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RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how hav... - 11/16/2008 7:05:58 PM

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I also tend to say things that I wouldn't normally.... Mostly about stuff I want Him to do to me, or the size of His dick..... Well, this is all supossedly... I don't think I really said that He was like the size of a light pole, or that I wanted THAT in my bum at the top of my lungs.... LMAO!

If that happened at your mom's wedding, I bet you took attention away from the bride

HAHA! no.... Sorry... shoulda specified... that was once he GOT me to his house... lol

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RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how hav... - 11/16/2008 7:15:36 PM

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Hmmmm, hurled once. First time I'd drunk alcohol in a couple of years (I was maybe 16 or 17) and was very skinny, tossed back about 1/3 a bottle of rum in about 15 minutes. Wound up curled up at my then fiancee's feet on the floor in his best friend's basement during a party. When I fell asleep, "Highlander" was on, when I awakened, I argued with the friend's poodlwe over some pizza and noticed some dude on the TV shaving his eyebrows ("The Wall"). Went to use the rest room, hurled unexpectedly but thankfully in the toilet.
Somehow, we made it to bed in the best friend's music room with the best friend and his then girlfriend. At some point, I awakened to strange sounds, and being clueless, I asked my fiancee what that sound was. He hushed me as the best friend and girlfriend were having oral.
Fell back to sleep.
Next I awoke, my fiancee was trying to find his pants as he needed to use the rest room. He couldn't find them, so grabbed the other girl's black leather skirt and hopped out of the room.
The only thing that would have made it better would have been if he'd run into the guy's Dad en route to the potty, lol!
Aah, they were some fun days! :>
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RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how hav... - 11/16/2008 7:21:01 PM

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I took my clothes off and left them on my parents front lawn. My Mom met me in the kitchen as she waited up for me. She wasn't happy, no not in the slightest and as I went upstairs to get into my bed I stubbed my toe and broke it. I decided then drinking was not for me.

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RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how hav... - 11/17/2008 3:21:22 AM

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is it just me... or does it seam, holly is determined to tear or burn down buildings where ever she goes ? lol

an FYI...if you use your face as a wrecking ball..the building is not going to suffer too much damage.

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RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how hav... - 11/17/2008 3:48:05 AM

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Caught myself on fire drinking flaming shots

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RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how hav... - 11/17/2008 3:53:13 AM

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Caught myself on fire drinking flaming shots

took care of that pesky Howard Stern hair-do?

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RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how hav... - 11/17/2008 3:57:28 AM

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And I didn't need to trim my eyebrows for a month!!!

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RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how hav... - 11/17/2008 5:34:43 AM

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I've been known to fall out of a boat and miss the water on occasion. I've also tripped over a cordless phone and got hit by a parked car, too. I'm telling you, that damn car came outta nowhere!

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RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how hav... - 11/17/2008 6:17:44 AM

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lol pet! Yeah.. those damned parked cars are just EVIL, I tell ya!!

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RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how hav... - 11/17/2008 6:27:48 AM

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lol pet! Yeah.. those damned parked cars are just EVIL, I tell ya!!

Damn skippy! Drunk people don't hurt themselves, it's the objects they get hit by or fall on that do the real damage. I mean, my Aunt Bertha still hasn't recovered from the injuries she received on her last eggnog binge last Christmas! Santa doesn't drive a reindeer powered sleigh...the fat fucker drives an '82 Buick that comes outta nowhere!

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RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how hav... - 11/17/2008 6:56:24 AM

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alas , i have never been drunk in my life. i'm considered the black sheep of the family. even my sainted mother calls me a party pooper.i cant blame anything on the bottle. every stupid thing i did was while sober. hangs head in shame.

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RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how hav... - 11/17/2008 8:56:56 AM

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for the record I dont drink unless its a very rare social occassion.

But I am always tripping up stairs, falling down stairs, or falling on perfectly even ground or pavement.

personally in my experience friends or family drinking dont so much hurt themselves but others.

One instance when I lived with my daughter and her b/f on the mansion on the lake, they had both been drinking heavily got in an arguement and my daughter went out on the boat deck. went out to talk to her and she jumped in the water and started swimming far from shore, which caused me calling 911, her b/f taking off so he didnt get involved, a 72 hour hold on her in the hospital and both pissed because I dialed those three numbers.

Thats just one story of how those addicted to the drink hurt not themselved but others.

Just playing the devils advocate.

I have no problem with drinking in moderation.

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RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how hav... - 11/17/2008 9:33:20 AM

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When I was a student many years ago, I pulled this guy in a nightclub. I knew him vaguely from university, and he was drop-dead gorgeous.

Anyhoo, we got totally rat-arsed on cheap cocktails, came back to my room in the hall of residence, and fell into bed. Fast asleep, too drunk even to undress.

I woke up at about 7am (Saturday morning) thinking I was cold. And wondering why, when the hall was usually heated to sub-tropical levels all year round. Then I smelled it. He'd pissed himself in his sleep, and I got the benefit all over my bedding, mattress and clothes.

I wasn't physically hurt, but he was less than impressed when I turfed him out into the street, still falling-down drunk from the night before and stinking of piss.

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RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how hav... - 11/17/2008 9:54:44 AM

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When I was a student many years ago, I pulled this guy in a nightclub. I knew him vaguely from university, and he was drop-dead gorgeous.

Anyhoo, we got totally rat-arsed on cheap cocktails, came back to my room in the hall of residence, and fell into bed. Fast asleep, too drunk even to undress.

I woke up at about 7am (Saturday morning) thinking I was cold. And wondering why, when the hall was usually heated to sub-tropical levels all year round. Then I smelled it. He'd pissed himself in his sleep, and I got the benefit all over my bedding, mattress and clothes.

I wasn't physically hurt, but he was less than impressed when I turfed him out into the street, still falling-down drunk from the night before and stinking of piss.

and just checking what uni did you go to ??

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RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how hav... - 11/17/2008 10:53:50 AM

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i don't drink anymore.. but when i did.. .oh god... i was awful.... i get really horny when drunk and will try to fuck whomever's near me... and.. i've had my fare share of drunken nights... i've woken up next to someone and wonder what did i do... but the one that takes the cake.. was at my uncles.. i was 16... and i ended up in my cousin's bed.. with her soon to be husband... about 10 people passed out on the floor around the bed... his back was bloody.. and there was a camcorder.. being snuggled by his best friend... ...but i was soo proud of myself cuz his back was all bloody... and my oral skills were praised by alot of guys... yeah.. i don't talk to my cousin much anymore... they don't like me....

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RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how hav... - 11/17/2008 11:38:36 AM

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lmao!! Let's just say it was in the north east of the country...sound familiar?!

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RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how hav... - 11/17/2008 6:03:15 PM

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Well, I DID take some attention off the Bride at my mom's wedding.... When I got drunk and made out with one of the other bride's maids... (I was maid of honor) The more she drank, the more she wanted to kiss me (I think mostly to get away from my dad who likes to hit on her when he's drinking... Yes, my dad was at my mother's wedding... They are all good friends).. She came over to me, while I was sitting on Sweets' lap, and strattled me... She was kind of sitting on my lap... and her feet slipped, and she went on her ass... knocking her drink over, breaking the glass, and soaking my cell phone in a screwdriver.... (Luckily Sweets was there, and doesn't drink, so he cleaned my phone up... )

Well, after that, she just kept bitching that her ass hurt, and stuff... and she was kind of embarrassed, so she kept away from me.... So I made out with her daughter.... lol (don't worry, she's of age... lol) Yeah... I was kinda having a mother/daughter tag team thing going on that night.... LMAO And Sweets was enjoying watching EVERY second of it! lol

When I drink, I will make out with any chicky that gets near me, and lets me... lol I have some pics to prove that from a couple differant occasions... lol

(I really need to stop drinking!)

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RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how hav... - 11/18/2008 12:35:23 PM

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a friend comes and picks you up at the station, a great friend sits beside you in cuffs and says; "WOW that was fun".

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RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how hav... - 11/18/2008 12:43:24 PM

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O and one time my designated driver who came and picked me up one night after working at the bar, was drunker than i was. Took off in his jeep got pulled over about five minutes later, made him do all the lil test....said your too drunk but if she can drive, you can crash at her house and ill follow, and THAT my friends was right about the time all the jagger hit me.... turned to go onto my street ran up and over the curve with the cop following directly behind...got home and he asked me to roll down my window. The said; "That curb just ran up and hit you!", "Yep occifer it did...burb". Fortunatly he let us go, i never did get to kiss him for that... lol

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RE: Tis the Season to open the bottle. Question how hav... - 11/18/2008 12:53:06 PM

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When I drink, I will make out with any chicky that gets near me, and lets me... lol I have some pics to prove that from a couple differant occasions... lol

Want some wine, MFG?

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