an address or last name. I asked her if she was a subcontractor and she said no. I asked if Toshiba was a virtual company or if they and their customer service department had a physical location? She retorted with, "it's just a fax, what do you need an address for?" I asked her what right she had to question me and informed her that business communications, fax covers included, have a name and address on them. I also pointed out that if someone was stealing $24.99 every 2 hours, the customer service rep should be more forthcoming while her company was fucking you. In short, the matter is in the hands of the credit card fraud division, I will be filling a better business bureau complaint and filling a better business bureau complain and filling a better business bureau complaint and filling a better business bureau complain and filling a better business bureau complaint filling a better business bureau complaint. Fuck off you wankers in Toshiba CS, Kalon Eric

subwaythru -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (10/2/2010 7:29:01 PM)
Not in need of Vent-A-Thon at this moment; but wishing to express what a pleasure and a comfort to go through each day knowing it is here and available.

Daddysredhead -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (10/2/2010 7:54:35 PM)
offers squishy boobie hugs to the lovely RS, just to help him through this most difficult time (if screwing you costs you $24.99, every two hours... how much should I charge for hugs?) [;)]

gungadin09 -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (10/2/2010 8:04:37 PM)
Fuck my parents for always having so much integrity. This led me to believe the world is a fair place, and now i come to realise it is not. Fuck me for needing to believe the world is fair. Fuck most of the bosses i've ever had for believing that being "nice" is a adequate substitute for being competent. Fuck the rest of the bosses i've had for believing that doing outstanding work was an adequate substitute for being mature and civil. Fuck me for whining. pam

subwaythru -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (10/2/2010 9:38:11 PM)
My previous post was a momentary, but short-lived, lapse of this seething acrimony: Fuck you, fucking fucktard at work, you with your fucking troublemaking and fucking around with me. I will be showing up in about one hour, so gird your fucking loins, because i am fucking mad as hell and i'm not going to fucking take it any fucking more! so there. (satisfied sigh). that's better now. i hope You all are having a nice night.

Daddysredhead -> RE: -=VENT-A-THON (The F U thread)=- (10/4/2010 5:52:48 PM)
Fuck you, dumbass from way down South, VA, who has a profile that says some dumb shit about women who are this or that should write to you, and that "women who have ever been with blacks" should never dream of contacting you. How stupid are you? I love messing with men like you who look at me, in my ivory-whiteness, oozing my Scarlet O'Hair-a-ness, and think that I am as backwards as they are. They start talking shit about "far'nerz" and "blacks" and all other non-white people, and I grin and nod and say, "Really? Yeah, ya' know what? I have a couple 'a mixed babies, and I'm currently fucking a big 'ole black man, and have been for the past 7+ years. Matter o' fact, I haven't been with a white guy in 19 years. I'm one of those bitches who's all about mixing it up in the new South." (I've had that little bit of dialogue with 3 idiots. It tends to stop them in their tracks, since I'm an unapologetic white bitch.) [;)]

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