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-=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=-


Yes, it’s unusually cold right now and I can’t feel my privates.
  56% (29)
No, I always do an imitation of an icicle this time of year.
  33% (17)
Cold? I live in the sunny tropics. Only my beer is cold right now.
  9% (5)


Total Votes : 51
(last vote on : 1/16/2009 2:33:13 PM)
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MadAxeman -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 12:04:34 PM)

$10 for a crack sounds like a bargain



cjan -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 12:10:49 PM)

[sm=rofl.gif]at "crack does"



girlygurl -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 12:13:38 PM)

If I rub real hard for a long time I start to feel it again [8D]

girly



MadAxeman -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 12:18:25 PM)

I rub really hard and then have to stop for a while.



girlygurl -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 12:24:20 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

I rub really hard and then have to stop for a while.


But why do you stop? Inquiring minds want to know [:)]

girly



DesFIP -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 12:48:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Dnomyar

RS your missing some great deer hunting this year. They have such a big problem with them in Rochester that they are letting the police set up deer stands to hunt them at night. There has been a ton of road kill so far this year.


Relating to this; the definition of a small town is one where they close the one main street while they deal with removing the deer and the automobile that hit it. Not here, but northern New York where the kidlet goes to school. She called yesterday while waiting for them to reopen the street.



MadAxeman -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 12:56:26 PM)

Food and watching Scrubs



ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/20/2008 1:27:06 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Dnomyar
In Oakland County you can buy as many doe liscenses as you want for $10 a crack.

I am an ex Michigander and I remember when they opened Manitou island so that any deer licenses was good for buck or doe and you could take multiple deer.  I see they are still giving 2 for 1 on the permits there.

I love natural foods and venison is one of my favorite meats.   Here in Florida the deer are smaller than my old dog (Great Dane).  They are about the size of a German Shepard.   I haven’t hunted in FL but I have done a lot of fishing. 



everhope -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/21/2008 6:23:41 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan
Kal, try the Key's method of staying warm during a cold snap. Very few homes have heat down there. Cruise the bars for, ummm, Rubenesque women. Bring two home with you. Get in bed between them and have them rub their bods together until  the desired temperature is achieved. Oh, yea...and rum, lots of rum.

Sound advice from a fellow Floridian.  You must have told me this before because I recently dumped all the hetros and skinny vanillas I was dating (3).

Oh yeah, about the rum my friend.  I think you misunderstood the bartender, they are called “Rum Runners” . . .  what you describe seems more like “Rum Rubbers”. . .  I think I like your version better.


Dear Sir,
i like CJ's Keys method much better than the thought of wearing long underwear while i am visiting you next month....may we go bar hopping (love Rum Runners) to find another Rubenesque girl? thinking only of your comfort, Sir. it would really bother me to know that you were not toasty hot on these "kinda" freezing cold nights in Daytona.
aiming to please,
brendalee




IAMChristine -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/21/2008 10:58:35 PM)

does this mean that when i winter camp, it's a bad thing?  you'd be surprised at how warm and toasty you can be in a snow fort or a winter tent dug down into the snow.  (it's really fun...trust me!)



ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/22/2008 12:38:09 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: everhope

quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
quote:

ORIGINAL: cjan
Kal, try the Key's method of staying warm during a cold snap. Very few homes have heat down there. Cruise the bars for, ummm, Rubenesque women. Bring two home with you. Get in bed between them and have them rub their bods together until  the desired temperature is achieved. Oh, yea...and rum, lots of rum.

Sound advice from a fellow Floridian.  You must have told me this before because I recently dumped all the hetros and skinny vanillas I was dating (3).

Oh yeah, about the rum my friend.  I think you misunderstood the bartender, they are called “Rum Runners” . . .  what you describe seems more like “Rum Rubbers”. . .  I think I like your version better.


Dear Sir,
i like CJ's Keys method much better than the thought of wearing long underwear while i am visiting you next month....may we go bar hopping (love Rum Runners) to find another Rubenesque girl? thinking only of your comfort, Sir. it would really bother me to know that you were not toasty hot on these "kinda" freezing cold nights in Daytona.
aiming to please,
brendalee


Dear brendalee . . .  

What a selfless and noble gesture for you to offer cruising the bars in Daytona for sexy beach bunnies to rub against.  Your self-sacrifice in the name of a Master’s comfort and warmth is commendable.  To put all thoughts of your own comfort aside and force yourself to drink Rum Runners in a bar on a Florida beach while contemplating which beach bunny’s face you will be sitting on later at home is truly benevolent and altruistic.

The fact you are willing to get drunk and have sex with me and some of the local beach bunnies speaks highly of your goodhearted, beneficent and slave like moral character.  I look forward to your visit, you are truly selfless and service oriented!

Best Wishes,
Kalon Eric



everhope -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/22/2008 12:56:19 AM)

Dearest Sir,
 
i'll even do double duty and make sure she is a blonde or a redhead for your added pleasure, Sir.
most sincerely,
brendalee



moonvine -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/22/2008 1:17:06 AM)

Snow?   Eek.

I just got done feeding the feral cats...it is down to 53 degrees.  I have the heater on....



GreedyTop -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/22/2008 1:28:08 AM)

me too, Moon... LOL


Kalon.. see, I could never be that selfless.....



ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/22/2008 1:35:12 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

me too, Moon... LOL


Kalon.. see, I could never be that selfless.....


Greedy . . . darling . . . sweetheart, does that mean if you were in Daytona cruising chicks and drinking on the beach it would be . . .  it would also be for your own pleasure not just the selfless therapeutic value of my potential warmth and comfort?



GreedyTop -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/22/2008 1:50:24 AM)

Darling... you know I love you..


if I was at Daytona, cruising for chicks.. YOU would not be in the equation.....



moonvine -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/22/2008 2:10:23 AM)

Here I am reading this thread and picking burrs out of my hair from crawling around in the woods feeding feral cats..think it is past time for bed....



ResidentSadist -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/22/2008 2:38:14 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Darling... you know I love you..


if I was at Daytona, cruising for chicks.. YOU would not be in the equation.....


but, baby . . . it's so cold outside!



KMsAngel -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/22/2008 4:08:18 AM)

*snort*
visions of robbie and nicole singing that



purepleasure -> RE: -=Is there an ice age coming? (I'm freezing)=- (11/22/2008 4:55:41 AM)

*cruises greedy and snugglemolesticatesnogfondlegropes her*



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