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-=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=-


Yes, it’s unusually cold right now and I can’t feel my privates.
  56% (29)
No, I always do an imitation of an icicle this time of year.
  33% (17)
Cold? I live in the sunny tropics. Only my beer is cold right now.
  9% (5)


Total Votes : 51
(last vote on : 1/16/2009 2:33:13 PM)
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sirsholly -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 9:07:21 AM)

my kinda guy!!




stella41b -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 9:08:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

I don't envisage any variaton in weather stopping me from feeling my privates.


I bet you're so relieved you're not a squirrel, aren't you?

Edited for typos.




MadAxeman -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 9:16:07 AM)

Mostly I'm relieved...period.




Dnomyar -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 10:21:05 AM)

Look inside of his coat Stella. He has a bag of squirrel nuts hidden there.




ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 10:35:43 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MontrealPhoenix
Yes, RS it's freezing. Didn't you see it on the news? Global warming has been reversed, we're now headed into global freezing. 

phoenix

Warming, freezing . . . they should make up their minds.  I have read that it takes as little as 125 years for an ice age to start.  We’re all gonna’ die huddled in some cave as the fire from the last piece of vegetation on our frozen planet burns out.
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ORIGINAL: Dnomyar

RS your missing some great deer hunting this year. They have such a big problem with them in Rochester that they are letting the police set up deer stands to hunt them at night. There has been a ton of road kill so far this year.

In Michigan, they had some places that were so thick with deer and the winter die off was so bad, they let hunters have 3 for 1 on the licenses. 
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ORIGINAL: zakkan

It never drops below 70 where I am. And I want to see some snow!

20 years of life and I didn't even know what a snow angel was until I watched some cartoon!

Take it from experience, best way to see snow is in a nice warm theater watching it in a Christmas movie.
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ORIGINAL: purepleasure
um... RS, I hate to tell you but about every 7-8 years Daytona has wickedly cold winters.  One year it even snowed about an inch there.  I'm going to guess that this will be one of those winters.  Enjoy your Michigan memories.  The good news is in late January, early February, it warms back up to where it should be.

This must be that year.  I was here at this time last year and it didn’t seem this cold.  In fact, as of Nov 15th, I have lived in Daytona Beach for a year.
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ORIGINAL: cjan
Kal, try the Key's method of staying warm during a cold snap. Very few homes have heat down there. Cruise the bars for, ummm, Rubenesque women. Bring two home with you. Get in bed between them and have them rub their bods together until  the desired temperature is achieved. Oh, yea...and rum, lots of rum.

Sound advice from a fellow Floridian.  You must have told me this before because I recently dumped all the hetros and skinny vanillas I was dating (3).

Oh yeah, about the rum my friend.  I think you misunderstood the bartender, they are called “Rum Runners” . . .  what you describe seems more like “Rum Rubbers”. . .  I think I like your version better.
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ORIGINAL: beargonewild
The current forecast for my area is a high of 26 F. Right now it is a cool 17.5 F and there's a whole 2" of snow on the ground! So if anyone needs some extra heat, let me know as I am a walking furnace.

WoW . . . at those temperatures, do your feet freeze to the ground if you stand still?
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus
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ORIGINAL: cjan
Kal, try the Key's method of staying warm during a cold snap. ........

I remember well one xmas in Miami Beach...  we decided to drive on down to Key West to avoid the cold snap.  Where there is no heat.  Where we were on a waiting list for BLANKETS!   LOL!  Yeah, good times.

A lot of the homes (and hotels) in south Florida that were built in the 50s and 60s did not have heating units.




Dnomyar -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 10:37:24 AM)

In Oakland County you can buy as many doe liscenses as you want for $10 a crack.




beargonewild -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 10:38:56 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild
The current forecast for my area is a high of 26 F. Right now it is a cool 17.5 F and there's a whole 2" of snow on the ground! So if anyone needs some extra heat, let me know as I am a walking furnace.

WoW . . . at those temperatures, do your feet freeze to the ground if you stand still?



LOL.....so far they haven't, though if ya still cold I can always warm ya up!




zakkan -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 10:49:23 AM)

Hey, I want to build a snowman before I turn 30! Not to mention snowball fights!

Living in such weather, I just can't understand why you people like summer so much.




Dnomyar -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 10:51:32 AM)

Not into ice fishing all year around is one reason. Can't garden in the snow.  You can't have a good snowball fight until you build a snow fort.




zakkan -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 10:54:40 AM)

Its better than sweating your butt off everyday even if all you do is sleep!!!




sirsholly -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 10:56:58 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Dnomyar

You can't have a good snowball fight until you build a snow fort.

Oh pig poop. That what cars are for (neighbors cars).




Dnomyar -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 10:57:21 AM)

Playing ice hockey on a frozen lake with some friends is great. There is one town by me that cleans the ice in several spots so you can skate.




sirsholly -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 10:59:47 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Dnomyar

Playing ice hockey on a frozen lake with some friends is great


until some bozo falls in.


Hows the water, Ray?




beargonewild -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 11:04:40 AM)

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: Dnomyar

Playing ice hockey on a frozen lake with some friends is great


until some bozo falls in.


Hows the water, Ray?



Holly, those bozos are up in my area who think they can go sledding across a lake when it's covered in an inch of ice.....bloody idiots!

eta: sledding = snow mobiling ( for all you non canucks)




LadyHibiscus -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 11:07:56 AM)

Do they have to retrieve the ice shacks by you, Bear?  I fall over laughing every year at the morons who seem to think that the slushy ice is enough to hold them for one more day!  (Ditto those silly snowmobilers!)  Me, I think that the first rescue, okay, but further ones should be accompanied by large bills.




sirsholly -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 11:11:21 AM)

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ORIGINAL: beargonewild

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ORIGINAL: sirsholly

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ORIGINAL: Dnomyar

Playing ice hockey on a frozen lake with some friends is great


until some bozo falls in.


Hows the water, Ray?



Holly, those bozos are up in my area who think they can go sledding across a lake when it's covered in an inch of ice.....bloody idiots!

eta: sledding = snow mobiling ( for all you non canucks)


we had a deer fall in the fish pond. [8|]




beargonewild -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 11:11:59 AM)

They sure do Lady H. North Bay is right next to Lake Nipissing and each spring there's usually 2-3 shacks that fall through the ice. The MNR states ice shacks have to be off the ice by end of March unless it's an unusually warm thaw. In the early winter and early spring, we hear of snowmobilers falling through the ice because they thought it was safe to cross!




LadyHibiscus -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 11:26:03 AM)

I swear, those guys have read too much Little House on The Prairie, and think that all ice is good ice...  [8|]




MadAxeman -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 11:51:49 AM)

I heard that Ray fell in and the water climbed out.




purepleasure -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 11:57:36 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Dnomyar

In Oakland County you can buy as many doe liscenses as you want for $10 a crack.


so, that makes them $10 crack does, right?




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