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How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 4:02:51 AM

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I am not familiar with the town I live in. How do I find the cop bars? Are there 'firefighter bars' as well?

Would it be totally unethical to call get all spiffed up and call the non-emergency number for the fire department and say 'I am not sure, but I think I smell smoke'?

Is there a better or worse time to do this? I'd hate like hell to contribute to someone's real misfortune.

I have a --well -- sort of thingy -- for cops and firefighters. Cops have those great uniforms, including the yummmy steel handcuffs. They can take you to the precient house and interogate you. Yummm.

Firefighters will risk their lives, and pick you up, drag you dow a ladder and cart you out the door, even though they are wearing 1,100lbs of equiptment. Yummmm.

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 10:13:13 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: candystripper

I am not familiar with the town I live in. How do I find the cop bars? Are there 'firefighter bars' as well?

Would it be totally unethical to call get all spiffed up and call the non-emergency number for the fire department and say 'I am not sure, but I think I smell smoke'?

Try lighting yourself on fire first, then call.

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 10:23:10 AM

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 10:25:38 AM

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go ahead, candy.. call in a false report. THAT'LL fly real well, and you can get those cuffs put on you. EVery firefighter and cop I know just LOVE people like you

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 10:28:26 AM

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ORIGINAL: candystripper

Would it be totally unethical to call get all spiffed up and call the non-emergency number for the fire department and say 'I am not sure, but I think I smell smoke'?

Unethical is an understatement. Do you REALLY think anyone brought out to help you would give you a second look if they figured out you did this?
And with gossip and departmental chatter as it is, how do you think your chances would fare with anyone else in the departments? Go for it, get yourself a title of the "crazy lady" and get your calls ignored, so when you actualy have an emergency, you called wolf so many times you are bumped down in priority and ignored. GREAT PLAN

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 10:30:35 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: candystripper

I am not familiar with the town I live in. How do I find the cop bars? Are there 'firefighter bars' as well?

Would it be totally unethical to call get all spiffed up and call the non-emergency number for the fire department and say 'I am not sure, but I think I smell smoke'?

what scares me is that you are serious. You want to make a false alarm call and have the fire dept come to your home for the purpose of flirting. BRILLANT!!!

But in the meantime, another call may come in from someone seriously needing help who cannot get it because you are playing high school games and trying to get laid.
There is also the risk to the firemen who will respond to your silly little scheme. They will do their best to get to your home as quickly as possible, running the risk of an accident and injury to themselves or others...all so you can shake you ass and bat your eyelashes?

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 10:32:44 AM

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Wait shhh...Let her do this. I wanna see how it plays out on CNN! I love laughing at stuff like this.

OP, no matter how you think there is a good time/bad time to do one of these calls to get a date, chances are, you will end up faking a call at a bad time, get thrown in jail with Big Bertha, and then some. Think of someones needs other than your own selfish wants...k?

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 10:34:31 AM

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making a false emergency call is a felony charge (i think depending where you live).

in Chicago, cops, EMS and firefighters don't take too kindly to people like you who make false reports ...it's a good way to spend a "wonderful" and "comfortable" night at 26th and California (Cook County Jail)

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 10:34:52 AM

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 10:39:00 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sirsholly

quote:

ORIGINAL: candystripper

I am not familiar with the town I live in. How do I find the cop bars? Are there 'firefighter bars' as well?

Would it be totally unethical to call get all spiffed up and call the non-emergency number for the fire department and say 'I am not sure, but I think I smell smoke'?

what scares me is that you are serious. You want to make a false alarm call and have the fire dept come to your home for the purpose of flirting. BRILLANT!!!

But in the meantime, another call may come in from someone seriously needing help who cannot get it because you are playing high school games and trying to get laid.
There is also the risk to the firemen who will respond to your silly little scheme. They will do their best to get to your home as quickly as possible, running the risk of an accident and injury to themselves or others...all so you can shake you ass and bat your eyelashes?

You are pathetic!!!

Yesh, i'll have to agree there, holly.

To the OP, may i suggest tuning into a national television show called "Cops"? Or one of my favorites, "The First 48" instead?

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 10:39:12 AM

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This post suddenly brought this video to mind http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QgctZDpHSQ

I could tell you what cops and firefighters think of groupies but who knows how that would be taken.

I should forwarn you that not all the firefighters that respond are hot sexy hunks in uniform. Oh, and they would not be amused if called on a false alarm by a "groupie".

Filing a false report is taken as calmly as calling 911 to find out what the traffic conditions are in town....fools are not suffered kindly.

However....if you do this, please post what happens.

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 10:39:22 AM

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Just when I think I've heard it all, I find myself stunned. A woman of your age is even considering this? This is something a young teenage girl with raging hormones thinks is a good idea.

Seriously, if you need a referral to someone in your area for an evaluation, just let me know what the name of your insurance is and I'll be happy to find someone for you to see. Your judgment seems to be... impaired.

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 11:42:27 AM

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ORIGINAL: CalifChick

Just when I think I've heard it all, I find myself stunned. A woman of your age is even considering this? This is something a young teenage girl with raging hormones thinks is a good idea.

Seriously, if you need a referral to someone in your area for an evaluation, just let me know what the name of your insurance is and I'll be happy to find someone for you to see. Your judgment seems to be... impaired.

Cali
(no, I'm not being sarcastic, I am being serious)

actually...i think the young teenage girls with raging hormones know it is wrong and would not do it...

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 11:56:05 AM

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Oh come on now....we all know the cops are firefighters are fake. No one is real. Calling 911 does nothing. No one exists.
Oh and yes callig 911 for a false report is an automatic arrest. Have fun with that.

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 12:09:57 PM

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This is their JOB. This is not Hollywood. No way, no how will one of them appear and lift you out of your loneliness like the final scene in "An Officer and a Gentleman".

As former military we call this 'tag chasing' or in this case 'badge chasing'. These type of women end up with the rep of being a barracks bunny (or worse). Most men in these fields (off duty) are usually the ones doing the chasin' for a gal anyways, they are quite aggressive and have big balls so don't worry, if they wanted a gal, they would KNOW it.

Not to mention that these guys are already on high alert and have high stress. They don't need to get all pumped up for a situation just to be punk'd by some middle-aged woman with nothing but a smile and a fur coat. They surely are glad when a situation is not extreme but no doubt they just get frustrated as all hell to have a false alarm called in by some bored nitwit.

Rent a movie. Closest you will likely get to baggin yourself a copper or a firestud.

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 12:28:36 PM

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Candystripper has been awwwfully silent on this thread...Perhaps she has ignored all the really awesome "dont do it!" advice and called anyways?

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 12:31:00 PM

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All I can suggest is that she has climbed up a tree and is awaiting rescue perhaps?

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 12:32:09 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: candystripper

I am not familiar with the town I live in. How do I find the cop bars? Are there 'firefighter bars' as well?

Would it be totally unethical to call get all spiffed up and call the non-emergency number for the fire department and say 'I am not sure, but I think I smell smoke'?

Is there a better or worse time to do this? I'd hate like hell to contribute to someone's real misfortune.

I have a --well -- sort of thingy -- for cops and firefighters. Cops have those great uniforms, including the yummy steel handcuffs. They can take you to the precinct house and interrogate you. Yummm.

Firefighters will risk their lives, and pick you up, drag you dow a ladder and cart you out the door, even though they are wearing 1,100lbs of equipment. Yummmm.

candystripper

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 12:33:28 PM

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ORIGINAL: FullCircle

All I can suggest is that she has climbed up a tree and is awaiting rescue perhaps?

and forgot her damn cell phone to call for help....

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RE: How Does One Become a Cop or Firefighter Groupie? - 11/15/2008 12:36:04 PM

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*ignore the sarcasm*

what a great idea! There aren't many things hotter than a man in uniform. I hope you will follow through with the fantasy and post the juicy details of your arrest and visit to your local police precint. And how court goes for you. That will make for an intense interrogation scene!

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